What if you kill two killers?

What if you kill two killers?

You grow a second you.

But the second me hasn't killed anyone.

>only stopping at two

I thought Rorschach was supposed to be the black-and-white one.

Is this like the how to defeat a stick question?

It was part of you so by proxy it did.

Dexter taught us how to get around this. Dont get caught at the first.

By proxy, the Batman is guilty of almost all of Joker's murders.

yeah but you're reducing the amount of potential murders batman

also you just wanna fuck the joker

What I kill myself afterward? Checkmate, Batman.

And so is the Justice System, the people of Arkhan and the entire Police corp?

kek

So by proxy the second me didn't kill anyone or he did? What's your point?

BTFO


Will Batman ever recover lads?

Why does Batman have to kill the Joker? He's already locked his ass up a million times. He's done his part. He clearly has issues with killing people, so why don't one of Gotham's finest just disappear him after Batman brings him in? Do it on the down-low so no one has to know.

It is fucking ridiculous that this responsibility has to fall on Batman. Literally anyone can do it.

"Its so hard dealing with crime...lets blame other people! Yeah! Its everyone ELSE'S fault that this criminal genius keeps escaping and murdering people! Yeah!"

>so why don't one of Gotham's finest just disappear him after Batman brings him in?
They've tried.

Batman stopped them every time.

Don't you get it?
We're all criminals.
We try to wash our hands of the past but only blood comes out of the faucet.

His recovery rate is twenty minutes.

Is Dexter a better hero than Batman?

You must have a shit faucet

Why is Batman so fucking gay for the Joker? He's not even that good looking.

Only explanation is that he has some sort of clown fetish.

>He's not even that good looking.

>balding
My point exactly.

Go to bed Bats, your husbando a shit.

That's a terrible fucking argument. Fuck you Batman.

"If you kill him you'll be just like him!"

Why is Batman so popular again? He's such a shit character.

>Stopping at one
Checkmate Batman

>not assuming the terrible role of a killer to save the humanity that you love, like a murdering Jesus

You need to burn the killers to death?

Batman's shit at maths, it's actually his biggest weakness. Fear the day the Joker learns of this, his greatest chink in the Bat-Armor.

>greatest chink in the Bat-Armor.

He'll deal with the joker just fine.

If there was a chink in his armor then wouldn't he be good at math?

You know, I understand why DC would pander to the Chinese audience. I really do.

But why do they have to do it in such a fucking stupid way?

Especially since a Bat-man would be coveted by cowardy and suspicious criminals as a great sign of luck.

>But why do they have to do it in such a fucking unimaginative way?
Fix'd.
Because DC's default for a new world or foreign country is to "give them a Justice League".
Making OC characters is hard work, user.
They don't get paid extra for great ideas.

And if you don't kill a killer, the number of victims will continue to increase.

>But why do they have to do it in such a fucking stupid way?
I really do want comics about what's basically Astroboy fighting the police and the army so that he can strangle party functionaries and their families.

Riders basically are monsters themselves though. That's a plot point in a lot of their series.

Lets have a hypothetical representation here. Lets say the Joker, each time he escapes from Arkham kills on average at least 3 people. Lets also say he escapes from Arkham at least once every two years. On average, most people span careers over 30 to 50 years, averaging to a 40 year career for the Joker. So hypothetically, the Joker would kill at least 60 people in his career, not counting events of mass murder of > 3 people or a career continuing beyond 40 years. So while Batman's statement is somewhat true, it's also misleading since if he HAD killed the Joker after his first escape, hypothetically Batman could've saved at least 54 people.

This is all speculation, but I think my point rings true.

If being a labeled a monster means preventing loss of life by killing someone, then I would turn my humanity card without hesitation.

It's actually your fault for giving them money for more Joker stories. If you didn't like the Joker, he would stay in jail.

Oh god I hate Bomb Queen so much.

Comic books

>implying I buy Batman books

Because a big part of Chinese culture is to make knock offs. DC is just being realistic.

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But if one were to rape a killer.. hrm, that is something to ponder my man...

You didn't actually read it, did you? The whole point of them is that they are cheap copies of the originals who will end up being cannon fodder one way or the other. The entire arc is called Made in China.

DC-China has its own original superhero team that doesn't resemble the JL in any way. Which you'd know if you read comics.

If you kill N killers, the number of killers in the world decreases by N-1. That's just a first-order approximation, though, and doesn't take into account any of the other methods of creating killers.

> basically Astroboy
But Nezha is a such a brat.

Fuck, walked right into those.

God I miss Genis

What if you kill a killer with someone who was already a killer?

You could just incarcerate the killers.

He becomes a double killer.

Then you're a double killer.

That sure seems to work for Batman's villains, doesn't it?

That is the most retarded logic eber. If he killed Joker, then the hundreds of people Joker killed would still be alive.

100 lives>>>>>one guys life

Arent the killers you kill your victims?

kek

Seriously who do so many of you stupid Sup Forums faggots post a thread there get no replies then come here? Fuck off faggot.

JESUS CHRIST!

Being a victim would imply they are innocent.
If you can't respect the sanctity of someone else's life, why should I respect yours?

>get no replies
The Sup Forums thread has more replies than this one.

Checkmate, atheists.

If you rape a rapist, the number of rapists in the world remains the same.

>unless your batman and you just FUCKING RAPE THE JOKER ALREADY!!!!

is texas a killer?

Yes.

This sounds like some Trudeau tier thinking

>thousands of microscopic dust sticks
>some fertilizing trees to grow more sticks

hey batman, what am I?

>If you kill your enemies, they win
Pretty sure you can't do anything when you're dead, Trudeau.

I'll get you, Texas!

Because law and order, faggit.

Wouldn't the number of rapists grow? Raping a person doesn't erase their past rapes from history.
Yes.

He is cute as fuck

You have to employ SJW logic.
>men can't be raped
>all rapists are men
>ergo, raping a rapist isn't rape

context?

Law and order can suck my DICK!.

>If you rape the Joker, the number of killers in the world remains the same. So what are you waiting for? Go for it!

Why do so many people get so upset over the unspecified kill counts of imaginary characters?

Like, if you like Batman, then you probably like some stories with the Joker, so you should understand why he exists. If you DON'T like Batman, then why do you care?

Punisher mowing down mafia guys.

Verisimilitude and internal consistency.

But if you don't "kill" the killer, that number is the same as well. The killer is still in the world because you didn't kill him.

This feels like something someone posted on their Facebook.

It does.

It sounds like something my mom could've posted, along with such gems of wit like "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" and "why do we kill people to show that killing people is wrong"

right up there with minion posters

mmm hmm

what if you rape a killer

There needs to be an image of Batman with "If you kill your enemies, they win" caption.

[Sensible chuckle]

They had a chance to bring The Batman of Shanghai back in comic form and they went for Bat-Piñata instead. something something can't have nice things

Batman is gay for the circus. You only need to look at Dick to see that

Then kill him. He's weak.

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Nope. Poor fucker's house is built on an indian burial ground...they left the bodies and only moved the headstones.

his mom is hotter for sure

Generally yes. Being one doesn't mean you can't be the other.

You have to get into SJW oppression bullshit or serious catholic guilt to get into oppression absolving all your sins.

One exception: If the actions directly lead to their death.

Eg. A rapist tries to rape someone, but that person turns out to be Bueno Excelente.

>If you can't respect the sanctity of someone else's life, why should I respect yours?
Because Hobbes social compact.


Yes.

That's fucking brilliant. meme worthy.

why bat doesn not just cripple irrimediably all his recurring foes?

The thing is, the lack of verisimilitude does not originate from Batman not killing his foes, it originates from them constantly escaping incarceration.
So endlessly whining about "why doesn't batman kill" has less to do with verisimilitude and more to do with being an edgelord.

kek