>Be me >Develop Telepathic powers >Shit is so cool >Can fly, lift things with my mind, I can read minds, talk to people through my mind, send images >Masturbate with no hands >Everything is cool as fuck. Have to concentrate to not read minds or get too bored and send somebody or something flying across the room >Somehow end up with a team of other super powered individuals >Its even cooler >Guys and girls who are super strong, can fly, run super fast, know magic, shapeshift, super geniuses, super martial, aliens artists etc etc >'This is amazing" I used to think >I was wrong >Everybody fucking hates me >No body invites me to any of the team parties >Everybody screams at me because they think I read minds because I always know what events they have planned >All I did is read the emails nobody reads >Use me like a telephone >Always suspicious around me >Always get taken out of the fight first >Can never use my powers for more than 5 minutes before I get hit with mind shattering visions >Everytime they see me they yell "AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!" >Asks me to read their mind as a joke >"What am I thinking about?" >It's dicks >It's always dicks
Any other telepaths out there? How do you deal with this shit?
>Never tell anyone I'm a telepath because I'm not some faggot who's defined by my powers >Everyone freaks the fuck out when I tell them >Get put on teams with strength fags who think they are the shit >They act like they've got shit on me and it takes everything I have not to give them a seizure >Occasionally meet other telepaths >They're all entry-level faggot empaths
Fuck my life X-famalams
Zachary Jackson
>Be telepath > you'd thing reading people's mind would be the shit > it's not > Literally have to sort through horse of horrendous sexual fantasies a d every other sick shit you could imagine >Literally scared by all the fuck people think of >can't turn it off it's like a radar went >Help me
Luis Murphy
Gotta find someone with OCD bro, their minds are like 5 star hotels >mfw I get asked to read criminal/insane minds Shit's like an acid trip with intense fear: they're like schizos.
Jose Rivera
Why are you thinking about feminine penises
Thomas Hernandez
>Be me >Can predict the future >I know how everyone will die >If i tell everyone, they blame me >If i don't tell, they also blame me >I move to a mountain >Pleb-street-capes and Villains keep following me and asking me shit >Decided to turn villain >I see that I always lose in the future >I decide to kill myself >I predict that hell exists >Can't read comics or watch shows anymore, because of spoiler >fuck
Samuel Bailey
dude, eggos
Sebastian Wilson
I don't know why you psychics make such a big deal out of reading other people's minds. Most of the time they're just thinking about the boring shit they have to get through for the day. Outside of potential criminals, at the very worst you get a mixture of /r9k/ and Sup Forums.
The best ones though are the completely random thoughts you get from unexpected strangers. Like the other day I was at an art gallery, one patron was pondering if Turtles would be able to comprehend what it means to fly if given wings.
Benjamin Adams
As an aside when you read pther people's minds, how does it sound? For me, its still my mental "voice", but as if it were being controlled by someone else.
Asher Morgan
Words start floating in the air Really distracting
Jason Bell
the funny thing is I really was fapping to dark skin traps
Ethan Fisher
>dark skin traps Patrician taste
Parker Long
why thank you
Nathaniel Hill
>not just enjoying it
Henry Thomas
>dark skin traps
Hudson Miller
Telepath here. You fucked up by telling them you can read minds. I'm on a team right now and I told them I have "power over wind". I lied and said I have a native american grandmother so they think it's some indian magic thing,
I spend all day launching rocks and mailboxes at villains and at night I jerk off to the mental sexual fantasies of my female team mates. Shit is pretty cash.
Jonathan Collins
I really thought that was cum until I saw the box.
Hudson Johnson
You're off the team.
Aiden Johnson
its still cum
Brayden Adams
>Be Telepath >Also develop mind control powers >But fuck using them >Do you know what they do to (obvious) mind controllers? >But I figured something out a while back >You know that old bit about how you only 10% or something of your brain? (not quite true btw) >Mind control the other parts >They stop thinking as good >Everyone now thinks I'm some sort of genius planner >Really I just make everyone around me stupid
Samuel Carter
>Not psionically pavlovian conditioning them to be aroused every time they think of you or the fetishes you like Shit tier psion
Dominic Lewis
Worse part I when I have a mind meld with a lunatic in acid Christ his head was like a putting hit head in a blender while violent slash lorn id played in the background shits scary
Benjamin Nelson
It could be worse. t. Aquatic-Only Super-Power user
Nicholas Robinson
What powers specifically, there are several industries you could make a killing in
Xavier Hernandez
You're off the team.
Sebastian Myers
>Can fly, lift things with my mind >Masturbate with no hands That's not telepathy, that's telekinesis Kyle.
Christopher Hill
I guess I should have read the thread first.
Carson Murphy
>Develop Telepathic powers >Shit is so cool >Can fly, lift things with my mind, I can read minds, talk to people through my mind, send images >Masturbate with no hands
You mean telekinetic.
Thomas Wright
Real question, why are telepaths ever in anything other than Black OPs teams? Isn't one of the greatest strengths about telepaths/psychics is their outwardly unassuming appearances because their abilities are mental? Why do they keep putting us on the front lines where our abilities are the least effective?
Asher Ross
You're gay
Julian Garcia
I'll start my own team! With blackjack! And hookers!
Cooper Sanders
>Feminie Penis >Gay
That makes no sense
Ethan Foster
>Why do they keep putting us on the front lines where our abilities are the least effective? Because you can merge with a goddamn gundam
>Be me >Born A ugly as fuck mutant on some backwater planet in a slowly dying civilization > Fuck my life so ugly can't even get laid > Holy shit find out I can fuck with people mentally >Controll emotions and shit > decide in going to fuck with everyone > Need A new name > The mule > first target the foundation thus going to fun
Brayden Roberts
Yes, it is.
Parker Sanchez
wooooow
Lucas Harris
>Be Telepath >Get into everyone's mind while i'm in a fight to make everyone and their mom think i have strength-based powers and that i'm beating the shit out of the villain >In reality i'm just sitting in a dark corner raping the villain with my mind It has worked well, everybody loves me and recently i've been invited to be the heavy hitter for a pretty fucking nice team Thing is, everyone thinks i'm this buff Superman-type motherfucker when actually i'm just some weirdo who wears his pajamas everywhere cause fuck clothes when you can make everyone think you're not in pajamas
Easton Reed
>Be Martian manhunnter >Arrrrrrrrrrghhh!
Asher Howard
It's those powers that only work if there's water somewhere, like superfast swimming, water manipulation or aquaman powers.
People that are born with powers that depend on something else to work should get a power transplant or be fucking euthanasied, holy shit.
Ryder Flores
Why do you think they're fantasizing about me? I just get off to them being embarrassed about it.
Noah Roberts
>water manipulation There are a shit ton of industrial applications that water manipulation would help with
Jordan Anderson
Do telepathic individuals even exist? Is it even possible in the first place?
Wyatt Johnson
If enough plot energy condenses onto a certain individual and a fate where powers are needed as a plot point in the great plot web, one gains a super power. That's how everything happens in the world, user.
Didn't you learn anything of basic Sup Forums physics in elementary school?
Bentley Smith
>Be powerful electrokinetic >Basically a living bolt of lightning >Though is just electrical impulses in the brain >My electrical impulses are enhanced as fuck giving me increased reaction time and IQ >Downside is telepathic waifu on team hates my guts >Says listening to my mind is like listening to ear splitting static >Looks daggers at me whenever I enter a room >Not like it's my fault >I just zap dudes...
Brayden Morris
>develop shapeshifting powers >not just mimicry shit but full on Alex Mercer "ultimate lifeform" shit >the good shit >get picked up by a team of mutants >all sorts of cool guys and girls-speedsters, hulksters, psychics >radicool.gif >gonna beat up badguys >save the world >maybe learn to read memories off of a living dude >maybe get laid >definitely get laid >chicks gotta dig the shapeshifter, right? >get off the ship >immediate cold shoulder >treat me like the Thing >not the sick golem but the horror movie >think imma eat them at any time >first mission get stuck as "Strong guy" >get stuck like that for all time >"guys I can do other stuff too" >get freaked out whenever I do anything other than muscled humanoid >even get shamed for sexy shifting >treat me worse than the psychic >can't even hang out with that guy because i'm like "trying to read all of china at once while its getting mind fucked by cthulhu" >thinking of joining the evil dudes just to stick it to these assholes
Landon Cruz
fucking normie powers reeeeeeeeee
Ethan Taylor
do it man, Ill hook you up with my boss He's a little a lot insane, but he pays well he pays in REVENGE
Landon Gonzalez
>get possessed by a wendigo >basically become the canadian hulk >want to be a superhero >have to eat people >forced to become supervillian >twilight comes out >ride wave of monster popularity to superstardom