Edition: another Saturday evening with the lads
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planet timmy
Closed my bank account today and transferred my funds to another because they offered 0.02% better interest
got a 6.5 inch dick and haven't heard any complaints kid
youre utterly obsessed with yanks.
id ask if one shagged your gf if I didn't already know you're a virgin
jew
fucks sake aguero scored
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RAFA YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT
poo
hate rich people 2bh
im going to invest literally everything i have into bitcoin
I just want to feel fulfilled is that too much to ask
Youre lying to yourself if you wouldnt shag this when your drunk
If you say no- post your face you ugly cunt
>tfw wanna buy some LEGO and stuff for nostalgia reasons but not finna into being a soyboy
That mini Imperial Shuttle lads
My interest rate is so low I don't even consider it at all.
do you transfer it yourself or does the bank do it for you?
Is it work turning to crime if it's the only shot you have at getting rich?
anime
henry you spastic aesthetic is not shorthand for beautiful
hope someone frisbies a roof tile into the back of your head
>lego
Should've done that years ago. The value is already high now, you could've bought in when it was cheap.
remember my first night on a pill in a sweaty techno dungeon in berlin this got dropped
lost my fucking nut
sell baking powder as coke in clubs for £50 a gramme
no one will be able to trace it back to you because clubs are dark
why are their mouths open?
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too late. it already peaked
caring about what runts think of you is worse than injecting soy directly into your veins
i get drug searched to most clubs i go to
wouldn't work
its a PRIDE thing
i love her
ive literally never made that face in my entire life
why do they do it? how does it naturally happen?
>bare waved
good op
can you drop that retarded "with the lads", you literal faggot
FUCKS SAKE RAFA YOU SWEATY FAT CUNT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Aisha's sister is peng
realised i have £1800 in an account i forgot i had and haven't looked at in 2 years
lamest pop icon that exists
SCREAMING
(some user said xrp is the next bitcoin back in december and I will never let him forget it)
with the lads
because they feel awkward smiling so they turn it into a 'funny joke face' so in case of someone mocking them they can hide under a layer of irony
great boobs but that boat is dreadful, not to mention the hair
what?
she's ugly you blind cunt
there are people with cocks girthier than my wrists wtf
Help me lads
crypto is stocks for low iq runts
armpits smell like onions
ey bby u wan sum fuk
BUT IN THE EEEENNNNDDDDD IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRR
They know what they’re doing (playing video games, watching Star Wars is childish and a waste of time. They feel guilty, so they do what this guy says
Ask her if she heard the story of Darth Plagueis the wise
>If you say no- post your face you ugly cunt
Come at me cunt
maria how would you like to be my little cock slave slut
still thinking about that spastic cretin who thought he was literally going to get arrested for having a picture of some 17 year old in a bikini
no coiners are FUMING
xD
has it rebounded?
>when your drunk
I wouldn't need to be drunk, that's some prime slag.
50% chance i'm talking to a nigger right now
When was this
Post pic
why doesn't he just use his billions to get a hair transplant
Shaved head looks better than the balding mess he had before the cut.
AND A REAL HERO
anyone certified in first aid here?
i have to go on a first aid course next month for work
maria how would you like to be my little cock slave slut
whites are being actively discriminated against
Doesn’t really look bad desu. Isn’t he like 40 anyways? He was never gonna stay 18 forever
wouldn't do it
maria how would you like to be my little cock slave slut
>anime characters name is kum kum
>call yourself after it by using the name kun
we got a brainlet here
mboko
he deleted his post last thread because someone said it would be used as evidence against him in court
at least we dont have to worry
Why is it that every person I talk to from Britain in the United States says that the US is much better than Britain?
For example, I was in the coffee shop the other day doing work and there was a British sounding couple with a child that was discussing Brexit and how happy they were that they moved to America last year.
When I asked them why they said something about Trump causing Brexit and being a guy who had the balls to get stuff done but I didn't understand the rest of what they said because their English accent was very thick lol
ANYWAYS could any of you guys explain the rest of it to me as to why Americanism amongst the British is at an all time high?
Why isn't he being accused of sexual miaconduct? Is it because he is so ugly that females don't want others to know that he fucked them (even if it was rape)?
yeah I bet there's hardly any white people at all working for the BBC
just back from toil lads
put my willy in a 17 year old by accident once
what you on about you braindead saffer cretin
>hated her constantly messaging me and wanting to know what I'm up to, hated having to talk to her for hours on the phone, constantly tried to break up with her
>broke up with her
>want to get back together with her despite knowing it will be a unmitigated disaster
Ah yes, so this is why everyone hates break-ups
bit my nail too short and now my finger is stinging
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Right, which one of you lot wants to help me lose my virginity? Gonna be in England soon and I need you lot to introduce me to your best female friends
Haha
why does the whole world obsess over our tiny country
any milton keynes city of dreams man in
Probably earn more in 1 month than this entire general's salary put together, just booked a weeklong holiday at spice island in Grenada, £24,000 including first class flights, didn't even bat an eyelid at the price
the idea of biting one's nails is to me both completely foreign and completely revolting
Everything here is decaying rotting grey from the 40s.
We are some of the highest taxed but get nothing in return.
America is pioneering and adventurous and entrepreneurial.
I could go on but there's just so much
latest meme from /biz/
the estrogen investor
*kisses it better*
*puts on a dress*
lemme introduce you to THIS
*presents my bumhole to you*
nothing on my tinder is doxxable im afraid
wouldnt do it
ill help, big boy ;)
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I totally believe you with the proof you provided
Feeling a bit hungover lads. Need me a frozen pizza to fix me up.
Where do I start with Wagner?
ex tried to get back together with me and i rejected her then a week later i tried to get back with her but she'd moved on and refused to see me because she knew we'd end up back together and she didnt want it haha
Just maybe something you should work on next time :)
horrifying
saw a lad at the sandwich shop around my age in a suit driving a brand new bentley with a positively peng slag at his side
meanwhile i live at home and have 0(zero) ambitions or goals.
dreaming of a commie paradise lads
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