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Edition: another Saturday evening with the lads

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planet timmy

Closed my bank account today and transferred my funds to another because they offered 0.02% better interest

got a 6.5 inch dick and haven't heard any complaints kid

youre utterly obsessed with yanks.

id ask if one shagged your gf if I didn't already know you're a virgin

jew

fucks sake aguero scored

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RAFA YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT

poo

hate rich people 2bh

im going to invest literally everything i have into bitcoin

I just want to feel fulfilled is that too much to ask

Youre lying to yourself if you wouldnt shag this when your drunk

If you say no- post your face you ugly cunt

>tfw wanna buy some LEGO and stuff for nostalgia reasons but not finna into being a soyboy

That mini Imperial Shuttle lads

My interest rate is so low I don't even consider it at all.

do you transfer it yourself or does the bank do it for you?

Is it work turning to crime if it's the only shot you have at getting rich?

anime

henry you spastic aesthetic is not shorthand for beautiful
hope someone frisbies a roof tile into the back of your head

>lego

Should've done that years ago. The value is already high now, you could've bought in when it was cheap.

remember my first night on a pill in a sweaty techno dungeon in berlin this got dropped

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lost my fucking nut

sell baking powder as coke in clubs for £50 a gramme
no one will be able to trace it back to you because clubs are dark

why are their mouths open?

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too late. it already peaked

caring about what runts think of you is worse than injecting soy directly into your veins

i get drug searched to most clubs i go to

wouldn't work

its a PRIDE thing

i love her

ive literally never made that face in my entire life

why do they do it? how does it naturally happen?

>bare waved

good op

can you drop that retarded "with the lads", you literal faggot

FUCKS SAKE RAFA YOU SWEATY FAT CUNT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Aisha's sister is peng

realised i have £1800 in an account i forgot i had and haven't looked at in 2 years

lamest pop icon that exists

SCREAMING

(some user said xrp is the next bitcoin back in december and I will never let him forget it)

with the lads

because they feel awkward smiling so they turn it into a 'funny joke face' so in case of someone mocking them they can hide under a layer of irony

great boobs but that boat is dreadful, not to mention the hair

what?
she's ugly you blind cunt

there are people with cocks girthier than my wrists wtf

Help me lads

crypto is stocks for low iq runts

armpits smell like onions

ey bby u wan sum fuk

BUT IN THE EEEENNNNDDDDD IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRR

They know what they’re doing (playing video games, watching Star Wars is childish and a waste of time. They feel guilty, so they do what this guy says

Ask her if she heard the story of Darth Plagueis the wise

>If you say no- post your face you ugly cunt
Come at me cunt

maria how would you like to be my little cock slave slut

still thinking about that spastic cretin who thought he was literally going to get arrested for having a picture of some 17 year old in a bikini

no coiners are FUMING

xD

has it rebounded?

>when your drunk
I wouldn't need to be drunk, that's some prime slag.

50% chance i'm talking to a nigger right now

When was this
Post pic

why doesn't he just use his billions to get a hair transplant

Shaved head looks better than the balding mess he had before the cut.

AND A REAL HERO

anyone certified in first aid here?

i have to go on a first aid course next month for work

maria how would you like to be my little cock slave slut

whites are being actively discriminated against

Doesn’t really look bad desu. Isn’t he like 40 anyways? He was never gonna stay 18 forever

wouldn't do it

maria how would you like to be my little cock slave slut

>anime characters name is kum kum
>call yourself after it by using the name kun

we got a brainlet here

mboko

he deleted his post last thread because someone said it would be used as evidence against him in court

at least we dont have to worry

Why is it that every person I talk to from Britain in the United States says that the US is much better than Britain?

For example, I was in the coffee shop the other day doing work and there was a British sounding couple with a child that was discussing Brexit and how happy they were that they moved to America last year.

When I asked them why they said something about Trump causing Brexit and being a guy who had the balls to get stuff done but I didn't understand the rest of what they said because their English accent was very thick lol

ANYWAYS could any of you guys explain the rest of it to me as to why Americanism amongst the British is at an all time high?

Why isn't he being accused of sexual miaconduct? Is it because he is so ugly that females don't want others to know that he fucked them (even if it was rape)?

yeah I bet there's hardly any white people at all working for the BBC

just back from toil lads

put my willy in a 17 year old by accident once

what you on about you braindead saffer cretin

>hated her constantly messaging me and wanting to know what I'm up to, hated having to talk to her for hours on the phone, constantly tried to break up with her
>broke up with her
>want to get back together with her despite knowing it will be a unmitigated disaster

Ah yes, so this is why everyone hates break-ups

bit my nail too short and now my finger is stinging

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Right, which one of you lot wants to help me lose my virginity? Gonna be in England soon and I need you lot to introduce me to your best female friends

Haha

why does the whole world obsess over our tiny country

any milton keynes city of dreams man in

Probably earn more in 1 month than this entire general's salary put together, just booked a weeklong holiday at spice island in Grenada, £24,000 including first class flights, didn't even bat an eyelid at the price

the idea of biting one's nails is to me both completely foreign and completely revolting

Everything here is decaying rotting grey from the 40s.
We are some of the highest taxed but get nothing in return.
America is pioneering and adventurous and entrepreneurial.
I could go on but there's just so much

latest meme from /biz/

the estrogen investor

*kisses it better*

*puts on a dress*
lemme introduce you to THIS
*presents my bumhole to you*

nothing on my tinder is doxxable im afraid

wouldnt do it

ill help, big boy ;)

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I totally believe you with the proof you provided

Feeling a bit hungover lads. Need me a frozen pizza to fix me up.

Where do I start with Wagner?

ex tried to get back together with me and i rejected her then a week later i tried to get back with her but she'd moved on and refused to see me because she knew we'd end up back together and she didnt want it haha

Just maybe something you should work on next time :)

horrifying

saw a lad at the sandwich shop around my age in a suit driving a brand new bentley with a positively peng slag at his side

meanwhile i live at home and have 0(zero) ambitions or goals.
dreaming of a commie paradise lads

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