Why are American women so easy (for britlads)

why are American women so easy (for britlads)

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Rich kids on a hooker trip, what's new?

>Visit the USA
>Find some left wing crazies
>Tell them I'm Canadian
>Panties drop (Thanks Trudeau)
>Fug them
>As I leave after sex I whisper in their ear "Trump 2020"

Accents

But I thought American girls were all morbidly obese and non-white mutts

It's the accent(s). Certain ones get them pretty wet.

Well those guys are fairly attractive, and the british accent is often seen as pretty attractive, so I could see how they would have an easy time getting ladies at bars or some such places.

>morbidly obese mutts

Nah that's just the Trump voters

>and non-white

And?

the accent
just dont banter them too hard or you might go to jail for sexual assault

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they are generic denos and dans wtf are you on about

Some how doubt id be met with the same level of success should i follow in their footsteps

Have you heard banter in real life? It comes off pretty awkward. It'll turn off American women. An RP accent and being charming will work though.

I was bantering with a britgirl once and it went well 2bqh

I would only racemix with #1

>this ass-ravaged ‘Dane’

whoa, based leaf post right here

you're doing gods works son

British girls are easier. The difficult thing is too find someone willing to fuck those things.

hope your bike wheel gets stuck in some tram tracks

cute accent user will you be my bf

sluts like to fuck exotic people and we don't have many arabs here

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lol are british women really that bad that you have to go to "small town america" for pussy? jesus. and the answer is because those guys are handsome and their exoticness makes it easy to conjure up conversations that lead to sex.
>"oh yeah we just flew in from britbong blah blah yeah we got a hotel with a pool blah blah, we have guiness! blah blah"

not exactly rocket surgery

>No loud, arrogant, southern state, soul food eating, single mother raised black gf

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You should have a red hat that you take out of the bag and wear last thing before going out the door.

USA offically SEA tier

Hope your female family members get raped.