Ancap meme thread

Ancap meme thread

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>ip laws
>ancap
Leave it to Greece to not know how to function without a nanny state.

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Fuck you

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it's not about the cap it's about the an

>Ancap is bad
>Lol but we are soo much better than Ancom, they're the real bad guys
really makes you think
The government doesnt protect your ownership rights, you do. Someone could literally just claim the rights to anything and hire a private army to enforce his claims

>tfw leaving your McDonalds, inc. studio apartment to go to work in the restaurant
>tfw no sinks for hand washing and nobody was trained on how often to do it anyways
Life is suffering
>tfw no McGirlfriend coming over tonight because my boss is mad at me

>children are property and can be sold into slavery against their will
>don't tread on me statist scum!!!11!1!1

I remember you, autismo.

LMAO

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>Anarcho-communism
>Police
Fuck off.

Nice strawman thread.

Bump

>no police
>people won't steal

>anarcho communism
>existing

Top leol

are the steelers the official ancap football team?

>anarcho Monarchism
wtf does this even mean. its seems like two intrinsically opposing ideas

its voluntary you tool, why are you people such a meme, have you never read Bakunin or Kropotkin. That's such a painfully ridiculous strawman, I hope you get aids and die.

>we iz kingz

can't steal anything because owning things is social construct. You own jack shit, it's everyone's shit.

So its AnCap with more LARPing?

Makes sense to me

Can you explain how voluntarily choosing not to follow the will of the collective resulting in property confiscation or something similar is voluntary?

Top fucking lol

kek

A Friend is that you?

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>Not seeing the Irony

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Is this thread pro AnCap or anti-AnCap?

It is a meme thread, it is neither for nor against. Only lord Kek dictates here.

Fuck you. You're not my real dad

>The government doesnt protect your ownership rights, you do. Someone could literally just claim the rights to anything and hire a private army to enforce his claims
It would be far less of a hassle to just buy the rights to it. Private armies would cost shitloads of money, and your average small town in an ancap society would probably be better armed than your entire country. And that's not even mentioning all the negative reputation, which means everything in an ancap world.

It's no wonder you can't pay your debts.

Meme thread for a meme ideology

could have just included the last sentence and the image would still be correct

THese are funny as fuck

Why is ANCAP using no hecks man? You should now better about stealing memes, Sup Forums.

bump

moar

re-purposing != stealing
and its because ancaps don't give a heck about authority

are you mentally retarded?

who's going to stop meme theft? AnCap police?

"police" other people employ

kek
>get captcha right
>it errors me anyway

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*pulls out katana*

Otherwise known as hitmen

Fucking top kek

>soundwaves enter your property

OY vet that violates Le non-aggression principle! Gotta defend yourself now

what if I send my "police" to stop your "police"?

>WHEN YOUR GOVERNMENT STEALS 1/2 YOUR INCOME YOU EARNED FROM ACTUALLY WORKING AND GIVES IT TO PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED ALL DAY AND IMPORTS IMMIGRANTS TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOR WHO MUTILATE THEIR CHILDREN'S GENITALS AND PLOT TO KILL YOU

not necessarily killers

then whoever wins, wins

ancaps cant refute this

You can call them thugs if you want instead

>WHEN YOU ANARCHIST-CAPITALIST WARLORD TAXES YOU 1/2 YOUR INCOME YOU ACTUALLY EARNED WORKING ON HIS PRIVATE LAND TRADEMARK TM AND GIVES TO HIS CHILD PROSTITUTES THAT SMOKE WEED ALL DAY AND IMPORTANT CHILD PROSTITUTE IMMIGRANTS TO BE YOUR NEIGHBORS WHO GROW UP TO MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN'S GENITALS AND PLOT TO KILL YOU

this triggers the ancap

>greek pay debt
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html

anyone can call them anything
you can call them "lollypop guilders" if you wish

lkekl

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how much left until you start posting weed bart

good, now you understand the status quo

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But wasn't it the other way around, didn't the lower left turn into the upper right?

I just copyrighted that term so no you can't call them that or I'll sue you

what's with the child sex slaves you pedo degenerate?

ok then now mine are the "flat earth poofters brigage squad"

> Shit happens
> Try to remember the phone number for my local police department
> Actually I have 3 local police departments, all owned by different mob bosses.

TOP KEK!
LOLberTARDians BTFO!
How can they ever recover?

>Private property

Well spooked, lad

Its one of the most offensive and abhorrent things they could come up with to give the meme quality shock value. That and it adds absurdity

>2500BC
>menial works are automated, humans can manufacture any item with 3d printers
>resources are almost limitless

Only scenario in wich communism can work.

So I'm listening to me right now and now I call bullshit.

>how do you protect enviroment in free society?
>You pay to a private insurance company that your ait will be clean

How the fuck will a private company stop a corporation fron building a chinese factory near me?
Send a death squad to construction site?
A corporation will have a private army protecting it.
Sue them?
How the fuk do you sue anyone without a state?

There was a thread on the anarcho-capitalist subleddit where someone unironically argued in favour of child sex slaves, that's the only origin I can think of

An ancap would probably say whatever gets the job done will be done or something

>the bread-sticks were never enough

Btw: this is also the reason we need a bigger government with more powers

>unironically

you mean "seriously" or "truthfully"

That's exatly what Mollysex said "Well i would do something about it"

Unless they have recreational nukes how do they combat corporations?

They won't build it near you becasue they don't want to waste money fighting your private army even if they can win in the end.

t. AnCap specialist

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This is retarded as fuck.
They can outbid my private army because they are a fucking corporation.

>being an anarchist

>capitalist builds chinese factory a few miles from my house
>pollutes my private airspace
>no problem
>launch recreational nuke at his factory
>mfw

>fusion bombs

good image until this
too cheesy/hoakey

You'll get mad radiation, you tard

>Capitalist has interceptor missiles
>Drones you in retaliation

>launch nuke
>sell house immediately on ebay
>buy another house somewhere else

>Being so stupid you can't recognize memes

t. Cautious snek

There is literally nothing wrong with this one.

10/10

There is no reason to build it next to you except pissing you off. They can outbid you but they lose money in the process and don't gain anything from it unless your lolcation is somehow especially valuable in which case you would have been driven out by the state if it existed anyway.

I'm a mild minarchist myself so I find it retarded as well, but I can trace the logic.

>child pornstars
>private ownership of hydrogen bombs
yeah, nothing wrong here

hahah bretty gud

>There is no reason to build it next to you except pissing you off
I might happen to be on a logistically important point.
They might need to build an 8 lines highway through my house or there might be an oil well in close proximity to me.

Cases like this happen all the time.