>taxation isn't theft
>me no like guns
>da government knows what's best
Taxation isn't theft
Taxation isn't theft though, it's a part of the societal contract, if you don't want to pay taxes then surrender your social security, drivers license, passport and go live on a deserted island in the pacific ocean
*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED MY FREE HEALTH-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*M-MERKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL MUTTSS-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*walks away*
I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
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*PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*
UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*
UGH
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER EUROPOO
*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....
Guns are such a plebeian hobby, though. We should have fudd weapons for hunters to keep populations in check but besides that gun culture is straight up retarded. People treat it like a religion
*gets shot*
...
a conservatard is going to call you a cuck/soyboy/some other reddit memeword for saying this
you have a life debt for being born in advanced society
>Guns are such a plebeian hobby, though. We should have fudd weapons for hunters to keep populations in check but besides that gun culture is straight up retarded. People treat it like a religion
quintessential american banter this is