Put on your Joker merchandise

>put on your Joker merchandise
>go out to buy some frozen yogurt
>kid in line with his mom
>he's wearing a Batman shirt
>says "You know Batman is going to win, right?"

How do you proceed to freak him?

>You're a fat beta
>You don't have any friends to watch skwad with
>You got cucked
>You're racist online only

Yeah, you are a freak. When was the last time someone touched your basement door?

>You'll understand when you become an adult, kiddo.

I punch his bitch ass face and slap his retarded mom.

Them I ask where is Batman now.

When he grow up, he would see that Joker make more sense.

Just gotta use my Joker voice, ezpz.

NO HES NOT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!then i run out crying,that'll show em.

Buy two cand of pepsi and a large cup of coke. Sit in front of the kid. Pour out coke and slowly fill the cup with pepsi.

The lesson here is don't play with me y'all i am freaking unhinged!

Fill my frozen yogurt cup with nothing but toppings.

"It's not whether you win or lose, kid, it's how much FUN you have! WOOhoohoohoooo!"

>Ben Affleck was standing behind you
>He proceeds to completely annihilate you
GG

Take a bite out of the frozen yogurt. No licking, just teeth. Kid'll shit himself.

Stop bringing up gamergate in everything, shitlord

>Jump on to counter, kicking over everyones hard picked items
>Pull out my dirty army knife with "HAHAHA"s etched into it
>Look at the kid and say "you wanna see a magic trick?"
>Jump off of the couter and lunge at his mom
>Stab her in the chest
>Everyone freaking, especially her because she actually isnt hurt
>There were ketchup packets rigged between her breasts, where I plunged the knife
>Kids mom takes off wig, it was secretly my gf who is also secretly wearing her Harley Quinn merch
>we quote Lord Ledger as the police escort us out
I sure showed my little bro

Go home, gamer gay.

Woah friend, you might need to chill out just a diddly-darn second, because that's too harsh.

Underrated post.

>Santa isn't real

This, as an adult you realize Joker makes more sense

Gayest Joker ever!

Nah bro, you are.

Get pencil, rip off the eraser and sharpen BOTH ENDS.

THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN

I used to do that in school

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Ask him why he's so serious! Then stretch out yourrrrrr r's!

I bet that would RATTLE HIS CAAAAGE!

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ALMONDS AND EXPENSIVE FRUIT ONLY, MAKE THEM REALLY FUCKING FEEL IT

CHANGE ALL THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS SO THE PAPER FACES THE WALL

THEN PEE IN THE TOILET BRUSH HOLDER

>call the manager
>take a pickle jar and break it
>blame it on the kid
Don't mess with me, kid. I'm from the streets. You think these tattoos are just a joke?

...

Walk out, go and buy some Soft Ice Cream, then go back to the Fro-Yo place and eat it.

>write "HA HA HA!" on the side of my yogurt cup
>put it under the yogurt dispenser
>hold down the lever until the cup overflows everywhere
>put a single cherry on top of it
>pay for it in pennies
>drop it into the trash can
He'll think twice next time.

Dropping it into the trash can is way too edgy for me. Not even Heath Ledger would do that.

>not "Even for a guy like Ledger's Joker, that's cold"
One job, user.

Sorry.

You're mom touches it every night.

WHAT IF FROZEN YOGURT WAS MACHINE GUNS

Yeah, well, so does you're's.

>>says "You know Batman is going to win, right?"
>How do you proceed to freak him?
"Sure... But not before I get you first, in your sleep AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

itt:Normies

Pull my dick out.

Well that was unexpected

Throw off the joker merchandise and revealing my outfit underneath.
The glorious attire marking me as one of Lord Death Man's henchmen.
Shoot up the store while screaming "Risa-chan needs braces!
Other goons force feed the boy frozen yogurt till he suffocates.

...

>kid in line with his mom
>he's wearing a Batman shirt
>he says "hi Jason"

We're done here

Top kek

>pull out rusty clamo from back pocket
>"I CANT WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY TOYS"
>mom proceeds to freak

I ask him if he wants to see my toys, then stuff him in a refrigerator

>mfw this is an actual piece of promotional material

>implying the kid reads comics

No, but they read Comicvine

Too much of a batfag to dress up like a Joker Goon. Which is what I'd have to do because I look nothing like the Joker other than being a man. Even at my thinnest I'm too bulky to be a Joker. I could do Goon, especially if I hit the gym and got scary prison muscle levels of jacked, but not the Joker.

I also look vaguely ethnic in a hard to describe fashion so that would probably help (no, not black, also not latino but people would possibly assume that, so it would be to my advantage.)

I actually figure a certain amount of young Latino men in Gotham would appreciate the whole Clown aspect a lot with him. He would be like the living breathing avatar of that particular gangster totem. How he's powerful, and scary, because of the way he acts, and because of how he is laughing. Laughing at everything.

You can be a big Joker.

for you

you could be monkey joker

Inform him thay every time batman wins joker goes to jail gets released only to kill hundreds of people for batman to continue the cycle.

>not sharpening it by biting down on the pencil and twisting it in your mouth
M E D I O C R E
E
D
I
O
C
R
E