I made gay jokes with my buddy while playing video games, when my strict, right-wing, traditionalist, nationalist, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-nigger, semi-religious parents were home. Now they think that I'm gay and they've been nagging me about it for over a week now. They don't take "no, mom and dad, I'm not gay, I was just joking" as an answer. They're legit pissed that I am even able to touch this subject as a straight, nationalist male, let alone joke about it.
How fucked am I?
And although this isn't /adv/, you can tell me what to do.
Evan Clark
Stop making those Degenerate jokes for one.
Asher Howard
Why they think you gay?
Connor Johnson
Fuck your parent of the same sex in the ass.
Jordan Myers
just tell them 2 fuck off cuz they old and shit
Daniel Mitchell
Detail the joke you made
Gabriel Morris
if you find cosplaying faggots funny then you're latent homosexual already
Wyatt Richardson
I would say something like "dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this" or "when you did that, my dick went diamonds, holy shit".
Matthew Carter
Tell them about how international jewery pushes the homosexual agenda in order to degrade Christian values
Liam Butler
Wow you're a faggot. Just suck your dad off to make him happy at least
Adrian Garcia
Show them Sup Forums you faggot.
Cameron Rodriguez
>playing video gaymes >not gay Pick one.
David Rivera
just bring a girl home
Carter Allen
suicide is always an option
Christian Garcia
>dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this >when you did that, my dick went diamonds, holy shit top fucking kek funny shit OP your mom and dad are just being faggots
Adrian Ortiz
Tell them it's not gay if you're on top
Landon Green
No, he should ravage the ass of a pole twink
Robert Adams
Tell them that you're a gay nationalist and support Poland for the Polish
Jayden Russell
kek. no way youre fixing that unless you literally fuck a girl in front of them
Camden Smith
Do this. Bonus points for mother. She'll never think you're a faggot again...
Logan Bennett
and fug her on the kitchen table and jizz all over the place
Camden Williams
Wew, thankfully I always hated cosplay.
I think that would actually work.
Showing them Sup Forums would likely result in them thinking that I'm a total faggot.
I brought girls home before and they know I'm dating, so this won't really help. They really think that I'm a legit homosexual at the same time.
Already did that years ago.
Too lewd.
Kayden Reed
there is only one solution, you need to ask your mother to grind her bare ass on your cock and when you get hard she's gonna know you are not gay
Camden Davis
Just tell them you learnt it from American T.V programs.
Adrian Rivera
Congratulations, you are more gay than the actual gay men I have known
Hunter Green
So they know you're a gay nationalist? Just bring home a right wing husband I'm sure theyll love him
Ian Johnson
You dumbass OP. You need to get gf RIGHT NOWWWW
Jonathan Rogers
tell you father that you are not gay and fuck your mother in front of him
Luis Stewart
Jesus Christ user, you know I didn't mean that.
Jose Allen
Not surprised reading this, probably because all straight white males do stuff like this.
"Dude I'm gonna pile drive your anus with this alligator cock I stitched to where my old cock was.'
Liam Foster
Who cares? Unless they kick you out or cut you from the will or some shit.
Xavier Morris
>dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this I and my brother do a lot of gay jokes but that's some high level gaysterone shit I have ever heard. You went full gay, never go full gay
Daniel Morris
get a furry outfit on an fapp like angry gibbon when parents come home to some dog sex vids , ask them can you have a pupper ? that will sort it all ok
Blake Nguyen
user, I have news for you...
Charles Garcia
Tell them that the majority of the Nazi elite were gay.
Easton Taylor
Polish problems.
Will this ever again become the norm in the cucked west?
Jack Reed
Find a nice girl. Time when your parents get home. Fuck her in the kitchen just as they are showing up. Act surprised. Or you know, get a girl.
Noah Wilson
They hate Nazism, fascism, communism, etc. Stereotypical Poles, I'm telling you. That shit would make it worse.
Logan Sanchez
Get out, now. And don't come back here. Maybe you'll find a new home in /fit/.
Blake Jenkins
lmfao you faggot
Sebastian Thompson
Well, you sound like a flaming faggot to me
Jayden Hill
get a GF you fucking weak assed gay faggot Oh I forgot Im banging your polish crumpet here
Andrew Myers
RARE A R E
Tyler Foster
The only solution is to creampie your father's anus.
Ian Martinez
Demon guy kek
Sebastian Butler
>my friend Charlie is now Casey >ironically start feeling up his supple ass >ironically suck his girlydick >hurr durr your gay
Normies just don't understand man.
Angel Wilson
You fucked up,son.
Just take the gay pill and deal with it.
Gavin Brown
I do those jokes too but nowhere near my parents, especially if they were polish
you're an absolute madman
Luke Torres
Tell them it was satire, you were making fun of gays. Wasn't that literally what you were doing anyway?
Jeremiah Hall
>Bro, I am presenting my boihole to you in admiration, please fill me with hot cum lol no homo
Lincoln Cox
Make them uncomfortable by going on a rant of how much you love pussy.
Just be absolutely vulgar about it.
Dylan Cooper
That's pretty gay
Owen Fisher
I already did that. I'm afraid they'll fuck me up or send me to voluntary work, or something, to "clear my mind".
Jordan Garcia
You want the dick don't you Maciej?
Evan Nelson
>dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this
Christopher Murphy
dont tell me you wouldnt want a thick cock in your mouth, op.
Jace Lopez
Just find some slut. Seriously just talk to random girls. Start with 5 a day.
Wyatt Nelson
he would get pussy whipped by strong Alpha dad , an oh yeah he is a secret Homo really
Nicholas Davis
Ask them to find you a hot gf to "cure" your gayness. Should be easy in poland since most of the girls are gorgeous. Fuck I miss those holidays...
Kevin Taylor
make that any random females the gay homo gene is deep in this one senpai
Carter Diaz
Well I did read what you said, it was pretty gay and inappropriate, I'd smack the shit our of my kid if they said that as a joke mainly because it wasn't very good. You have to learn how to make fun of faggots better, or does your friend get offended? He's probably gay.
Carter Jones
do your parents know you browse a homosexual nazi website?
James Jenkins
Nah, he's a total bro and he is also a nationalist. He's also very religious, so no Jesus jokes around him. No way he's gay, since he also makes those jokes and laughs at them. He's a bit of a meathead, though.
Juan Baker
this many replies to a Sup Forums related bread well done Homo
Grayson Allen
Holy fuck dude you come off as a flaming faggot, everyone in my social status thinks i'm BI because during a fight I told a guy I was going fuck him in the ass. Don't say effeminate shit like "POUND ME IN THE ASS" or "I'LL SUCK YOU OFF" you look like a bottom which is worse.
Hunter Sanders
Girls have no dicks, user. He lied to you, he's a girl