I made gay jokes with my buddy while playing video games, when my strict, right-wing, traditionalist, nationalist...

I made gay jokes with my buddy while playing video games, when my strict, right-wing, traditionalist, nationalist, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-nigger, semi-religious parents were home.
Now they think that I'm gay and they've been nagging me about it for over a week now.
They don't take "no, mom and dad, I'm not gay, I was just joking" as an answer. They're legit pissed that I am even able to touch this subject as a straight, nationalist male, let alone joke about it.

How fucked am I?

And although this isn't /adv/, you can tell me what to do.

Stop making those Degenerate jokes for one.

Why they think you gay?

Fuck your parent of the same sex in the ass.

just tell them 2 fuck off cuz they old and shit

Detail the joke you made

if you find cosplaying faggots funny then you're latent homosexual already

I would say something like "dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this" or "when you did that, my dick went diamonds, holy shit".

Tell them about how international jewery pushes the homosexual agenda in order to degrade Christian values

Wow you're a faggot. Just suck your dad off to make him happy at least

Show them Sup Forums you faggot.

>playing video gaymes
>not gay
Pick one.

just bring a girl home

suicide is always an option

>dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this
>when you did that, my dick went diamonds, holy shit
top fucking kek funny shit OP your mom and dad are just being faggots

Tell them it's not gay if you're on top

No, he should ravage the ass of a pole twink

Tell them that you're a gay nationalist and support Poland for the Polish

kek. no way youre fixing that unless you literally fuck a girl in front of them

Do this. Bonus points for mother. She'll never think you're a faggot again...

and fug her on the kitchen table and jizz all over the place

Wew, thankfully I always hated cosplay.

I think that would actually work.

Showing them Sup Forums would likely result in them thinking that I'm a total faggot.

I brought girls home before and they know I'm dating, so this won't really help. They really think that I'm a legit homosexual at the same time.

Already did that years ago.

Too lewd.

there is only one solution, you need to ask your mother to grind her bare ass on your cock and when you get hard she's gonna know you are not gay

Just tell them you learnt it from American T.V programs.

Congratulations, you are more gay than the actual gay men I have known

So they know you're a gay nationalist?
Just bring home a right wing husband
I'm sure theyll love him

You dumbass OP. You need to get gf RIGHT NOWWWW

tell you father that you are not gay and fuck your mother in front of him

Jesus Christ user, you know I didn't mean that.

Not surprised reading this, probably because all straight white males do stuff like this.

"Dude I'm gonna pile drive your anus with this alligator cock I stitched to where my old cock was.'

Who cares? Unless they kick you out or cut you from the will or some shit.

>dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this
I and my brother do a lot of gay jokes but that's some high level gaysterone shit I have ever heard. You went full gay, never go full gay

get a furry outfit on an fapp like angry gibbon when parents come home to some dog sex vids ,
ask them can you have a pupper ?
that will sort it all ok

user, I have news for you...

Tell them that the majority of the Nazi elite were gay.

Polish problems.

Will this ever again become the norm in the cucked west?

Find a nice girl. Time when your parents get home. Fuck her in the kitchen just as they are showing up. Act surprised.
Or you know, get a girl.

They hate Nazism, fascism, communism, etc.
Stereotypical Poles, I'm telling you.
That shit would make it worse.

Get out, now. And don't come back here. Maybe you'll find a new home in /fit/.

lmfao
you faggot

Well, you sound like a flaming faggot to me

get a GF you fucking weak assed gay faggot
Oh I forgot Im banging your polish crumpet here

RARE
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The only solution is to creampie your father's anus.

Demon guy kek

>my friend Charlie is now Casey
>ironically start feeling up his supple ass
>ironically suck his girlydick
>hurr durr your gay

Normies just don't understand man.

You fucked up,son.

Just take the gay pill and deal with it.

I do those jokes too but nowhere near my parents, especially if they were polish

you're an absolute madman

Tell them it was satire, you were making fun of gays.
Wasn't that literally what you were doing anyway?

>Bro, I am presenting my boihole to you in admiration, please fill me with hot cum lol no homo

Make them uncomfortable by going on a rant of how much you love pussy.

Just be absolutely vulgar about it.

That's pretty gay

I already did that.
I'm afraid they'll fuck me up or send me to voluntary work, or something, to "clear my mind".

You want the dick don't you Maciej?

>dude, I'm gonna suck you dry if you manage to do this

dont tell me you wouldnt want a thick cock in your mouth, op.

Just find some slut. Seriously just talk to random girls. Start with 5 a day.

he would get pussy whipped by strong Alpha dad ,
an oh yeah he is a secret Homo really

Ask them to find you a hot gf to "cure" your gayness. Should be easy in poland since most of the girls are gorgeous.
Fuck I miss those holidays...

make that any random females
the gay homo gene is deep in this one senpai

Well I did read what you said, it was pretty gay and inappropriate, I'd smack the shit our of my kid if they said that as a joke mainly because it wasn't very good. You have to learn how to make fun of faggots better, or does your friend get offended? He's probably gay.

do your parents know you browse a homosexual nazi website?

Nah, he's a total bro and he is also a nationalist. He's also very religious, so no Jesus jokes around him. No way he's gay, since he also makes those jokes and laughs at them.
He's a bit of a meathead, though.

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well done Homo

Holy fuck dude you come off as a flaming faggot, everyone in my social status thinks i'm BI because during a fight I told a guy I was going fuck him in the ass.
Don't say effeminate shit like "POUND ME IN THE ASS" or "I'LL SUCK YOU OFF" you look like a bottom which is worse.

Girls have no dicks, user.
He lied to you, he's a girl

Why are you hiding you gayness OP?

>homo faggot detected

m8 look at that slutty dragon queen bitch

shes hawt you cucked leaf gaylord

yeah she's a seamen daemon