WW1 ends

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America and Britain risk war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies and airmen even personally buy and drop candy for the children
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do
>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars but now 90% of Germans want to hurt Britain in the Brexit negotiations

How do we get Germans to stop being so self-righteous, ungrateful, and smug, and get them to be nice and cooperative?

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Why did Roosevelt hate Germans so much?

>sends American troops to defend their former enemies
You mean occupy, up till this day.

They were mean to the jews

simple, Germans are liked because of one reason, they never lose their dignity and help others to save theirs.

>let's kill some random informative thread with my stale b8 copypasta hehe

Somebody has to make sure this retarded larping that Germans do is kept in check.

Stop occupying their country, innit?

Germans bring shame to both western europe make me hate being assosiated with germany.

That's like saying the teacher occupies the schoolyard just because she's there to stop the nerd from being bullied

I could say the same about Netherlands about your communistic approach to government in recent years and your sick view to sexual prefences, I don't give a damn about gays hoosexuals or others of the kind, but braging tham or calling them brave for being, in my opinion, sick is hamefull. Some may be born that way, but now it is becoming a disease.

I think an un-cucked Germany is a better idea. Let them worry about Russia, because I personally don't want to die in a nuclear war to defend Europe.

Do not worry . There is a solution

we must hang germans?

I like how rudeposting and banter is never funny, clever or even seriously insulting when an american posts it

Who wohnst du denn. Ich glaube das du meinst das ich etwas mit dem Seil muss tun?

Geheim, sry.
Kann dir aber gerne mit dem Seil helfen .

America is the fucking devil.
Fuck off already and leave this planet for good.
Americans make me sick to my fucking stomach, disgusting nation with even more disgusting people.
Cesspool of degeneracy.

>Russia is evil and a threat to world peace

Ich komm nach deiner Haus. Wenn ich da bin ficke ich deine Schwester und Mutti. Das Seil ist fur dich. Hihihi

Maybe America should get its dirty feet away from Europe and every other continent and country for once and for all.
Just remain in your shithole and everything would be fine

Verdammter Sumpf-deutscher

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>what is georgia
>what is ukraine
Fuck off Kremlinbot

so?
what about every single country the US has destroyed, invaded, crippled, sabotaged?

>1918 lets send nigger to germany lol xD
100 years later
>uhhhh uhhhhhh bu... but muh cuckery muuuuuuu
GET REKT YOU 56% WHITE MUTT BITCH

Kremlins Breitbart Put-in bot detected!

Just giving them a taste of glorious freedom mate

Why do you think we have dirty feet? Only our backsides are dirty

would be better if they edited poland with pic related

ruskie Marxist trash

>encounters Austrian poster, an >inhabitant of a country wich was >crippelt to shit by Amerika (and >russians by the way) two times in >history, who wants the US stop turning >to shit everything they get their fat >fingers on

>"Muh fuckin rusky marxist"

actually it wouldn't because it would make it more predictable
>American humour

pls don't bully

I spent 10 years in Western Europe, OP.
Trust me when I say: We don't.
We leave, and let them run their country as they see fit.
They can rebuild themselves or not this time.
We have much more important things to do in our own country.

Sadly you are right germanic autism knows literally no limits

Which was your favorite country in western europe? Where were people friendliest to you (eg. not going on about creaturas and goblinos)

DESU, user, not much difference, as long as you made an effort to be a decent guest. We tried very hard to visit places other than tourist traps and capital cities, and found that most people just want to be left alone to live their lives, love their kids, distrust politicians, hate paying taxes, etc.
I disagree with their more socialist-leaning views, but that is to be expected when Big Brother has been sitting in his castle up on the hill, watching, for centuries.
But those are my views. You should go see for yourself.

I just don't want to be bullied in real life because of my country. It's bad enough when it happens on Sup Forums.

I wouldn't be rude to you IRL, Ameriköter.
I would percive you more as an individual. It's just /int with its focus on national/ethnic topics wich forces everyone into a certain degree of autism

So blend in and do as the locals do.

>>WW1 ends
>Genocide g*rmans
Problem solved.

Are you genuinely implying that your country isn't thoroughly cuckolded by mine?