H-has tv ever gotten you laid?

H-has tv ever gotten you laid?

It hasnt, for me ;_; I just dont get this whole culture of x and chill...maybe im just retarded

It ain't the netflix getting you laid man, it's the chill.

No it fucking HANST

This whole culture is BULLSHIT

Women only like normies! Movies and tv has nothing to do with it..

I've been in a situation where im "netflixing and chillin" with 3 GIRLS and the only thing these bitches did was stay on the internet on the phone during the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE and then gave me a lukewarm goodnight when the movie was through

It's just a formal way of saying you wanna fugg :DD

You're supposed to pull your penis out when they're not looking user.

NO IT FUCKING ISNT
FUCK YOU

Yeah a few times.
Last time I put on The Crazies

youre not meant to actually go and watch netflix, its just an indirect way of asking if they want some fuck.

its not their fault you're a fucking retard and didn't make a move

>culture of x and chill
>culture
You mean Netflix's viral marketing campaign.

Yeah I have, a bunch of times

roastie detected
sure you have

I threw on Lawrence of Arabia while it was on Netflix with this one girl I had smashed once before, ended up quitting 40 mins in b/c she wanted to "go to sleep"

After she went to England for a semester I ended up matching with this gorgeous shut-in girl housed down the block from me on tinder, after our first brief date we met up on the weekend to watch The Big Short b/c she was an economics major. Not 15 minutes in I could feel her absolute boredom + ten mins from that she was naked + telling me she was on the pill (the most beautiful thing you can tell a man). Longest sex session of my life to this day

So yah I find that films are just a transition and an excuse for girls to get to your place, get close and fuck you, pretty much. I've never met a girl that was into films half as much as I am tbqh

The first time I got invited to watch a movie, I was dumb enough to think she just wanted to watch a movie.

I've watched countless interesting documentaries, series and straight up kino and still a virgin

I'm such a sperg I like to focus on the movie im watching. Why use the movie as a vehicle to sex? Why not just fuck without the pretense?

It is just a euphemism in a way. Like "want come in for a coffee". You just want to sound casual when inviting a girl. Even when both of you know that there will be some fucking eventually, most girls will feel cheap or some shit when directly invited to a fuck

This. This post was an older meYear before that had a girl invite me into her room MULTIPLE times to watch movies...this one time she invited me to watch some shitty animated one called like "The Cronks" or whatever the fuck (some caveman kids flick", her roommate was gone for the weekend, she was literally half naked and asked me to fix her bed. We took off the mattress somehow and it fell to the ground, upon which she stared at me expectantly lmao

I'm still cringing to this day about how I somehow sperg'd my way out of that situation and never hooked up with her. She used to text me horny texts at midnight too...I belong here

girl in my poetry class in my freshman year thought i looked like the hunger games guy, which she did not tell me at first, and she came to introduce herself. she tried to sit close to me during the next three-four days in school and on the fourth day or so i see her reading a hunger games book.
after the class, she came to talk while i was smoking and we talked for a while. i ended up at her place the next hour, watching fucking avatar with her on the couch with her. anyway, i made the move and some days later she reveals that she found me cute because of that guy.

I don't know how people do it. The idea of talking to some stranger online and inviting them to my place just irks the shit out of me, on the other hand Im a horny virgin. I don't know what to do.

different user. made a move and got freezed out for a long time, like a really long time. Think of a time and double it. then out of the blue I get a call with all is forgiven. Confusing. What do.

Ignore her.

I work in a hospital as a unit tech and I am banging a married nurse.

>first day I started she was the first one to introduce herself to me
>rubbing my arms and getting really close to me, just figured she was friendly, as I saw the ring on her finger and she is like 15 years older than me
>She kept making it a point to talk to me whenever we weren't busy, always touching more than normal
>I piece together she is actually flirting with me, so I start flirting back
>we talk about TV shows and movies, she likes a lot of Kino stuff.
>she asks for my number
>she texts me here and there, I tell her she looked really cute with her hair the way it was the other day, shit like that
>after 3 months of this she asks me if I want to get drinks after work, say sure
>we are drinking, and I finally ask "so you're married, right?"
>she kind of breaks down and tells me how her marriage is falling apart, he never touches her and they fight all the time, she wants kids he doesn't, he is now travelling for work and they barely talk etc etc...
>I comfort her, tell her how lucky he is to have her and how he is wasting a good thing
>she tells me he is gone this week, do I want to come over?
>Immediately start fucking as soon as we get to her place, cum on her face, pull her hair, bang for hours
>next morning I show her how to stream movies and shows, we start watching King Arthur but I start banging her halfway through, so no idea how it ends.

Yeah, but only with dudes, working on being straight. Tired of lgbt people, self centered untrustworthy degenerates.

yes, but I couldn't get it up.

I mean, with my ex, all the time, but with a new girl it really laid the all the groundwork for me. It's just that my mind played dick tricks with me.

Here's my foolproof Netflix & Chill lineup (not all of these are on Netflix)
>Scrubs
>Criminal Minds
>Law & Order SVU
>Futurama
>Mission Hill (this was really successful, women seem to really like this)

Yeah it's not about watching a movie at all you fucking spergs. Its literally to fuck. Its just they don't want to sound like whoree, so these mental hang ups keep them from saying what they actually plan on doing.

nurses are psycho and she's probably lying about the state of her relationship with her husband, just don't get attached.

This. Women may be filthier creatures than men. They will go from 0 to 65 in a few seconds with just a few choice touches. But they feel guilty about it so they do things like go to your apartment to ostensibly watch TV when you both know it's just going to be a few minutes at most.

The thing is I feel like they are more so trying to convince themselves they aren't coming over just to get fucked. Legit had this girl bring like 3 movies over for a "movie day". We didn't get 10 minutes into the first movie before I was 3 fingers deep into her cunt

The movies better have been good for atmosphere.

No
Only thing ever gotten me laid is 100$

>invite girl over for neflix n chill
>spend whole night tying to find something decent to watch

I hate netflix

the gist of it is neflix content is so shit, the girl would rather fuck you than watch it

>H-ha ha, totally bro! I'm g-getting laid, like, twice a week!

Not really. It was some shitty romantic comedy I believe.

No

I was hanging out with this girl who was really into film, and she was clearly somewhat into me, so I figured I'd learn a bit about film so we'd have a shared interest to talk about to get us from hanging out to boning down. But then when I learned about film I realised all her opinions were stupid, and I didn't find her attractive any more.

I had sex with ex-gf while watching movies, but movies never got me laid for the 1st time.
It just feels weird, I'd rather just go to a bar, have a chat then bang them.

Narh.
use to get them over
pretend I was interested in their life. Make them laugh. 2 hours max.
apply alcohol and the panties come off with ease
then taxi them outta my place.

Bud you do that first. After you chat her up then you take her back to watch movies.

that's a good deal

Fucking nice bro

But by the time you get to her place you just fuck. She gets a glass of wine at worst, but she's not thinking about sitting on the couch and putting on a movie while we're already making out in the stairwell.

never talk to her again
but you sound really beta so you'll just crawl back to her anyways

Two drunk chicks took turns sucking my dick while watching The Killing. i fap to the memory all the time. Probably one of the greatest moments of my life

>So yah I find that films are just a transition and an excuse for girls to get to your place

>tfw you will never meet a girl who actually appreciates a fine piece of kino
Why are all women so fucking basic?

Trying to figure out what women mean by their stupid signals and shit is too much effort. With unlimited porn in my house I just don't see the point.

>telling me she was on the pill (the most beautiful thing you can tell a man).
Unless she's fucking lying.

The most beautiful thing you can tell a man is that you are getting your period a week or so after you pulled out and weren't entirely sure you didn't bust inside.

Whenever I want to watch a film with my partner he always ends up fucking me. I just want to watch the film goddamnit.

>partner
faggot

I watched American Honey with a girl. 3 fucking hours and no pussy. I drank like seven beers though. God that movie stunk.

The best thing you can tell a man is show him a medical document saying youre infertile

tv hasn't gotten me laid but the "implication" has

>We meet up once or twice a week to bang, try not to make it obvious at work we are a thing
>I tell her I am not looking for anything serious, she says she knows, she is still married after all, but she likes me and likes spending time with me
>she is short, wears nerd glasses, not the greatest body in the world but I kind of like them a little chubby and imperfect, just for a visual
>been going on for 5 months now, we don't discuss the future, she doesn't talk about her husband much and apparently they just coexist, probably knowing they have both moved on and are now just waiting for some big blow up to happen and cause the divorce
>or they will go on like this forever and we will continue to fuck until it stops for whatever reason, but I am comfy and don't seek any other type of relationship at this point.
>she thought Wonder Woman was shit

Please just call him your boyfriend or husband or whatever he actually is, not "partner".

when i was a teenager i used to invite girls over to watch movies because they didnt know how to torrent so basically yify got me laid a bunch of times
once australia got netflix it really changed tho, and i hated waiting for like 30 mins before girls picked movies. my fav movie to bang to is the social network, not sure why

the best thing about my current gf is that i have a sweet setup and my place, so we usually just lay around watching netflix, laying in bed, or im on my pc or xbox, and we just hangout for a whole day, cuddling, fucking and doing shit

its also winter in aus so it makes for some pretty kino cuddly days.. man i fucken love cuddling too

Invite her over and put the movie you made the move on.

>man i fucken love cuddling too
Your partner may as well have a penis too if you enjoy cuddling. Fucking gay shit.

What?

have fun cuddling your waifu pillow tonight mate

I am. Sucks this is the only answer that keeps coming up. I fucked up and talk on the reg now. Guess there is no scenario where one could have there cake and eat it too, huh? Balls...

The Implication. When you have her only in an environment controlled by you, you "imply" things might go horribly wrong if she(/he) doesn't comply.

Not him but sounds pretty comfy to be desu

You're ugly. Sorry

OK Dennis

...

>I fucked up and talk on the reg now
Hey Warren what's up. She wanted a betaboi and she got one. Women are really good at knowing which ones will be foot stools for them.

If George and Jerry can come up with a plan for the thing then there's gotta be a way to change this situation.

>>she thought Wonder Woman was shit
you almost had me there buddy. is there a lot to gain from making up stories on tv?

I bet you got a big one

copy/pasting from a thread that got deleted earlier because the mods like meat in their shitholes

>30yo europoor house-painter
>Normalfag according to Sup Forums standards
>Painting an apartment at a 20-storey building, on the 17th floor
>Huge fan of 'friends', been watching it last night yesterday as I do almost every night before I get to bed
>Pic related is the episode I watched last night
>Waiting for elevator in the morning to get to the apartment in my work clothes
>Qt4.13 shows up waiting too
>We get in
>She asks "are you painting one of the apartments?"
>Reply "no, I just dress like this to start up conversations with cute girls"
>She giggles
>Asks me what my name is
>I tell her
>she replies "thats a nice name"
>Without thinking about it I reply "you like it? you should hear my phone number"
>Realizing what I just said I start sweating
>She giggles and replies "lets hear it"
>Give her my phone number
>She just texted me what Im doing later and if I wanna come over
>Im going over in 2 hours
>Hope I wont fuck this up

Hope he made it desu

>I've never met a girl that was into films half as much as I am tbqh
I kind of figured you lot would figure this out from your mothers. Or at least mine never really cared for movies, and me watching a movie with my dad and siblings was code for "I get to be alone and read a book/take a bath for two hours".

Not even trying to be sexist. I just haven't known a lot of women who liked movies.

Pokemon snap got me laid once

I sold my tv once and a few weeks later I fucked a hooker so in a way it did. then again, I bought a 4k tv recently which would've translated in a bunch of fucks so all in all I got cockblocked 3 times by tv. damn.

>>Huge fan of 'friends', been watching it last night yesterday as I do almost every night before I get to bed
stopped right there. I'm going to guess the story ends with you getting fucked by a strapon you homo.

Netflix and chill works best with cute boys desu

Its not my story you derelict who cant read 10 lines or at least the non-greentext at the bottom

>repeating stories of other user's being faggots, as if we're interested in anyone's blog
No, you do like it up the ass user.

Yeah. American Horror story is the perfect show for this btw. Its bizarre and scary for the girl but also sexy. so while watching it we just kind of saw bits and pieces of the story in between making out and fucking

Smooth. Very smooth. *writes down notes*

I hooked up with a milf while watching Rushmore on tv

It works well. I'm 31 and before Netflix I'd have girls come over and we'd put in a DVD and be making out within 15 minutes. Women just need an excuse to lower their guard. They don't want to say hey let's hang out and fuck they'd rather say hey let's hang out and watch a movie.

I was with a girl and my internet wasn't working so we put in the first season of the office dvd and started going to town.
was sucking on a titty when I heard "Shalom, I would like to apply for a loan" and burst out laughing.
sex was good though

anytime your alone with a girl and shes invited you to watch tv on a couch or her bed shes basically saying Im down to at least make out/most likely fuck

>Implying pussy starts flying in through your window once you've watched a document at Netflix

>most girls will feel cheap or some shit when directly invited to a fuck
They should.

I got laid in Germany after watching Germany v Brazil that one time

No. It's more like, my sexual attractiveness has caused women to watch movies they wouldn't have otherwise.

>being so insecure some other male might have a chance to score with a woman
If only he scored in your asshole, right?

kek

Get some sex out of it. Then do these.
>Ignore her.
>never talk to her again

>Hey Warren what's up
I didn't understand this referrence

I lost my virginity while watching x files

>That episode where deepthroat dies

spoiler that shit

Banged my first squirter during netflix n chill

Not recommended actually, kinda gross really

Her pussy would clench up and squirt but spit my dick out like every 15 seconds, couldn't keep it inside

Soaked thru the sheet and matress cover

Almost got busted by my gf, because I had to wash them

Hooked up with a girl because she was impressed that I watch Supernatural.

Yes she was but I don't care

>Had sex like 25 minutes ago
>But it was with a guy
>Got fucked in my ass

Netflix wasn't involved

>Netflix wasn't involved
killing yourself is

>ask gril to n&c
>put on movie
>fugg

the movie is just there to chill out when tired of fuggin