Imagine waking up British.
What would you do?
Imagine waking up British
Alexander Scott
Hunter Cooper
Go back to sleep.
Matthew Turner
Murder suicide
Matthew Thompson
move to usa and create el goblino de muerto
Benjamin Rodriguez
Go to dentist
Hudson Taylor
Guess I'll go for a cheeky wank
Jackson Reed
go to the pub with the lads
Gabriel Sanchez
>wake up
>someone knocks on door
>"OPEN THE DOOR UP YA WANKER!"
>it's the police
>"A'ight m8 im gunna check ya room"
>yes officer..come in
>*pull out my plastic knife*
>*stabs the officer*
>*disguised myself as brownskin*
>5 years later
>became the mayor of london
Parker Wilson
El malayano incomprehensiblo...
Grayson Johnson
fpbp
Kayden Stewart
> be British
> get acid thrown at me
Connor Howard
fuck american grills
Ayden Johnson
kill myself
Tyler Wilson
Kill myself
Cameron Rodriguez
You are British though sweetheart :)
Ethan Gonzalez
Go to the pub. We drink and then we drink some more.
Justin Robinson
>be British
>get raped by pakis
Aaron Cook
Use my accent to acquire latina gf
Nicholas Gray
>be british
>listen for the bong...
oh...
Luke Cooper
Bottle up all of my rage in a calm, polite facade and let it drip out slowly as general contempt for all things
Gabriel Perry
We're waiting...
Brandon Parker
Hope to god I don't have webbed toes
Jackson Gray
Mexicans are here are top lads desu
Just stay Mexican and people will like you
Also good understanding of british upper/middle class thinking
Andrew Roberts
brush my teeth