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mechanism edition

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by all means

I'd tap that to be fair, honest and transparent with all of you.

so lads

kinda put off md now

my mate was texting me while on it and it's like, ew

anyone get me yeah?

going to take it soon tho regardless

for fuck sake lmao

All I want for Christmas is to smell Emma Watson's farts.

give me the /brit/ discord

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mandatory viewing

Lads I just had this massive runny shit

honesty depise gay men, they disgust me, especially when they flaunt their gayness

go to a doctor

dont post in my thread then

bender

What's wrong with my poo?

looks like a melted lindt bunny mate have a word

prob got/going to get the flu

I had the flu the past couple of days but today I feel better

Le end le wars xD

refer to:
you'll still have the shits for another 2 days

don't take imodium.

if you can't vote in british elections you shouldn't be posting in /brit/
simple as

Everyone in the country apparently has the flu. I had mine early in December. Absolute beast of an illness I've not experienced in years and took me 2 weeks to fully recover

i'm not a yank cuck so no it's not alright

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i skipped with the bit about john key and that video has done more to put me off moving to new zealand than any number of statistics or considering the nightmare of working for some chinese dairy owner

>Mac

don't even get me started paddy

fuck it's so disgusting
h8er

wonder how he feels having an utter runt as a son

It's hard to say no to white men but easy to say fuck off to niggers and chinks, why is that, lads?
I love white men, but surely that's not the case.

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Bazinga!!

define white

stop it with the anti-semitism lad

would unironically go see him if he came to Christchurch (highly doubt that would happen)

Need a Jewish gf

plug.dj/brit

i'm canadian i can come to christchurch and pretend to be him xxxxx

we are all in here chaps

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virus

I'm Theresa, i am everywhere and nowhere

don't come in here

I think we can all agree that Ghouls n Ghosts was the best NES game

rationalwiki.org

name a better wiki. i'll wait.

More of an ET man myself

fuck off theresa

wrong

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3 mutts and a taco in brit discord, nice

omg why are blonde people so mean :O

the only reason why /cum/ is still alive is because of me

Why doesn't it have a mestizo evangelical church member saying this shit?
Whites don't belong to radical sects. They only belong to good ol' Protestantism and the Anglican church.

were greek eunuchs sexual or were they expected to be celibate

we're gay

Jamal Malik is one question away from winning 20 million rupees.
How did he do it?
(A) He cheated
(B) He's lucky
(C) He's a genius
(D) It is written

we're? wasnt asking what you are la

I'm a eunuch, not greek tho

jokes on you, the max you can hold is 999

pics or it didn't happen

why do yanks always insist that girls are either a. a man or b. fucking black guys
bit weird

me big hairy arse is hanging out of me jocks

Every bitch here's been blacked

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choon

Karl of Swindon is unironically Britain's greatest living intelectual

yo mama's been blacked

Hermione was sitting alone by the fire in the common room studying for her charms exam when Harry and Ron came down from the boys dormitory.
"Hermione? What are you doing up at this hour?" asked Harry.
"Studying of course. I should ask you the same question." replied Hermione.
"Harry and I were about to see what Snape was doing on the third floor." said Ron, but just as those words came from his mouth a noise came from the direction of the armchair Hermione was sitting in, its source was unmistakable.
"Hermione...did you...did you just fart?" asked Harry.
"No, of course not, I mean...okay I farted. I had a very questionable tart at lunch and it has given me grief all day. Can we not make a big deal of this?" a very red faced Hermione asked as she sank in her chair. Just then a stench came to Harry and Ron's noses.
"Bloody hell Hermione!" Ron gasped as he plugged his nose and fanned the air.
"Oh come off it Ron, it was just a fart!" Shouted Hermione in a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

Powerful stuff

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pics pls x

hate Sup Forums circlejerks

much better la

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do you think emma watson farted while sitting on harvey weinstein's face

Hitlers pooey sharts smelled of shit

weed threads on Sup Forums are a right laugh

Just going to put it out there, not a fan of slags

just remembered it's my mum's birthday today

rate me

Your fart fetish and attraction to Emma Watson doesn't really excuse the fact that she played a character in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

fuck off moll

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

if it gets to 8am ill have been awake for 48 hours and wanked for about 12 of those hours and not spaffed once. cocaine is the perfect sex drug with viagra

this is the future you bigots

harry potter is good! GOOD!!

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I heard that people on meth can wank for 5 days

"No!"

nah m8 i stayed awake for like 30 hours with amphetamines and already was feeling like shit

not cool

what the fuck

Cocaine may very well be the worst of the hard drugs considering how many different ways there are that it could kill you.

phet is shit cocaine keeps u feeling great until you need to sleep becaise ur eyes cant take it anu more

hope you remembered to pay your dealer or it's the chainsaw for you my beaner friend

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How respond

lol

why are aussies so mean to us during the ashes? we are cousins

chuck us a cornetto barman

>After an initial autopsy on Mays' body on June 29, Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death."[25][26]

>The medical examiner "concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release. The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died.
Keep doing coke, better start planning for final expenses/funeral expenses though.

What? I thought he hit his head and bled internally in the brain.

cocaine can cause that

im 28 ill not get a heart attack laddie

nah that would be full agonist research chemicals
a combined seizure and stroke doesn't sound like much fun and enjoy the permanent brain damage if it doesn't kill you outright

guy at i went to secondary with dropped dead from a heart attack suddenly in his room at uni, he would've only been 19 or so