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could those quotation marks be any more lopsided lol

fight fight an abo and a white (kiwi)

jewish manager for the company

NEED an a cappella gf

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tbqh i have no clue why people even think about referring to australian posters as abos
abos are literally the stupidest ethnic group on earth and they wouldn't know how to use a computer if their lives depended on it
t. interacted with them

just what an abo would say

howling

if i was an abo my vocabulary would be limited to:
>mob
>noonga
>white devil

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sargon is unironically the voice of the generation, in the future social historians will refer to the 2010s as the 'sargon decade'

Would like a gf

t. abo
aboriginal stupidity is just a meme forced upon us to make us unaware of their control of the world

>snoregon of borekad

wew

Same. Got so close...and yet so, so far.

>forgetting muh land
baka desu senpai reported to the police for cultural insensitivity

>china's rise to global power is solely because of western companies outsourcing everything there

rollin up with like twenty of ya mob brah *huffs nootropic supplements via petroleum*

Abo's are cute you cunts, I'd wife pic related any second and I'll glass any of you cunts that talks shit about her

women won't love you like a 11 year old boy you got addicted to meth will

do abos have any good looking women

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I want to suck on her clitty.

This is your girlfriend for the night

Me on the left

The only ones that are passing are majority white.

see

i hate fashwave

leftoid runt

I may be a coke head but I have a 7 3 inch dick so I win

there's no way

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don't care for fashwave myself but hate socialists more still

not even close to being a leftie but its just pure fucking irony
>get accused of being neo nazis
>HURR DURR WE'RE NOT NEO NAZIS
>proceeds to create fashwave
the alt right is for fucking retards and won't last until the next decade

I only listen to british music from the eighties and nineties

hmm

Often concerned about complaining about anything, even internally. Makes me feel as though I'm just asking for things to get worse.

god is striking down on California for being such annoying cunts

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoah oh oh

why do yanks hate california so much
bizarre

american success is largely due to the efforts of hardworking californians and it makes them green with envy and seething jealousy

Oh man abo's are so fucking hot, this is the most down to earth kind of woman you can get and I would like to suck on their asshole and lick their clit fuckin ye

Here's one for you:

Yanks hate California
Yanks often say Australia is just like California (even if that's not true)
Yanks like Australia

why sniff coke when you can sniff speed

unironically superior

Don't like myself a lot right now haha

vile lying a*******

I hate california and I hate the south

don't like you either hahahah waheyyy

haha

somebody tell you niggas who kanye west is

ahahahahahah wooweeeeee

why sniff speed when you can sniff my crotch

unironically superior

what should i eat for brekky

i have a very large penis

How come everyone in australia is either really skinny or really fat

inb4 evry1 is fat in america m8

My dick is well proportioned and large and doesn't have any flappy bit of skin to get in the way either.

>why do americans hate commiefornia?

A big fry up since it's sunday

LOOK SHARP BOYS
TOIL ON THE MORROW

it's nearly 5pm mate sort yourself out

I DON'T HAVE
TO SELL MY SOUL
HE'S ALREADY IN ME

aussies are mad because abo bulls cuck them on a routinely basis, whether it's through government gibs or through aussie pussy

California is really nice but the majority of common people are the worst examples of Y*nkism that exist.

no one outside of america ever thinks of california and thinks "communism"

CAUSE YOU'RE FINE AND YOU'RE MINE AND YOU LOOK SO DIVINE

COME AND GET YOUR LOVE

COME AND GET YOUR LOVE

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when i think california i think the exact opposite of communism. ruthless capitalism and exploitation of young girls. i suppose that bit's more specific to LA and hollywood though

Your knowledge of America is New York, Los Angeles, and muh Texas. Very limited

Here I'll prove it: name the capital of Kansas without Google right now. Don't be intellectually dishonest

who the fuck is sargon

a decent portion of civilized abo girls just look like passable average hispanic girls

Complain to the BBC about one of its biased programmes, and your complaint is actually handled by an outfit called Capita. I say handled. I mean stonewalled.

not Kansas City obviously, that would be far too logical

alri

>Kansas City
, Missouri

when I think of California I think of that one mum who's kid was a retard and got tricked out of his Haunter in a Pokemon trade so she stirred up a big fuss and got all video games banned forever plus a bunch of people had their gameboys taken away until the kid got his Gengar.

I want to smell Emma Watson's undercrotch.

Brown people always vote left
Reagan tried to get them to vote right wing but demographics don't lie, therefore cali has been commie esque ever since

Capita are also the people who deal with calls from illegal immigrants trying (and failing) to get help

So swings and roundabouts

stupid lyric frog poster

i know this is going to sound mean but the reality is that no one outside of america or possibly even kansas gives a shit about kansas either. at best it's "that place in the wizard of oz" and even that's a stretch

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No one outside of america ever thinks of California and thinks "65% mexican" but that's what it is

why am i so attracted to a girl who basically looks like a man

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I'm aware it was just to prove a point
Your knowledge is surface level is all, nothing wrong with that mate

IM LUKE IM 5 AND MY DADS BRUCE LEE
DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS JCB

if all you do is "take" from the system you're not really a communist so much as a parasite and a lumpenprole, just as bad as the financiers

need a Welsh GF with big tits

high test male + high test female = highest test babies

Can autismo yanks please keep their cali hate tisms outside of /brit/? This is for British culture.

while eating spongebob pushpops I got to thinking, what do you other americans use in real life instead of what the british use "lad/lads"

up in the north east we use "bro" or "bruh" and plenty of white people use "nigga/niggas", sometimes people just say "fellas"

i proved i have a huge dick and nobody cares now because they feel inadequate

Back from a 24hr ban

It seems deleting cookies and changing IP doesn't get around bans anymore. Chinkmoot has upped his game

whats having a big dick like

People say buddy or dude a lot here.

Not sure what to make of this

Family are moving from a nice, large 3 floor house to a claustrophobic single floor flat. The only benefits are there are no more drug dealer neighbours, the area is nice and they get rid of the train line next to them

Moving out soon anyway so doesn't bother me too much

I've been hearing people at college use lad bc of leddit.

>cum on the gfs bum
>she rolls around and lays there getting it all over my bed
just finished washing all my sheets ffs
bud/buddy when you're being cheeky, man when you're being sincere

The alternative is just "man" and dude. Never hear fellas at all.
>come on man

BREXITTED

it's good for your skin