Describe the last shit you took with a Spongebob quote.
Describe the last shit you took with a Spongebob quote
Brandon Perry
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Leo Young
It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!
Nathan Cooper
These were white when I bought them.
Adam Reyes
SOILED IT!
Luis Gray
Just, you know, with me finally pooping.
Henry Jones
>Can I have everyone's attention? ...I have to use the bathroom.
my boss is such a needy piece of shit, I'm out of sight for ten minutes and he starts hollering for me.
I hate working retail.
Jackson Campbell
“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”
Cooper Ramirez
MY LEG!
Noah Scott
ASSERTIVE, NOT INSERTIVE
Evan Ramirez
1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas
Carson Miller
Push
Camden Torres
The Pioneers used to ride these for miles!
John Wright
I'm Dirty Dan!
Samuel Ortiz
With or without nuts?
Xavier Bell
I call it "Bold and Brash"
Adam Green
Long, Tan, and Handsome.
Matthew Long
>Perfect entry. And toasted almonds? That's unexpected.
Parker King
Stupid inflatable pants!
Ryder Cox
please read GR2 and come back in a few years
Lucas Mitchell
Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
James Butler
IT’S AN ALASKIN BULL WORM
Levi White
More like belongs in the trash
Josiah Wright
>So, this the thanks I get for working overtime?
Aaron Jackson
It's beautiful...
Gavin Nelson
Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we’ll get the funnel
Ethan Martin
>all these anons shitting their pants
Jayden Barnes
...
Andrew Mitchell
The most important meal of the day! Servin' it up Gary's way!
Luke Nelson
Big Meaty Claws.
Elijah Ortiz
Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…
Nolan Martin
...
Evan Mitchell
A creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium.
Michael Perry
sweet mother of pearl!
Jace Cox
I'm glad you posted that as the next lines fit my situation.
>I gotta get out of here!
>TOO LATE!
Julian Hill
Oh look a chocolate eclair.
Aiden Powell
lmao
Jack Rivera
sadly, this fits
I need more fiber, I guess
Josiah Richardson
>Everything's in red!
Nathaniel Scott
Are you feeling it know Mr. Krabs?
Noah Williams
That's it. That's it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that restaurant!
Robert Morris
>Ahh! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!
Oliver Taylor
...
Blake Collins
Twins.
Jayden Taylor
>PUSH
*groan*
>PUSH
*groan*
Jackson Gray
Gary, I just took a big fat shit.
Aaron King
...
Gavin Collins
Kek
Isaac Cox
...
Alexander Gray
fiber
Robert Wood
I'm... I'm sorry, user.
Jacob Reed
...
Gavin Brooks
Two hours is long enough!
Jayden Powell
Eww, glove flavored.
James Lewis
AAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAHHHH
Camden Peterson
The inner machinations [...] are an enigma
Christian Gray
REALLY
REALLY
HOT
(Pretend the red is my constant bloody anal leakage)
Colton Sullivan
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!
Caleb Morris
What'll it be? Mustard? Or Ketchup!
Leo Taylor
Anons.
Please take better care of your colons.
Isaac Gomez
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Angel Scott
...
Aaron Collins
CHAWKLET
Owen Williams
Perfect entry! And toasted almonds? That's unexpected.
Blake Green
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Jonathan Roberts
Caleb Sanchez
Oh no! He's hot!
Chase Ross
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right?
Jaxson Phillips
Don't bother sitting down cause you'll stand right back up when you see...these! TA-DA!
Jackson King
I GOT DIARRHEA!
Too easy
Camden Stewart
I LOOOVE fried Oyster Skins
Wyatt Carter
Too bad that didn't kill me
Christopher Reyes
Ow My asshole.
-Stephen Hillenburg after pitching SpongeBob SquarePants to Nickelodeon.
Isaac Powell
YOU GOTTA TAKE A BATH
Brayden Hughes
IT'S BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!
Noah Bennett
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
Wanna see me do it again?
Josiah Miller
>inb4 fun police
We've had this exact same thread three times now (maybe more) with the same OP, and the same answers. Are you guys this desperate for (you)s?
Elijah Walker
...
Cameron Perez
Not everyone is on Sup Forums all day every day.
Jaxon Robinson
>No, it's an egg sac! Look at the embryo.
>Twins!
Samuel Jackson
"Meahoy, memoyay".
Ryan Brown
Keep going, you're good, you're good, aaand stop.
Carter Hill
YOU'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD
YOU'RE GOOD
James Anderson
Where's the leak ma'am?
Caleb Morales
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
Dylan Bailey
>Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath!
Colton Morales
Underrated post
Bentley Turner
Beep-boop-boop-beep
Luis Ward
I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it
James King
Eellllllsss
Anthony Myers
>IT'S BIG
>SCARY
>AND PINK!
Jason Wood
WHAT I LEARNED IN WHAT BOATING SCHOOL IS
Carter Bailey
No man it beep boo boo bop boo boo bop.
Ryan Rodriguez
>No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes, CARNIVAL-STYLE!
Noah Brown
Sitting.
Sitting.
Bleeding.
Evan Thompson
...
Isaiah Stewart
>Sitting. Sitting. Bleeding.
Owen Sullivan
Oh that's real nice.
Daniel Morgan
And that's why my depression is award-winning.
Owen Hall
Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to you and me.
I have ulcertive colitis
William Jenkins
Actually, it's coral blue number 3.