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well done hiro x

I guarantee that user complaining about his housemates is the same user that forced his gf to get a doggybag for the food at a restaurant. You're building quite the profile here Dave

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What a lot of kottle

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wow has she just spotted a nintendo switch?

anime

peng

isn’t much more runtish than a doggy bag

my mate asked for one in pizza express once haha, don’t speak to him anymore

Does Dave live rent free in your head lads

Dave.

>кoты
T I G E R S

FUCKIGN HELL HOW THICK ARE YOU??????

you have tigers??

Alri dave

this the girl you're going to obsess over for the next few weeks like you did summer

Daveposter.

Dave mate

Do you even know the lyrics of the song?

Explain what you think the point of the song is so I can laugh at you.

dave here ama

nah shes like 5/10 and looks like Rosie so nobody will or cares

just embarrassed myself in a thread and closed it immediately haha

her face is about a billion times better than that fucking horse

Hartlepool on suicide watch

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#metoo

snowing heavily but it's just melting

bit of a metaphor for britain, I think

listening to Pizzicato Five lads

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I will be sliding in these peoples dms

Why do you build me up (build me up) buttercup,baby

my mate was on the md last night and he kept texting me, my housemates and various group chats

actually put me off md for a bit now 2bh, he looked pretty pathetic.

just to poo me down

>She talks about the IRA not being her family but that's because she was never ever part of the conflict.

Pahahahahahahahahaha

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190kg

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post rorke kino

cooked my eggs and hash browns to perfection. really tasty lads.

ever scratch your bollocks and smell your finger after?

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mark allen to win today

christ

every day. bumhole too.

Yes, ever fart in bed and go under the sheets to smell it thereafter?

>why yes i am all about cleanliness in this house

*Cups hand in mouth and leans back*
THATS CAUSE U A SOOOYYYY BOYYY
*smacks the drink out of your hand*

would quite like to buy a little 125 bike but my entire journey home from work is pitch black dual carrigeways and winding country roads that is host to a car crash every week

silence
you are irish

Oh dear, she's one of them

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i do that but i go a step further and do a poo in my bed.

>Because the Vietnam War was the first that the US unequivocally lost American treatments of it are often couched as 'might've beens'

Love The Economist
FOY
FOY
FOY

I'm not holding a drink

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choon

I put a tissue in the toilet bowl before I poo so there's not as much of a splash, that's a free tip from me to you.

mentioned that I like having running drains TWO threads ago and this autistic cunt is STILL TRIGGERED

finger smells like skips now

This is my room

Does this trigger you Dave?

test

ayn rand is a hack

love wearing boxers for like a week and smelling the ammonia stink on the crotch.

filthy doyle

super fast hat

looks like a typical shithole

grim
buy a duster you slob

how can something that looks like poo taste so good?

>hp laptop

mate

America truly is a wondrous country

Found dave. Hows your 2010 macbook

I can cum buckets fapping to english men, I just can't explain it. No homo.

would smack rorke's teeth down his throat if he even DARED to spew his vile racist vitriol in my vicinity

to clarify /brit/'s position: do we want a clean kitchen or not?

post bp

hate racists

>tfw housekeeper cleans up all my messes

nigger

i love my mum

so this is the power of the mid to late '00 rorke.....
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It's a Dell.

A Dell for Davey, oiy oi!

everyone does. some people are just lazy unmotivated slobs that let their sloppy minds shape their environments.

Tbf if you're that weight and you fall over you can literally die or end up permanantly disabled. Must be quite a stressful way to live.

>buy a duster

Are you a 65 year old northern woman?

lads is it still cuckolding if your raising your wifes 3 year old sister?

top tier:
Aisha, Summer
good tier:
Sara
shit tier:
Rosy, Aisha's sister
screaming lord sutch tier:
ashley

been on tinder for 3 days
so far:

>have arranged to smoke weed and cuddle with a black drag queen
>accidentally made friends with an androgynous asian Londoner who says we should chill in a few months when term ends
>been convinced by a 5'6 asian art student to wear a dog collar and let him fuck me
>seeing my ex next week for a gym date
>have 3 regular dates as well on offer

gosh im busy
not even sure i have time to deal with all these fellas

My parents had a cleaner and I used to hate when she was around as a kid

I don't know how you can stand someone going through your shit like that

yanks.

who?

ah yes, the oxford bender
ah yes, london
ah yes, gay people
ah yes, mental illness
ah yes ah yes ah yes ah yes

would howl at some little paddy runt even attempting to utter that near my 6'5 brick shithouse frame, you couldn't even utter your name without stuttering in my presence

Go to /balt/ or /ausnz/ you poof

my doctor mentioned he was gay so i called him a peter pumper and stormed out

wish i'd called him a knob goblin instead but what can you do

putrid

nothing wrong with an experimental phase during college
heteros do it too

she's a nice older lady and I make her tea when she comes by to clean, never had any issues.

AWW FUCKEN PETER PUMPER KNOB GOBLIN GAY BENDER FUCKEN GAY CUNTS ALWAYS TRYING GET GAY UP IN YOUR SHIT GAYEST CUNT IN ALL OF FUCKEN QUEENSLAND

Bent cunt

and none of those encounters will evolve into anything meaningful. just shallow ego-stroking hedonism. like all homosexual relationships.

thank christ im straight.

Sunday Evening with the /brit/ lads (Vaporwave beats - futurefunk mix)

>college
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