Wake up

>wake up
>it's the 10th of September, 2001

What would you do?

>That was the best Spongebob ever, can't wait for next week's!

Buy popcorn for tomorrow

Wire the money as per my agreement with Osama.

buy popcorn and enjoy

Bush did 7/11

Wait until the next morning and call in a bomb threat

I was in grade school. There would be nothing I could do except relish the return to childhood even though it wasn't very good.

I go to school because it's Monday.

7/11 was a part-time job