Wake up

>wake up
>it's the 10th of September, 2001

What would you do?

>That was the best Spongebob ever, can't wait for next week's!

Buy popcorn for tomorrow

Wire the money as per my agreement with Osama.

buy popcorn and enjoy

Bush did 7/11

Wait until the next morning and call in a bomb threat

I was in grade school. There would be nothing I could do except relish the return to childhood even though it wasn't very good.

I go to school because it's Monday.

7/11 was a part-time job

start studying furiously

NOBODY would believe you. The Saudis are good allies of the US and the Bin-Ladens in particular good friends of the Bush family.

You would be disappeared by the agent of the Saud before you created enough fracas to prevent the attack.

But Jews did 9/11. Saudi Arabia is innocent.

I was 3 years old

get a good camera and film for future generations to enjoy

Invest in Apple

Abso-fucking-nothing

1. nobody will believe me
2. the moment the towers fall the CIA will be pulling up to haul my ass to Gitmo to figure out how I could possibly have known

The logical choice is to invest in Apple and Google, and buy Bitcoin.

I will laugh instead of be shoked

Just to be clear, in my cunt yeah?
I was 3 so I'll fuck around and do poopies haha

>i like you, don't go to the towers tomorrow

drop some sly hints at school so everyone thinks I'm a fucking genius/was complicit in it the next day

and google

>wake up in my old childhood room
>start my shitty old computer that my dad borrowed from an old office complex
>staring into a 15 inch display with a frame that is even bigger
>windows 2000 comes up
>look at weird icons in the taskbar
>Limewire, eMule
>there's no iTunes and only about 40 songs in a windows media player library, revealing the shitty generic "taste" of a 10-year old boy
>listen irritated to a few tracks from 50 Cent
>at least there are two songs from Eminem
>search Sup Forums on google
>there's no Sup Forums
>try to call my friend
>there's no cellphone
>the only phone number I've ever memorized was my dad's
>remember that I won't have any friends anyway until 2008

Make an anonymous bomb threat. This is the only way to save all these people.

>I'm 7 years old
Turn my life around. Stop pretending something I'm not. Work out every fucking day. Be a 10/10 human being in every way. Make her feel lucky that such a smart, good looking boy would pay attention to her.

I would start my predictors career by predicting the shit out of that shit

>hire high-end mercenaries and pay their tickets on each flights
>said mercenaries have hidden guns
>they subdue the terrorists right before they hijack the planes
>everybody on the planes saved (or not)
>everybody in the Towers saved
>plot exposed
>security on airplanes ramped up
>aesthetic towers continue to exist until today
>fuck a cutie on the roof of one of the Towers to the sound of the Star-Sprangled banner

Start saving money then buy lot of btc. Bet on some football matches

steel beams can't melt kerosene

Do I have the information I know today?

Buy military contractor stocks.

Shitpost on Sup Forums

Underrated post

>hug my uncle
rip man

Invent Sup Forums.

Give everyone the flu. Everyone calls in sick the next day.

Make a note to self to mine bitcoin as soon as it's available.

Imagine the power that just comes from knoledge. Influencing your classmates and becoming the alpha male would be so easy, it would be like playing with chess figures.

I'm sorry bro. That shit was horrible.

Invest in bitcoin

buy apple and disney stock, prepare for netflix and bitcoin

Oh, yeah, and I'd join the same swimming club to see if I could put my dick in a 16 year old 11/10 bombshell as a 12 year old. Just as a personal challenge to see how desirable I am. I got pretty close to her as I was, and I wonder how far I could go as a chadlet.

>prepare for netflix and bitcoin

sorry for your loss
at least you got back at those hadjis yeah

Shoot the terrorists and become an international hero

Why didn't they rebuild these towers? I miss them every month when I think of New York. The more I look at the new building the more awful it gets.

nothing because if i reacted in any way i'd spend the rest of my life in a CIA rape den

why the fuck is it so hard for americans to buy fitting pants?

Hey, the agents are actually pretty attractive

they plan ahead when buying them

Why do European “men” insist on dressing like prissy little homos?

>You would be disappeared by the agent of the Saud before you created enough fracas to prevent the attack.

Knowing what it would prevent and what would become of me if I didn't try, I don't see any reason not to make the sacrifice and off myself before they get to me if I have to. But I'd be a 12 year old so chances are nobody would believe me anyway.

Have you seen current fashion? Do you think these faggy skinny jeans are fitting? kek

Submit an anonymous tip (+20% tip)
Get kidnapped by the CIA on 9/12

Go to preschool.

look at this dude with his Mr. Mint looking legs

Seriously? The new building is far superior, those old towers were hideous and I don't understand why they were allowed to be built in the first place.

I miss them so much. The Twin Towers.

Wait for Bitcoin to come out and buy a lot.

>butterfly effect happens and it actually makes you go into gigantic debt
what would you do then?

Start playing the lottery with the series of lottery numbers I have memorized from 2005, 2010 and 2015 that will win hundreds of millions.

If you haven't made at least the simplest preparations for falling into a time vortex you've got no hope.

Buy a high quality camera and set up the best selfie for tomorrow.

this

Go out and buy a PlayStation 2.

>I have memorized from 2005, 2010 and 2015 that will win hundreds of millions.

>being this autistic

wow lads

Bet big somehow on Trump winning the presidency in 2016

buy 100,000 memecoins

Make minecraft

invest in facebook and bitcoin and bet on every super bowl tell 2017. profit.

We dress for comfort and eschew fashion.

you'll regret your words when you wake up in 1997.

I'd start working out and stop partying, just take better care of myself.

Nigger just use somethingawful.

What if the time vortex steals your tenbux?

Go to a gun store
Buy an Automatic Rifle
Go to Portland
Enter the Comfort Inn
Gun down Mohammed Atta and the other terrorists.

Built just to be knocked down. Like playing with legos in an ant farm.

Fuck your gay ass nigger uncle. 2 was not enough.

Send in a bomb threat to New York City with the exact date and await my execution.

>be american tower
>get shot by plane

Call in a bomb threat to Logan International

Explore the twin towers, then retire to my hotel in midtown.

im gonna start studying properly so my life wouldnt be shit later

Finland always manages to put a smile on my face

The new building is ugly as fuck and looks just like any modern meme building, it could very well be built in China or Japan. The Twins had a fairly neat aesthetic to them, they were synonymous with NY's skyline much like the Empire State Building. The new one fits in way too much to be distinctive.

Go to my 2nd grade class

Didn't Bin Laden already tried to blow up the twin towers in 1993?
I thought it didn't work, but they must know there was something wrong.

Trips won't save you on the day of the rake, leaf.

wait 8 years and invest in bitcoin

But bin laden blew up 2 American embassies

If I alert the fats I'll be a prime suspect. But if I don't, they'll go full retard and destroy the world like in our timeline.

While it's better to just let it all happen, I would call in a bomb threat early september 11th from a public phone. Hopefully they couldn't trace me.

Go to work as usual.

Curse my slow internet connection.

Use all my money to bet that Germany will win the next world cup.

Bet the earning that America is going to invade Iraq despite the entire world's opposition and common sense in 2003.

Save everything to buy bitcoins in 2009 and sell them all in December 2017.

Climb the tower the next day

get to a good vantagepoint

My birthday is on the 10th and I was 5 when the plane hit

Watch DBZ after school like i was doing that same day.

give out candies to children in the streets and dance.

place a leveraged short sell of the market.

My captain died on the first one
I didn't knew him for that long
But it was enough for me to admire the man

buy some fuggin bitcoins