Brit/pol/ - Heatwave Soon Edition

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>Heatwave lasting TWO WEEKS to hit parts of Britain with scorching 30C temperatures
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-lasting-two-8589047

>Adam Peaty wins first gold medal for Team GB
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36685693

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Coloured folk fight the good fight against the racist oppression of The Man
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/black-lives-matter-protest-blocks-heathrow-airport-traffic/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration at inexorable surge of FTSE 350
express.co.uk/finance/city/696945/FTSE-100-surges-to-highest-level-in-12-months-in-response-to-BoE-s-interest-rate-cut

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Our boy is good at keeping labour unelectable

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When do Rhodies die?

>now [ ]
>soon [ ]
>never [x]

If you don't have a pregnant gf and mini scooter by 15 are you a failure?

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It has been 80 to 100 degrees on the east coast of the usa all summer long britis. is 86 and over hot for you mates?

American's have lost it, they're blaming "shills" and "fake polls" for Trump's fuck ups...

If America falls who takes there place? Will it be China?

fuck anything above 19oc

TOP FUCKING KEK

to be fair.

ignored all media before brexit and called every poll not in our favour rigged.

anything above 5c is hot over here.

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>thread full of literal jew shills and newfags
>nigger theme
Sage and good night.

they are weak

USA has a large conservative population that hates Muzzies

I'm sure Trump can win

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Fuck the heat, its always 90% humidity, no wind and we dont do air con here.

you suffer

>tfw corbyn actually wins

They're being retarded and pouncing on irrelevant shit as if it's the end of the world. Their election isn't for MONTHS yet, anything could happen.

It isn't worth looking at US election threads, it's like looking at brit/pol/ when a poll came out showing remain in the lead or after Jo Who? got killed - it's just an echo chamber of pessimism whenever anything bad happens

i wish them the best of luck.

ive never belived in giving up before the race is over.

shills tried to demotivate before the EU ref.

LMAO this shit is gold

> tfw lived in Zimbabwe before Mugabe went full retard

I rather deal with the heat with AC then bombs from Nazis and Muslims and not in the same order.

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>mfw yanks keep thinking trump will win
>trump going to be btfo by november
>there is not enough meme magic in the world to stop hillary

Saved. Cheers leaf.

The country the sun down not set on and they hate the heat? I guess we know your weakness. That, and the Irish.

This is my favourite picture of David Cameron

No one likes us, lads...

I thought people liked us

Why don't people l-like us?

>Wanting to be liked

Pleb

To be fair we did brutally arsefuck most of the world almost within living memory, we're lucky not to be a smouldering crater right now let alone 'liked'.

No one hates us either. We're one of the least hated nations on Sup Forums despite having the second biggest presence.

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Kek

I'm beginning to suspect he's controlled opposition desu. If the fuckups continue to election day I'll be sure of it.

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>implying we didn't civilise the world
leftie scum detected

>post yfw that was his true destiny

Lads I really want to pin down Laura Kuenssberg and ravish her lovingly.

Movie and cuddles optional but encouraged.

I don't even know...

The British are fucking cool, but some of you would make great cannon fodder. Just saying. I don't know how a country has so many useful idiots, but when push comes to shove you Brits know what to do.

Holy shit, how old are you, 93 years old?

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Why the fuck wasn't there an australian option on there?

Besides, we all know american posters are the worst, or have been since election season properly started.

took forever to get a face that fit

>I don't know how a country has so many useful idiots, but when push comes to shove you Brits know what to do.

That's the problem right now.

There is truth behind the Eternal Anglo meme. We are a very cunning people.

When we are woke we fix it all.

When we're cucked we bring it all down.

> Soon...

Trump will make the world great again
dont hinder it

> Zimbabwe

I was there in the 90s. That's just my favourite Rhodesian flag, before Britain started fucking it over.

He's looking like he's going to lose mate. He keeps making mistakes and this time they're actually hitting him where it hurts.

with that kind of outlook theres no doubt you were remain

I campaigned leave before the first debates, mate. Was knocking on doors and handing out fliers for literally months.

Ofc I want trump to win. I'm just not sure he will.

There's a difference between outlook and convictions. Example:

My conviction was that leaving was the right thing

my outlook was that there were too many cucks so we would lose. Turned out that cucks don't vote so we won.

Sure, I'm pessimistic. But I just don't see how it can be done at this point.

>not enjoying the cognitive dissonance of knowing we built the modern world while also acting like evil hyperjews

A real British man deals in reality, not comforting sanitized children's stories

>Looks like he's going to lose
>Events happening now will affect the way people vote 3 months down the line

Jo Who? Wants a word m8

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What is '#ProjectMurphy'?

Looks fucking stupid

Hahahah that is a good way to look at it. Maybe I'm just Hitchens esque extreme gloom.

Anyways im off to bed night lads.

Night mate, stay comfy

Also OP, fucking slit your wrists and bleed yourself out you silly cunt.

Who makes a new thread at 270 posts? Once again, fucking kill yourself

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This man has so many photos that just blow my mind with how fucking weird he is.

You couldn't be more right. The only thing that makes me sad about Corbyn's rise is that the number of fresh Miliband pictures has dropped off

the other thread was a holohoax clusterfuck

Yeah, shame it's everyone else who's the cannon fodder for us.

>Who makes a new thread at 270 posts?

We were born to conquer and civilise, not be liked by some fag.

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>That depressing face

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Nige has already aged a lot campaigning to get out of the EU
PM would probably kill him.

>work in pub all day during summer
>have to wear all black
>get chef's arse the moment I start my 10-12 hours shift

Please no heatwave, I already had to get my hair cut just to withstand normal british summer

I'm not liking this 'what if' meme desu lads, robot wars-posting is of much higher quality

HURDEDUH, HITLER CLEARLY DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THE JEWS; HE CLEARLY LOVED THEM. HE NEVER TRIED TO KILL THEM - IT WAS ALL EBIL BRITAIN!

You're as bad as the Jews. Now fuck off.

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>scorching 30C temperatures
>scorching
>30C
Fucking pussies.

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Lads what the fuck am I looking at

literally every time

>You must be a Jew because you don't believe in my incredibly stupid, edgy theories.

Holocaust happened - 6 million probably didn't die - Brits didn't torture Hoess to coerce him into saying 6 gorillion died, that's a German 'dindu nuffin' lie.

Most people are probably torn between liking our banter or hating our banter.

>Being this new

>there are literally warmer places on earth haha

>mfw extremely unusual temperatures elsewhere are temperatures i am used to

I understand the JIDF reference, but I can't stand retards in Brit/pol/. If you want to be a fag go post in Trump Gen or some Brazillian niggering thread.

U wot m8?

youtu.be/dc26aTCwyYM?t=43m29s

Lads... this part really gives me the feels (43:29)

anyone going boomtown on thursday?

fuck that hipster junkie shit it's like a concentration camp for wankers

It's a quote from an interview with the British captain in charge of arresting (and torturing) Hoess in a pro-British, pro-holocaust history book. To put it in context, the interviewer and Captain Clarke both didn't think they were doing anything wrong. They were quite smug about it and thought the evil nazi deserved it.

amazon.co.uk/Legions-Death-Enslavement-Military-Classics/dp/1844150429

>"The prisoner was torn from the top bunk, the pyjamas ripped from his body. He was then dragged naked to one of the slaughter tables, where it seemed to Clarke the blows and screams were endless. Eventually, the Medical Officer urged the Captain: 'Call them off, unless you want to take back a corpse.'"

>Jewish Californian historian and Republican Party activist Auschwitz documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=RHzWo79dCHs

i'm only going so i can smash MD and ket with the lads t b h f a m

>Consuming mind altering substances

I can't remember where I read it
maybe here?
But apparently MD will fuck your brain up permanently.

I used to take it a lot and that idea kind of freaked me out, as I'd never thought seriously about the dangers
so just be careful

MD is class though
though often I'd take it after drinking a lot and proper not know where I was or what was going on
rather than feeling all lovey dovey
which was fun in its own way

>being sober to the saddening reality

youtube.com/watch?v=MzCLLHscMOw

>not being sober to the saddening reality

youtube.com/watch?v=BuWr6wPgAPw

>Having to resort to consumption of narcotics to escape reality
>Wanting to escape reality rather than change it