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roasties getting what they deserve Edition

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rhonda worst girl

1st for that jumping lad

he has been dethroned

GRAND
THEFT
AUTO

we see him next episode

What do muffins mean in this context?

for webm requests:
>episode or movie
>time frame or scene
>subtitles or not

What did the Muffin mean when she made this same gesture toward Coop?

I'll post it again since it was so late in the last thread, post Twin Peaks like art.
God I hope so. He's such a cool character idea.

LEWD

>tfw got a boner listening to the audio version of this scene

Anyone ever notice this hand gesture is sorta similar to the one she gives Coop that one time? What could it mean?

And yes I meant the medical exam

Mods are asleep

Let's summon BOB

love muffin or sex muffin

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the black dog runs at night

It didn't seem sexual

>roasties getting what they deserve

I'd like Janey and Dougie lovemaking scene possibly with her giving him a vigorous big boy reacharound

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MR. JACKPOTS

that was shit

WRAPPED
IN
PLASTIC

holy fuck i love new Donna

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Mike and the Arm coming together to say "BOB. I WANT MY GARMONBOZIA (pain and sorrow)" from the end of FWWM please.

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this is fun

MUTNEMOM NWO YM FO YRUF EHT EVAH I

>pleb states Lynch-anything is too confusing
>praises Jurassic World and Marvel's Avengers
>think of this scene reflecting my inner reaction
this actually happened today

What's the point, honestly?

Without sound these webms are shit

The shot from the convenience store in FWWM of inside the guy's mouth as he says ELECTRICITY and/or the Mrs. Tremond's grandson moving his mask and revealing the monkey

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I'm sorry mrs palmer
I am for real
Never meant to let our daughter die
I am possessed by an evil guy

There's a vibrating 12-volt DC outlet in a bunch of your vomit webm scenes for some reason

A N I M I L E

L O I F E

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Not really sounding any worse than some of the actors in this season in the Red Room. I didn't have much of a problem with this in the original series but some of it has been pretty shit this season. But depending on what you want to say it is pretty hard to do and sound decent.

Made this just now for your BOBposting

>yfw you realize wow bob wow is the same thing backwards

Not even memeing its because the lack of the midget.

He was fucking great at it and coached the other actors on set. Now everyone who is doing it is very old and probably has less coaching.

Exactly the way Lynch intended it.

how is this user?

I already have that one, with jumping man at the end

Goddamn it film looks fucking beautiful.
I wish Lynch used it for this season. Those webms look better than anything filmed for S3.

Did you realize it when I said it 2 months ago at these threads' advent?

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>BOBposting

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Thanks friend.
That clip is nowhere on Youtube and I had an odd craving to see it again. Makes MIKE seem a lot more evil than in the series.

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You sound like you're not taking the words apart for their sounds correctly.

More film

I didn't notice that TMFAP connected himself to MIKE until I made that webm, good to see that.

YOU
STOLE
THE CORN!!!
I HAD IT CANNED!!
OVER THE STORE!!

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Part 8 is 2deep4me :(

FROM PURE AIR
I think what he's saying is the spirits are just the natural evils you see every day. They're as primordial as air. Thoughts?

Hahaha
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Suppose you didn't notice that they also combined power earlier in the film when Gerard was gunning down Leland in the truck? [whooping noise] is coming from Gerard's truck while he guns it. It's also heard at another point in the film but you must discover it for yourself.

Donna offered Laura a muffin and Laura called Donna a muffin, then Donna called Laura a muffin. So in this context muffin is referring to muffins.

Imagine being Maddie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Leland, you fuckin' scary, all sexy with your tight smile and horrific monster face. I would totally get raped and murdered by you, both me and my cousin." when all she really wants to do is go back to Missoula. Like seriously imagine having to be Maddie and not only stay in that living room while Leland Palmer flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable spotlight barely concealing his filthy hair and demonic possession, and just stay there, moment after moment, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as BOB tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LELAND PALMER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's not the one who has to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been dreaming of nothing but going back to Missoula (Montana) for your ENTIRE time in Twin Peaks. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his leathery head as he forces it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls it)" expression, the expression he worked so hard for with BOB in the previous months. And then he smashes your head into the wall, and you know you would do anything to go back to Missoula, but you lie there and endure, because you're fucking Maddie. There's nothing you can do. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Yeah, it was the same gesture. Laura was telling Cooper to eat her snatch.

He will, after she takes him home to meet her mom and begin their life together.

Screenshot this.

Wahey there Dougie! :D

>yfw someone mentions Judy

underrated kek

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It's a world of truck drivers.

DoppleCoop is going to be picked up by the truck driver, probably inhabited by a black lodge spirit, from the place where he got shot. That's why he texted the license plate to an unknown recipient: so they could use the same techno-magic we've seen DoppleCoop use to look up the GPS tracking on the truck it belongs to and get a fix on his location, and then use the truck to subdue and capture Ray for interrogation.

Better than S1, S2 and FWWM.

Not as good as the Georgia arch however.

Here's a version worth saving, boys

While he's going down on her her pusy will begin spewing creamed corn all over the place. Cap this.

Not as good as the LAURA FOOT ARCHes

So has Booper actually been working with Jeffries up until now? And why?

>still no (cream corn) edit

Ray is

Sometimes what's important is acquiring things the way Lynch "filmed" (video-recorded) them—without "mother" banging on the door or American Girl sperging out to get in the way of the kinetic flow of Cooper becoming a retard.

Are we certain Ray called Jeffries and not Gerard? MIKE has the most reason to want DoppleCoop dead and BOB back in the red room/lodge.

good lord

The guy to whom Doppel–Cooper thought he was talking in the hotel was Phillip Jeffries explicitly, who stated that he wants BOB back and for the doppelganger to return to the lodge. Has Gerard ever been referred to as "Phillip?" Not that Jeffries has either.

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

Does Gerard have $500,000? Phillip Jeffries has been making Columbia money with Doppel–Cooper for some time.

>Leland kills Maddy
>Leland dies a day later
>entire town shows up at Leland's funeral
>Maddy is never mentioned again

Jeffries is going to be the most disappointing part of the season. Expect either Tim Roth or shitty cgi shenanigans

She went back to Missoula

Eh. It's been a couple years since I binged the series, after which I had one viewing of FWWM, and I haven't seen anything else but the return. To me it seems like Jeffries is getting a bit inflated by the fandom, but that's probably because I haven't seen Missing Pieces or read Secret History or whatever else..

Fair enough, but MIKE and Gerard are more or less interchangeable in all contexts. Since MIKE is implied (outright stated somewhere?) to be more powerful than BOB and BOB currently has access to that drug money, we can sort of infer that MIKE could come up with the money if he wanted.

I mean, Gerard probably doesn't introduce himself to people as MIKE even if MIKE is somehow in control.


Explain the doppleganger thing to me. I know the general concept, but I've never seen Coop's doppleganger as a standalone entity or a mirror version of Coop. I've always thought it was an empty shell molded to look like Coop and piloted by BOB. It seems extremely durable and is repaired by the woodsmen with simple dirt...

Jefferies was American wasn't he? If they were going to replace him why would it need to be an English actor?

Imagine being Special Agent Dale Cooper in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Audrey Horne, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and beautiful angelic feminine face, I can't possibly have sex with you, both the professional and the personal me." when all he really wants to do is tell a joke to Annie Blackburn at the Double R Diner. Like seriously imagine having to be Cooper and not only stand in that room while Audrey Horne flaunts her perfect body in front of you, the harsh lighting hardly hindering her youthful and creamy skin, and just stand there, day after day, hour after hour, while she perfected that smile. Not only having to tolerate her flawless fucking visage but her sweet attitude as everyone in the town tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AUDREY HORNE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her feminine fucking angel face contort into types of sexy looks you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Caroline and Lara Flynn Boyle and later alleged Annie Blackburn for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the FBI in Philadelphia. You've never even seen anything this fucking beautiful before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her buxom breasts as she protrudes them outwards to writhe them suggestively at you, confidently assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be there and revel in her "Virginal (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the FBI director calls for another week at Twin Peaks, and you know you could kill every single person in this town before the Sheriff department could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Coop. You're not going to lose your future FBI director career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>friends want to watch a movie
>I suggest 'The Holy Mountain' and say they won't last 5 minutes
>The film stutters and the immersion is ruined
>The laugh at every fucking shot
>My best friends turns to me and say, 'This movie is very memeable'

At least I have you guys

I mean at this point I don't think it would be too out there to just treat Jeffries as some paranormal entity. You could say he found a new body or something. Though nobody else in the season so far has been recasted I don't think which is what is making me hesitant to think that Jeffries would be.

>Since MIKE is implied (outright stated somewhere?)

In FWWM he combines with his hand and orders BOB to cough up the garmonbozia, which he does.

So Lynch made a full power MIKE stronger than BOB for whatever reason.

I don't like it because all we know of Jeffries (for a fact) is what we saw in FWWM and this wasn't really that much.

And now suddenly he's some big shot that plots circles around BOB on his own with seemingly infinite resources and know-how.

And to make matters worse Bowie is dead so the entire character will be handled in a sloppy way, same as Harry (who's probably gonna croak over the phone)

DELET TSHI

anyone here collect heritage nickels?

You must watch the original series. Everyone who enters the lodge has a doppelganger. The Arm after getting cut off / formed, Caroline, Annie, Laura Palmer, Leland Palmer, Dale Cooper, The Arm after evolving. Hawk explains that you must confront your shadow self there, and will be bested should you face it with imperfect courage. Jeffries might have a doppelganger also. And the Log Lady and Carl if they went there (implied because of their abduction at age 8 inside the sycamore tree ring by a massive shadow-craft w/ fuckhuge lights), and Windom Earle—but we haven't seen these.

Doppel–Cooper was expecting Phillip Jeffries with a distorted voice on the phone, but then seemed to question it. But who was the Jeffries he was expecting? The doppelganger, while original Jeffries is trapped in the time/space loop in Buenos Aires? Buenos Aires is the key. And the coordinates.

Also BOB might be more powerful at the moment because he stole all the corn. Can't tell if Super Saiyan our powers combined MIKE–Arm got it back at the end of FWWM.

Well The Holy Mountain is a meme film so they arent wrong.

You'll grow up one day

I liked the theory about Hawk's heritage being important more since Dougie was in a casino