>be in a nightclub >see a tiny shy looking Asian boi >I just took a shitload of drugs so not shy at all >approach him >"yo boi whats up" as I say grabbing his shoulder >"h-hey man whats up" >ask him if he is here to get pussy, say I can help him >ask him what are his preferences >his eyes suddenly become enlightened: "white women!!" >look him in a smug fashion: "yea no problem Chang.." >immediately approach the cutest Asian girl I see >start talking to her, end up dancing with her, grabbing her ass and making out >meanwhile Chang looks
Hey, sorry Chang bro ;)
John Brown
>didn't fuck the boi bad story
Nathaniel Mitchell
thought you were going to rape him
Jace Williams
That is where I expected the story to go desu
Hunter Allen
is this as bad as leaf posters get?
Jackson Sullivan
Wtf im not gay guys, just wanted to cuck the boi
Evan Stewart
Same here. Thought that he would getnthe boipucci. Maybe Sup Forums is becoming an addiction to me
Evan Moore
no, this is the bottom
Nolan King
You are not real Sup Forumsellectual
Parker Fisher
OP is really bad though >lures you in with a potentially interesting or funny story >actually just a fake story he made to cope with his insecurities/look good in front of other int posters
Zachary Walker
>not fucking chang
Kayden Kelly
What did you expect from a Canadian flag
Ethan Rogers
ice cold
Ryan Rogers
>at house party >go to basement where theres couches and people just hanging out >see girl talking to some goofy looking beta dude >sit next to them >girl initiates contact >subtly compliment her and make her laugh >beta dude is just sitting next to us talking >he ends up leaving sowry dood
Christopher Cruz
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Henry Lewis
reddit would replace OP with Jamal and he'd cuck a white John Smith
Elijah Parker
epic....simply epic...take my humble upvote dear sir..
Eli Davis
How can you cuck someone who has no gf or wife? > n*rmie logic
Jace Robinson
Magnificent post, m'sir. *tips fedora and upvotes*
Cameron Mitchell
Then you should have grabbed the best white ass not an asian one