Be in a nightclub

>be in a nightclub
>see a tiny shy looking Asian boi
>I just took a shitload of drugs so not shy at all
>approach him
>"yo boi whats up" as I say grabbing his shoulder
>"h-hey man whats up"
>ask him if he is here to get pussy, say I can help him
>ask him what are his preferences
>his eyes suddenly become enlightened: "white women!!"
>look him in a smug fashion: "yea no problem Chang.."
>immediately approach the cutest Asian girl I see
>start talking to her, end up dancing with her, grabbing her ass and making out
>meanwhile Chang looks

Hey, sorry Chang bro ;)

>didn't fuck the boi
bad story

thought you were going to rape him

That is where I expected the story to go desu

is this as bad as leaf posters get?

Wtf im not gay guys, just wanted to cuck the boi

Same here. Thought that he would getnthe boipucci.
Maybe Sup Forums is becoming an addiction to me

no, this is the bottom

You are not real Sup Forumsellectual

OP is really bad though
>lures you in with a potentially interesting or funny story
>actually just a fake story he made to cope with his insecurities/look good in front of other int posters

>not fucking chang

What did you expect from a Canadian flag

ice cold

>at house party
>go to basement where theres couches and people just hanging out
>see girl talking to some goofy looking beta dude
>sit next to them
>girl initiates contact
>subtly compliment her and make her laugh
>beta dude is just sitting next to us talking
>he ends up leaving
sowry dood

...

reddit would replace OP with Jamal and he'd cuck a white John Smith

epic....simply epic...take my humble upvote dear sir..

How can you cuck someone who has no gf or wife?
> n*rmie logic

Magnificent post, m'sir. *tips fedora and upvotes*

Then you should have grabbed the best white ass not an asian one

degenerate