Favourite moment?

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For some reason I think of this line too much

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This show got that wisdom.

Love this scene too:

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>Quintessential Costanza kino
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>you're eating onions you're spottin dimes I don't know what the hell is going on

Actually a great jerry line in this scene

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>i can barely see you George

>tfw this is how i watch tv

we can agree that susan was best girl right?

Do you actually have a spotted cow?

hurts bad man

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I like the one where Jerry is outraged by an unusual occurrence

I know the one you're talking about

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Sheitttt this is too true

Apparently the whole cast hated the actress who played her and vice versa.

So close to 100% accuracy.

I legitimately feel like I've been stalling growing up. The internet hasn't helped - a training ground for future man children. I'm getting to the point where I have no other recourse but to cut myself off completely.

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>What's the difference, you're the all time best-seller!
What would you have said?

they didn't hate her

she just didn't have timing with the other cast

that's the reason Larry kept her on the show, so she wouldn't work with George

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When pic related happened I literally(literally) went to hospital from dying of laughter

fucking love that scene with jerry and the glasses too

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>the sea was angry that day my friends

I just realized I'm just like George. Maybe I should start doing the complete opposite of what I normally do too.

I don't remember what this is about.
And did you really?

I've thought about that too as well. Just doing everything opposite just because it's as different as it can get. It would become like playing a character, and maybe that's what it takes.

>If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite, would have to be right
Love this line.

Have you ever tried doing the opposite in real life?

it works but it's exhausting, like most things that lead to success

greentext story?

It actually makes sense. If your life isn't going well, then do the complete opposite of what you normally do. In theory, it should make your life better, right?

Instead of doing bad, do good. I might try it and go outside for once once I buy a pair of shoes

>Love this line.
same. honestly i don't get why people were giving Seinfeld (the person) a hard time about his acting. most of his line readings were on point.

DON'T YOU SEE HE WAS DOING IT TO FOOL LLOYD BRAUN

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who here old enough to remember Larry David doing the voice of Newman before they changed it in the repeats?

I am rubber you are glue.

>Feels nice to be wanted by someone

Use flip-flops or whatever else you got. Looking like a bum, because you are one inside, is kino.

Seinfeld was Seinfeld, I never had any problem with him. What exactly was he supposed to be like instead? He's basically like he is in "real life", isn't he? Mainly comparing to interviews and from Comedians in Cars, obviously not real life him but you know what I mean.

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this is why i hate the internet. damn kids and their nostalgia machines.

Kramer is fucking god-tier.

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>Delicious to meet you

I just now noticed he's biting off pieces of napkin when he's eating the hotdog

season 9 was kinda lame but that's pretty solid for the second to last episode.

Best moment of the entire series:
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is that the episode they don't air anymore because it's offensive to Puerto Ricans?

>I just now noticed he's biting off pieces of napkin when he's eating the hotdog
No he separates the hotdog and the napkin, napkin in left hand hotdog in right, I think you got confused with the white of the bun, I thought he was eating it too first time I saw it.

they aired it, its just never played on syndication

WE HAD A PACT!

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>yeah like I don't know that I'm pathetic

that's what the 'anymore' is about, m8

>why can't I be normal
>yes! me too! I want to be normal! normal!
>it would be nice, to care about someone
>yes! yes! care!
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Seinfeld truly is kino tv

It airs in Australia.

Fucking surprise it isn't banned here with our fruitcake nanny state of a government.