Southerner thread

you have 5 minutes to prove you're a true son of the South

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well im 5 minutes late

well im 20 minutes late

i forgot to take my insulin and now i'm blind

Southern California here. When are we rising again, brothers?

I'm descended from Confederate officers, my great grandfather killed a bear with a knife, and I have just a touch of Injun blood. Those three are the triple crown of being Southern.

My ancestor served with the Army of Tennessee, survived the war and killed a few Union soldiers during it to boot.

i love taco bueno

Y'all'd've

I actually ate breakfast at Waffle House

I am Catholic

i have a wagon wheel half buried in my front yard and a tin star on the front of my house

I don't think blacks are inferior, I know they are.

I burn my trash in my front yard after letting it pile up for months at a time

There's mexicans everywhere and it's hot as fuck outside

One day it was so hot,we had to boil the water to cool it down enough to drink.

heh. I say this.

Dont blame me i voted for jefferson davis

Well yall I was fixing to head over yonder to the Walmart to get a Coke but I saw this thread so I reckon I'll prove I'm a son of the South. I'm a Virginian born and raised, I chew tobacco, own a confederate flag, and shoot my shotgun as often as I can.

Cornbread should be sweet.

That's all I need to hear.

I have spit bottles laying around

my family eats cornbread with maple syrup

Same.

>Born in Altamonte Springs, FL
>Both parents were from Pennsylvania

What am I Sup Forums?

I live here.

it's called chaw you fuckin yank

BBQ sandwiches must have cole slaw

Loose or pouches?

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we cook cornbread on a skillet like pancakes. Soft in the middle, crispy on the edges.

You wouldnt say "I chaw tobacco" regardless. I don't care what you call it I call it chew. I also dip Copenhagen regularly.

Well I'm not a faggot so long cut

Fair enough.

vinegar based bbq

>tfw Yankee in Georgia

It's much better down here.

Hey nice thread you got here. Would be a shame if someone burnt it to the fucking ground.

it's not a verb you faggot, its a noun

you dip chaw, dip is the verb

this man gets it

God bless Dixie

>fucking Dallas has a city flag
>Austin doesn't

Fuck this gay earth

I grew up in a county where only one person voted for Lincoln.

True story: back in like '88 it was 107 degrees here. A couple of down wandered into s corn field,and the corn started popping.The cows were so stupid,they thought the popcorn was snow,and they froze to death.

True story.

There is literally no other way to do it. Cast iron skillet.

How's that? I've literally only lived in spic majority areas my whole life. Don't even know what other white people are actually like.

Marylander here, I had a tobacco farm growing less than a mile away from my school.

You responded to me both times BTW.

Also I'm aware it's not a verb but I said " I chew tobacco" so there's no reason to call me out for saying chew versus chaw. Also where I live we dip is in a can and chew is in a bag so saying "I dip chew (chaw)" doesn't make sense. Just a regional difference let's not argue.

Mayonnaise alotta niggers here.

Forsyth County, GA

Finally,. a decent fuckin explanation for em

i'm a member of the Texas Nationalist Movement.

and i unironically say "i tell you hhwhat"

Das rite.

If you're white, it's great. There are some Mexicans in the surrounding towns but they keep to themselves and actually work. definitely consider northwest Arkansas if you want to move

It's dip, you dip.

Dumping my novelty confederate flags

Ketchup and store sushi is a quality meal

I own like 30 of these

Any jobs open there? Looks comfy.

dankest cope flavor? my favorite is mint. Mix Skoal Peach + Cope straight for a southern tea flavor

my highschool was between a cattle ranch and a hay field. one time the fence fell over and cows were all over the road. i had early release so it was me and some other people trying to round them up back through the fence.

TABASCO
BOILED
MOTHERFUCKING
PEANUTS

I browse oldrow.net

You inbred hicks are just as bad as niggers.

This is a nice license plate

I come from the same city as Albert Einstein

well you live in austin faggot

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I love some novelty confederate flags!!!!!!

Continuing the dump

Interestin combination

Copenhagen Long Cut and Snuff are the best followed by Natural and then Mint. That's my opinion anyway I don't like the flavors so much those first three are pretty much straight up tobacco and very salty.

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!
In Dixie's Land, where I was born in,
early on one frosty mornin'.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!
I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie's Land I'll take my stand,
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter.
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land
Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel,
To Dixie's Land I'm bound to travel.
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land
I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie's Land I'll take my stand,
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!
Away, away, away down south in Dixie!

Have I proved my south ness

Southerners are treasonous seditious traitors to the United States

Yea, that added sugar aint good

Family portrayed flag

Fuck you we made peace

>nation founded on becoming independent
>become independent
>hurr traitors

Eat shit

I've been chewing Redman recently. I need to stop my gums are shitty right now I gotta let them heal.

>tfw took the real redpill and realize Abe was right the whole time and glad he won

Boiled peanuts > Roasted peanuts

>Ohio

What am i

No one wants to see more novelty rebel flags I'll just stop

i love the south

I'm my phone. Lemme upload my Stonewall Jackson appreciation folder

Go on

I like To Arms in Dixie personally

Both sets? Have you tried flushing the system with increased water intake?

Can i get a Yee?

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SO YOU DONE SAID WE WUZ REBELS N SHIT?

Yeee yeee

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Shoot cousin, send me one!

A turkey one time got out of the farm that was literally across the street, and started to hang out in front of the main office. Pretty fucking funny, and the school told kids to leave the bird alone, but didn't really care.

Born in Oklahoma. Oklahomans are in a weird situation where they're too southern to be seen as anything more than a hick to others, and not southern enough to be accepted as southerners by actual southerners.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

southern soldier is my favorite
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This is the end of the paintings I keep saved on my phone

Yeah fuckin right maple nigger. Southerners are the most proud, patriotic mother fuckers on the side of the rock

After loosing in a bloody civil war

>swear allegiance to the US and the flag
>fighting your own countrymen

No better than the "Free Syrian Army"