Because no one else seems to give a shit

Hellblazer Rebirth #1

It was ok until the ending narration.

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inb4 Sup Forums shitposting even though they have never read a Hellblazer story in their lives

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bumpo

think they will bring back his wife from the vertico series?

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>this is the first appearance of Shazam post-Rebirth special

jesus christ how horrifying

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Just what every Hellblazer comic needs. Wonder Woman.

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So Constantines new52 origin is retconned then?

well he does look younger, other than judge dredd he was the only one i could think of that aged while his comic ran.

It's actually really funny how easily Sup Forums is triggered.

Why would Sup Forums shitpost about hellblazer?

>breaking the 4th wall
>"lol do i look like i gib a fuk"
Good to know DC still can't write Constantine properly

Wait what this wasent on comiXology earlier
Did I somehow miss it.

they want da memepool audience

>I have two personalities
>Nicest bloke you will ever meet
>and
>A guy who's fresh out of hecks to give

This is promising so far

Wait is he still bitter over the whole stealing his powers thing.

It is sad

Wait dident the Newcastle chicks soul get sent up to heaven is this a difrent person he fucked over.

Moritat should be drawing porn.

>You can just psychicly work out a demons name
Holy shit that's fucking retarded this issue was good up to this.

Wait is he addressing the reader
This issue started off so well and then went to shit in the last 2 pages.
Then again it's a rebirth special that bit was designed to entice those who have never read hellblazer.

But then again why cant they just use an omniscient narrator why do they treat those like the fucking devil now.

Because John insulted there waifu

Eh I don't really mind it here.
I do hope it does not become a regular thing though

Other hero's in general that is not wondy specifically

Cap where have you been

I think I know what happened here.
They saw the overwhelming positive response to the final issue of his dcyou series and thought cons people want more cons.
So they rushed this to fit in a single issue and rather then building up a proper resolution we got this shit. (Not that there hasent been good single issue cons though)

The 4th wall shit is because as I mentioned here omniscient narrators are apparently something to be avoided

I bet there's an auctual story reason he has been gone

He's been with Cyborg.

Someone replace the fourth panel with lewd text

I dont get this guy's appeal. The Keanu Reeves movie was fucking brilliant and everyone here shits on it while lauding the tv series which was just mediocre

then fuck off

Fuck you

Jesus fuck, this art is awful. What happened to Captain Marvel's face? Why is a toddler dressed as Wonder Woman?

It just got confirmed canon. They referenced the Sam Winchester canon from CONSTANTINE, where John killed his mother with hellfire because of his existence.

God damn this justice league shit. This isnt even subtle, it can work if its very subtle appearances but not shit like stealing shazams powers

Spit doesn't work that way. Even i could have drawn hell to lok like spit better.

I don't mind most of this art but clearly a lot of it is lazy

>big guy

He doesn't even look that tall

Ug. Was pretty on board except the wonder woman shazam stuff then this shit defest of a demon and bad narration voice at the end. I will give it a few more issues of reading but this isn't a buy.

Please DC just take him into his own universe. If you want to cross over you have a multiverse of possibilities

It really wasnt that good and missed the point of Constantine

Can i just hijack this thread for a moment to say, fuck you DC you show krypto in superman rebirth 3 for like three fucking pages then lol nope hes dead again now or atleast in the phantom zone.

Who's Astrid?

This lettering is death.

A lot of the Rebirth books have odd lettering, or at east weirder than normal. I'm not sure why. Wonder Woman probably bothers me the most.

Johns mother died in childbirth in the original run

Astrid? I think that happens later on?
First she ends up in hell then eventually shes saved.
Don't really remember, been a while.

I giggled.

>1988x3056
is that a thing in Britain?

please leave

Well, the art looks like shit, and the colors are somehow even worst
Constantine himself looks like crap, I think I'll skip this one. Thanks OP

I dont think Sup Forums will even notice

Give it a week or two. It'll get posted with just that single panel like the Loki "Ethics in Hammer-wielding" page and people with throw a shitfit.

When the preview was posted yesterday we got a big thread bitching about politics in comics

Thanks

Art looks like shit, cameos were shit, end narration was shit, censoring is shit.
Well, who could have guessed? It's shit.

It happened a few times in the old Hellblazer. Ellis's run, I think.

>I'm shagging a lesbian. Do I get a prize?

That can be interpreted as an inner dialogue.

It can also be interpreted as addressing the audience so that now retards can justify this comic's decision by siting past reference as an excuse for why the comic isn't actually bad but actually good.

Please tell me there's an unlettered version of those three panels. I want that reaction image

>literally casual the post

read a comic

>Rebirth issue
>meant to bring in readers, new and old
>new reader asks question to help him understand what's going on
>tell him to leave

Nice

I auctualy liked the Shazam bit with the powers.
And at least we are getting some proper everybody hates John again from batsons.

In fact I dident mind these pages at all but I do hope they don't go overboard with this sort of stuff.

>THE hellblazer rebirth
WHat
>dc
ow
>dc capes
OOOOOOOOOWWW


yeah thats what i get for not following the news seeing this out the blue and then daring to read.
fuck you dc.

Read issue 11 of the original hellblazer series
The gist of it is John tries to save a little girl but she ends up getting stuck in hell instead without her arm

Yeah john forces a demon to give up the souls of a bunch of imprisoned children.

I hate being a grognard but if it ain't vertigo it ain't shit. its like the vaping of Constantine stories. Like it's not wrong but it's not the same

all of the women in this style have that super thick eyeliner. Makes them all look like goths.

I approve.

That's a child predator face if ever I saw one

It was decent. It takes a few things from the original vertigo run, and it's nice seeing Mercury all grown up. Iirc we never got that in the vertigo run. She and her arc were always one of my favorites. The DC cameo stuff wasn't really cancer if they're insistent on putting him in the DCU proper, they could have done a lot worse.
I'd give this a 7/10

>Init she

Holy shit, they gave him his origin back. He's no longer a ripoff of the Winchesters. Even if this run turns out to be shit, at least it restored his backstory.

So, John used to be in a punk band called Mucous Membrane. They played at a gig in Ravenscar and were there with some hippy friends of theirs. After the gig, John is doing some magic that led to him summoning Nergal, who used to be his nemesis for awhile, who ended up taking Astrid, and tearing her arm off in the process. It's actually pretty fucking horrible, and it landed John in an asylum for a few years.

I don't member what his nu52 origin was

*Remember

That's wrong though. IIRC he was in a Scooby Doo sort of gang, he went to an abandoned spooky house and shit got fucked up. The Nergal part is right though.

I think he had been to the place before with mucus membrane or something then he came back and shit got fucked up.
I will read the issue.

See I'm not a Trump supporter but the fact that nobody cares that Hilary is a fucking criminal bothers me

>I do hope it does not become a regular thing though

Good luck with that. John is going to war with the capes. he enlisted Swamp Thing. This was actually in Geoff's Rebirth Special

> A racist is circling the white house
>Better go home to Britain where people literally voted to leave the EU because they hate brown people

Who fucking wrote this?

Better the racists you grew up with then the racists you have no connection to.