ITT: Describe your sexlife with a Toy Story quote

>it's a little light bulb that blinks

*wheezes*

SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE

USE YOUR KARATE CHOP ACTION

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

You've got a friend in me...

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE PLAYED WITH

YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOY!

"25 cents? woody, you're worth more then that!"

Nobody is getting replaced.

Ride em Bullseye

Years of academy training wasted

...

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY

Oh no not the sheep!

Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?

YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

...

REACH FOR THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IT'S FALLING
WITH STYLE

WE'RE GOING TO JAPAN!

SEE THE HAT? IM MRS NEZBIT.

This is shite .gif

Kinky

I'll never give in, you killed my father!
No, I AM your father!

And I will

Go sailing

No more~

This is for Woody, when you find him ...

You are a sad, strange little man.
And you have my pity.

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!

I DON'T LIKE CONFRONTATIONS

[fingers crossed] MRS Potatohead MRS potatoehead MRS potatoehead...

Best ones

THE CLAAAAAAW!

Hi I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy.

...

"You're mocking me, aren't you?"

I'm too afraid to post "Woody's got wood"

...

DELICIOUS HOT SCHMOES

He tortures toys, just for fun

There's a snake in my boot!

WIND THE FROG