Why do manchildren hate the best Star Wars film?

Why do manchildren hate the best Star Wars film?

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The lighting looks like generic studio bullshit, absolutely no artistic direction in that department.

Obvious b8

Empire had more emotion IMHO. Only time Jedi made me feel was when Vader was talking shit to Luke.

Also Soundtrack was below average performance.
>ANH with excellent original score by John
>ESB expands upon it further without damaging the original style
>ROTJ rolls up and is pretty lame, music for the action sequences is not very compelling, and the musical cues feel very hackneyed.

Vader rolls up, imperial march blasting out again and again. No subtlety or expansion. Must say though that the vocal segment during the final battle with Vader is pretty good though.

It's the weakest of the original trilogy but it's still the 3rd best Star Wars film.

Fucking Fight me

Phantom Menace is better than Revenge of the Sith.

predictable as fuck, empire was fresh because it dared to make the heroes lose

"You love him, don't you?"

"Well, yes."

"Ok. I will call off our intense and exclusive romance."

ha ha ha

1 and 3 are better than this shit.

5 > 3 > 4 > 1 > 6 > 2

Han didn't even love Leia, he was just using her to get over the loss of his one true love

Most movies are better than Revenge of the Sith.

Why do manchildren watch movies made for children?

>Dared to make the hero's lose
Does this count in an episodic saga? Shouldn't this only be a thing if the heroes actually lose by the story's conclusion? As it stands, over the course of the three episodes the heroes do win but the failure in cloud city was inconsequential besides the father son reveal.

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absolutely kino

>why?
Because it's not muh Empire. Manchildren hate fun and can't stop worshiping Empire.

That scene was unintentionally funny. It looks like he's getting beaten up by flying boxes at one point

Did you even watch it?

They have to virtue-signal to their fellow millenials that "they have considered all the films on their own merits", and that they are capable of independent thought, that is, not accepting the common/mainstream/correct opinion of older people that the prequels are uniformly trash and that everything in the original trilogy is better than everything that came afterwards by default.

This is what leads to false power rankings like, for example

IV > V > III > I > TFA > VI > R1 > II

See what happened there? The individual installments of the (current) two main trilogy are all inter-mixed with each other. This creates the false impression among millenials that the maker of the ranking is a man of taste and discernment, who doesn't fall for the boomer/gen-x (correct) conventional wisdom that the prequels are, again, dogshit that millenials had the misfortune to grow up with and thus never know better.

Despite its many merits, Jedi is the least best of the originals. And so it's the whipping boy for millenial trash.

I wouldn't say it's the best Star Wars film, but I love it more than the others (I love the others as well). I remember watching it on vhs so often that it would only work on this one particular vcr due to how worn it was. I get why people wouldn't find it to be the best, but to hate it like some do is inexcusable.

For an example of the millenial trash that I suggested in , right in this very thread, see: Notice the similarity of his comical ranking to the hypothetical one I'd just posted. He hits all the right beats, keeping 5 and 4 at the front end and 2 at the back end to buttress "the credibility" of his list (these are the ones people don't feel free to play around with), instead moving 6, 3 and 1 to make his false point.

This particular sap is a bit bolder than most, putting 3 ahead of 4. one almost feels sorry for him.

It reminds them that Star Wars OT was for kids.

ESB is overrated as fuck. It is a story that requires the viewing of ANH. Also, heroes losing is not new. It wasn't in 1983 and it still isn't in 2017

>trying to start a generation argument
Get the fuck out of here with that shit. You sound like a bitter, old manchild.

I was thinking of this fight scene
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In Empire strikes back

NO FUN ALLOWED!!!!!!!!! ME ADULT!!!!

And that's why you watch the video before you comment.

Ewoks remind them that the movie i* made for children

I don't get it either. I hated the Ewoks when I was a kid though but I'm glad they included them now that I think about it.