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Staying in bed edition.

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Nth for sharp teeth

NO CHUTEBOIHUGPILE INSIDE A SPACESHIP

also woke up at 12pm, so my sleep isnt totally fucked

Just got out of bed

Heretic.
Go back to bed.

Nth for cold weather

How many of you dirty weebs have actually been to Japan?

No, make me
Want some of that right now
Not me

I have been to Japan
In my dream once :3

D-do you want some tits?
I thought y-you didn't like that stuff

*chains you to the bed*

Where's my part 5 damn it

Who is gonna win the australian open?

I haven't, but I'm not rly a weeb desu

what part 5?

No not tits, tits are gross
I meant cold weather
Gets up anyway and takes the bed with me

JoJo Part 5

You almost made me worry eheh

you can also overdo it with trying to achive true comfyness...ยจ
you dont need your bed everywhere

puffy vulva

Ew, I'm having a bad anxiety attack. If it doesn't clear within 20 mins I think imma need to take a Benzo :|

Yes I do, the bed is my friend
Hope it clears up soon
Are you feeling anxious about anything in particular?

You alright?
Do you get these often?

Get well soon

Alright I'm gonna head to bed
Bye bye

Would unironically like a cisco switch for my birthday

Goodnight, sleep well?

Goodnight buddy.
Sweet dreams.

good night italo

>Are you feeling anxious about anything in particular?
Just general life stuff. Like how I need to go to the doctors soon hahaha
Depends, sometimes I can have them very frequently. Usually only once every few weeks though. I mediated through, which helped to reduce the intensity, so I should be able to avoid acute medication.
Sleep well

>Just general life stuff. Like how I need to go to the doctors soon hahaha
haha yeah I get like that sometimes (obviously not to the sane degree as you) being a functioning adult can be scary sometimes

Yeah, I know everyone gets like this sometimes lol. Being an adult is scary in general.

and whos to blame?
hint: its the jews

Fuck just spilt coffee on the carpet

I guess you just get used to it

>just spilt coffee on the carpet
strange, i just had a fap and now in my room it smells like coffee

>Spilt coffee
Hopefully it doesn't stain

wew just done a small nap.
Laying in bed really must've tired me out.

Alright enough being lazy.

>Alright enough being lazy.
he says, gets up just to fall on his bed again

No, no, I'm gonna go have a shower.

Just took the dog for a walk, as usual I wanted to get in the water but didn't

Hmmm...
I got on it real quick with a dirty shirt so that soaked it all up
Get back to bed mister

One of these days you will go in the water...
I truly believe it.
>Get back to bed mister
I can't spend the entire day in bed, well I could but I don't want to.

yall niggas is gay

Well today I didn't go in the water because I had jeans on, I could have taken them off but on my underwear I have an image of a worm on a hook with "girl bait" written underneath, so I'd rather people didn't see that
no u

Yeah I understand you not wanting to show those at the beach, the bait will attract far too many girls and you'll be crushed in a frenzy

Nothing gay about touching dicks, I bet you like girls you homo
>underwear I have an image of a worm on a hook with "girl bait" written underneath
Holy fuck that's hilarious, I want a pair desu.

gonna sleep now goodnight everyone

Nightie night bunny.
Sweet dreams.

Sleep well

I slept in

*responds*

yes, It's best for everyone if I keep my pants on
goodnight
good afternoon, was it a good sleep in?

Lazybones.

>was it a good sleep in?
better than average

Stop!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I was 20 minutes late to work and my boss gave me a stern look when I walked in.

I'M SORRY DANIELLE I HAD TO BUY BREAKFAST!

>I HAD TO BUY BREAKFAST!
???

Well, you are up now!

*keeps going*
Oh I also forgot a good morning, so
Good morning.
And a good morning to you too.
What did ya get for breakfast?

I WOKE UP LATE SO I BOUGHT A CHOCOLATE CROISSANT AND THE LINE WAS LONG AAAAH
A chocolate croissant desu :3

>I WOKE UP LATE
So you weren't late because you had to buy breakfast, but because you woke up late.

N-no. I woke up late so I had to buy breakfast. If the line wasn't long I would have got in on time desu.

Why the fuck are you buying breakfast?
Ever heard of Muesli before?

>Muesli

>hes talking about Muesli again

CAUSE IT TAKES ME LIKE 10 MINUTES TO EAT CEREAL AND I DIDN'T HAVE THAT!

M U E S L I

But you have time to stand in line
Thanks, now I want KFC

O A T S

Hello qts.

Hey matey, how's it going?

Yes hello.
How are ya?

Alright. Just had a shower, now I am laying in bed under the fan.

me on the right

Sounds comfy, I'm guessing it's really hot over there
I hope you like getting your eggs licked

LUNCH TIME FOR MEEEEE
I-I was hungry desu.

I'M EATING A CHEESE AND BACON ROLL YAY!

>I hope you like getting your eggs licked
please lick my eggs more sir

Just got a large thing of onion rings from bk, haven't had these in years

Okay

>large thing of onion rings from bk
j-just that?

>Tfw no cute lesbian friend

Yeah, that'll be enough for lunch

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You went all the way to bk to get some onion rings? You didn't even get the $5 insane value of a summer stunner meal?
You are dead to me

Aren't you going to get a cheeseburger or something?

BK is serious business huh.

But I don't want a summer stunner meal, I wanted onion rings, so I got onion rings
Nah,

Just got a coffee and managed to made small talk, normally I can't make small talk to save my live

Small talk with male or female?

>doing small talk
fucking normie

with a female while she made my coffee
no u

is australia like the song thunderstruck by ac dc ?

Yeah, Australia is pretty shit

No it's like "Highway to Hell"

Hellllllllo, 10:06am here and only got out of bed 30 mins ago, did I do good?

how bizzare

No, that's a kiwi song

Good work buddy, any plans for the rest of the day?
Well I take back what I said, Australia's not as shitty as acdc

Going to the gym soon and then driving an hour to pick up my buddy after he's sold his car - bit of a busy day in my books

Wow that sounds like a bit of a drive, does your mate live a ways away or is traffic a cunt where you are?

Done my chores for the day.

Good work, time to relax

Tamagotchi. Haha

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Good job matey
Crack open a beer you alcoholic

Dumb Neneposter

Nice desu