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real toil tours

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2005: the photo

Toilberg! Is it... over?

>At long last. No weekend lasts forever, my runt.

I see... only toiling.. before... me...

Solid

the gf

ask not for whom the bell tolls

toil tomorrow

have edu-toil work to do that i havent started because i cbf

is this kaceytron

the 21st century white woman
youtube.com/watch?v=Br8QO4bSGc8

will still be a NEET tomorrow

the beauty of being a depressed wageslave is I no longer fear WW3.
Bring on the nukes. At least I could sleep in.

lads i just realised life on mars and ashes to ashes were technically an isekai

>thrown out of school
>no qualifications
>bummed around for 4 years
>do college
>get nothing
>get toil
>make my way through experience
>on £30k

How does this make you feel nerds? I did literally nothing and just found suitable jobs with space to grow and improve my skills and look for higher salaries and I got it. Been through 5 jobs in 7 years and here I am, on 30k a year. Are you annoyed?

fucking HATE how every Sunday the toilers start crying

same. will quite enjoy the NEET toiling this week

bedtime in 6 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=fXpfdq3WYu4

>on 30k a year. Are you annoyed?

why would I be annoyed about that? it's a literal pittance

What job

We're all gonna make it lads. *sees his happy future life while oding like in that one doujin* *dies*

Shut the fuck up you retard you need a job role specifically at Rolls to know whether I'm telling the truth? You must be very well acquainted with the company! And then in subsequent posts you prove you have absolutely no idea what the company does anyway. What does it even matter if a moron like you believes it or not? Would I be bothered to convince a fucking downs syndrome child? Don't talk to me

LOVE the feeling when you solve a complicated math problem

could have been a quantum engineer but i went to the wrong interview

no but it might as well be

literally just broke up with the gf lads

now i have to interact with the public again and maintain a facade of normality long enough to ensnare another attractive women before slowly letting the mask slip until she realises that i'm a piece of shit haha wahey

typical right wing BBC propaganda

basically same here

i dropped out of uni and got a sales job at a tech company that has now made it big and now im a "business development specialist" making 85K

STEMFAGS can blow me lmao

l'm on 32k and can't even afford rent and bills

kino(s)

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found the child

doxxable info

think my email just got hacked

What do you do mate?

good post

Shut the fuck up you retard you need a job role specifically at Rolls to know whether I'm telling the truth? You must be very well acquainted with the company! And then in subsequent posts you prove you have absolutely no idea what the company does anyway. What does it even matter if a moron like you believes it or not? Would I be bothered to convince a fucking downs syndrome child? Don't talk to me

theguardian.com/global/2018/jan/21/double-first-the-twin-sprinters-with-the-tokyo-olympics-in-their-sights

willy's doing a big think over this

five minutes and i'd better be getting ready for bed

rate me and my besties

>27% of young people in California are 'gender non-conforming'.

well shit

based oceania staying hte same

the gf just told me she was in love with an anime character as a child

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I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAFRICA

whites are dying out and twitter is loving it

Were the people who were interviewed all in San Francisco? Cause I was never asked.

>theguardian

@84642968
>no evidence

do not reply to my posts ever again

shan't be wasting more words on a child who thinks his tale about a 27 year old engineer on 100 grand in the uk is believable

Seriously hope that some empty Anglo colony like Canada or Australia will close the doors for non-whites so that us folk have somewhere to escape to when Europe gets overrun by a billion niggers.

>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH
>ME LIEK WILDFIRES
>ME LIEK PAYING TAXES TO SUBSIDIZE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
>ME LIEK DESTROYING WATER ECOSYSTEMS OF ENTIRE SOUTHWEST USA
>ME LIEK CHAINING CHILDREN TO BED
>ME LIEK 36% WHITE
>ME LIEK GUAC ON ALL MUH FOOD
>ME LIEK NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK SWIMMING IN TURDS AND SEWAGE FROM TIJUANA
>ME LIEK SPENDING 20% OF MY LIFE SITTING IN TRAFFIC
>ME LIEK PAYING EXORBITANT MONTHLY RENT
>ME LIEK EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE
>ME LIEK HOLLYWOOD
>ME LIEK HOMOSEXUALITY
>ME LIEK TACOS
>ME LIEK ECONOMICALLY RESTRICTIVE REGULATIONS
>ME LIEK SWEATING ALL THE TIME
>ME LIEK DROUGHTS
>ME LIEK EARTHQUAKES
>ME LIEK MUDSLIDES
>ME LIEK MEXICAN DRUGS
>ME LIEK FEDERAL JUDGES WHO UNDERMINE THE PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE COUNTRY
>ME LIEK HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK PISSING AND SHITTING IN CITY STREETS
>ME LIEK MENTAL ILLNESS AND DRUG ADDICTION
>ME LIEK SUPERFICIALITY
>ME LIEK HAVING ZERO AMBITIONS AND GET HIGH ON BEACH ALL DAY
>ME LIEK COLLEGE STUDENTS RIOTING AGAINST CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH SO I MOVE AND TURN DEMVER, BOISE, ETC. INTO MINI CAWEEFIRNYEAHS
>ME LIEK BEING MOST HATED US STATE
>ME LIEK BEING IN THE EPICENTER OF CULTURAL DECLINE AND DEGENERACY
>ME LIEK HARBORING MILLIONS OF MEXICAN RECONQUISTAS
>ME LIEK GIVING MONEY TO MEXICANS SO THEY CAN SEND IT BACK TO MEXICO
>ME LIEK HIV/AIDS
>ME LIEK MEXICAN GANGS AND CARTEL
>ME LIEK MASSIVE LEVELS OF INCOME INEQUALITY
>ME LIEK TRANSGENDERS
>ME LIEK PEDOPHILES
>ME LIEK JURIES THAT FIND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO KILL PEOPLE INNOCENT
>ME LIEK TRANSPLANTED PALM TREES THAT BECOME BRITTLE
>ME LIEK WHITES ARE MINORITY
>ME LIEK NO FAULT DIVORCE
>ME LIEK DRACONIAN SMOG LAWS
>ME LIEK CULTURAL MARXISM
>ME LIEK FORCED VACCINATIONS FOR KIDS
>ME LIEK GMO'S
>ME LIEK CHEMTRAILS
>ME LIEK FUMIGATION, PESTICIDES, HERBACIDES, FUNGICIDES AND TOXIC WATER
>ME LIEK PAYING ALMOST 40% INCOME TAX
>ME LIEK CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE
>ME LIEK INCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNIA

HOWLING, £30k up north goes further than £75k in london

stay jelly

how the fuck is africa going to outbreed china and india

>Are you gender non-conforming?
>What? Uh, I guess.
How I imagine your totally real totally epic survey was taken.

>out of shape
>21-24 years old
>could've done better in uni if they just werent so lazy about it-- still feel guilty about it
>have a very standard haircut, no one can even tell when it gets cut
>cant grow a full beard so either have light stubble or completely bald shave
>wank 2-3 times a day
>still live with parents, spend most of your time on the computer
>have slowly became less social year after year

might apply for Mcds
better than NEET life I guess

made £300 on cryptocoins last month alone, suck it wagies lmao

tbf half of these apply to most of the States

It doesn't surprise me. They are built for the track .Theres plenty of research on African genetics that explains the higher ratio of successful track athletes from that part of the world. I would imagine they are from the Carribean and therefore of West African descent which is renowned for sprinting/shorter distances champions whereas East Africa is known for longer distances . There body shape alone tells you that they are in with a shout.

good post

bad post

dad met my mum in uni

petrified i might finish uni without having found true love
seems like being single past the age of 25 must be DIRE

wud u giv blaire white sum fuk?

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dumb people have babies when conditions are poor

>Simon from the inbetweeners is 35 years old

better get his wage slip since i'm making it up to seem cool! he's a project leader on rolls new aircraft engine and earns half his money just by being "on call" by keeping his phone on all night and being constantly available. the reality of this is so distant from your reality that you can't even believe it. so you pretend it can't be true on the internet.

still being a virgin after uni is a HUGE red flag for girls
especially if you lived in halls

>they ask me
>where the hell I'm going
>at a thousand feet
>per second

feel the same yet i know its inevitable that i will fail

>It doesn't surprise me. They are built for the track .Theres plenty of research on African genetics that explains the higher ratio of successful track athletes from that part of the world. I would imagine they are from the Carribean and therefore of West African descent which is renowned for sprinting/shorter distances champions whereas East Africa is known for longer distances . There body shape alone tells you that they are in with a shout.

alri billy nomates

>economically restrictive

*is one of the biggest economies in america*

i'd go for burger king, doesn't smell as bad as mcd

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why would a girl ever know you're a virgin

this bothered me more than i thought it would

t. Missouri

wew
also he's apparently engaged to the peng actress who played his gf

>/fit/
>25
>didn't go to uni
>have a buzzcut, so true i guess
>been clean shaven forever
>cut down to once a day
>buying house in april
>not really social

hmmm

I want to fuck her silly.

fake

one hit wonder

If you have to ask, you're a virgin.

niggas iffy ugh

yeah but to be fair he wasn't an actual teenager when they were filming the show

my peers are at uni having the times of their lives, making connections and growing as humans while i am toiling away in a call centre or spending all my time alone in my childhood bedroom.

my life was a mistake.

post some nice latin phrases you can chuck about to make you sound smart

caveat emptor - buyer beware
post hoc ergo propter hoc - X happened before Y therefore X caused Y

remember that nonce who fancied hermonie in the first film even though he was considerably older

Hate Trump and his faggot followers.
Hate Buzzfeed.
hmmmmmmmmmm

doing a ponder on who my rooting interest will be

they can smell your virgin smegma

same

the law has been passed
the gf may no longer listen to vlogs NOR netflix without using headphones
this is the law of the land

no yank nasal accents
no yank uptalk
no yank vocal fry
none shall reach my ears
For I am free, but not alone
alone I am not, In my hatred... my burning hatred
OF YAAAANKSSSS

Pretty much me but I never went to Uni and I only wank once a day on average.

unfunny soyboy cunt, genuinely hope he kills himself next time instead of whining about it for ladbible

how old are you laddy? why are you working in a call centre?

quod licet Iovi non licet bovi

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