Contest of Champions #10 storytime - the final chapter

So! Whoever's responsible for ripping Contest of Champions still hasn't done it, despite it being the final issue. So I got tired of waiting, and I'm gonna storytime it using Comixology screencaps. You all ready?
If you need to get caught up, here's all the previous issues:

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You are a saint, OP.

No prob, bob. Just wish I had a 4chaPass.

You're a cool guy lad.

Fuck. You ever have a post only half finish before the autotimer reaches 0?

I don't want the ride to end.

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Just doing a community service.
I would've liked a few more issues of heaven too, but this is a hell of a way to go.

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Fights on Fight Planet in the Fight Dimension.

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Fighting in the Fight Dimension versus Punches from the Punch Dimension. Who wins?

I appreciate how much Frank looks like Jake.

the readers

Goddammit its ending? Too soon.

MUH LIBERAL POLITICS MARVELKEKS RRREEEEEE

Cap's shield probably isn't all that useful but it looks pretty cool.

Fights have kicking, stabbing, shooting, biting, etc, AND punching. No contest.

Huh. Didn't realise that filtered. Does it also apply to just "cucks" on its own?
Correct answer, my friend!
Yeah, it's tragic. Wish we could've got another two issues to stretch things out a little more.

>No contest
I'm choosing to assume that pun was intentional.

Oh my god, Punisher is reasonable. Da funkinwagle?

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Stark, you madman.

Well, this is Nigel. They may not be friends, but Frank at least trusts Nigel enough to let him be the British Punisher.

Stark you piece of crap! Should not have expected less from a Civil War themed Iron Man

I told Tony to rig an election and he actually did it, the absolute madman.

Why didn't Tony just undo Stamford at that point? Think we'd all appreciate Civil War to be undone.

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jesus will someone just kill him already

FRANKED

> Down to Punishment Town
pfft

Well that just makes me sad.

He's a Hulk, man. Looks like he's the Green Scar, but even smarter. Even if they got Monica to liquefy his brain he'd probably heal.

This Tony seems to be an egomaniac.

just bring the proper (616) Sentry and see how that goes now

;__;

Few can withstand the tragic DOUBLE FRANKING.
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and there's few powers more absolute than the Reality Stone.

there are humble tony's out there in the multiverse?

Lawd Ewing!! Chill with the twists!! I'm getting a heart attack here!

I like Stick.

I WANT MY HAAAANDS BACK

Oh shit son, it's going down!

So Nigel saves everybody. By thinking about his cat.
Wotta hero.

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Hey Zoidberg

Return to Battleworld when?

I love Ewing more than ever.

>FRANK THE FRANK

I'm so happy Sentry is so happy...

British Punisher is best Punisher.

And that's that. It was good while it lasted, eh? Really feckin' good.
I'd advise you all to buy the trade when it comes out, just to increase the chances of us getting more like this from Ewing in future.

I honestly did not see that coming.

holy shit

But punch people are from a dimension of PURE punch. No single fight can match that.

Incidentally, I really want to see more of this team in future. "The Outlaws" would be a pretty great team name, huh?

So this...
is the power...
of compressed storytelling...

It's sad that they couldn't go for 12 issues, but it was fun.

this

AoS Sentry is purest one there is

The Sinister Six trying to fight a team including Sentry, Ms Marvel and Invisible Woman

Great ending.

Damn not a single member of the Collector's team ended up dead

Maestro really did make the best selections

Says you, everyone knows that the kick dimension is better anyway.

I hope they get a team book.
>the name Champions is already taken
It feels like Marvel is purposefully working against Ewing sometimes.

FUCK!! Give me a Yorkshire heroes ongoing! Please! Geez that was one hell of a finale.

The fight dimension clearly envelops the punch/kick/shoot/bite/etc dimensions though. Therefore the Punch dimension is only a fragment of the Fight dimension, meaning it only has a fragment of power by comparison.

I hope we see as many of these guys as possible in future. Outlaw, Guillotine, White Fox, Maestro... I just want a bunch of ongoings, with Ewing writing them all.
And so it's goodnight from me. Hope you all enjoyed the =CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS=.

The skull on his shirt was replaced by a heart

Wtf

>European Avengers
>The Outlaws
I'd buy it

Wait so Ares is alive? (please god yes)
Is this the post Secret Wars Universe?

Can't trick the Stick.

Frank approved.

Thanks for the storytime, OP.

Ultimates and superhero squad

he altered history so that he used nonlethal ammo from day 0, the heart represents his (relative) pacifist beliefs, as opposed to the lethality of the skull

I didn't expect Stick to survive and was not sure about Ares

Isn't Euroforce the european avengers?

I really really like a plot where Tony goes mad trying to revert every death that happened on 616.

Nice battleworld has it own characters.

A Sue and Tom foster and a age of sentry sentry and a spiderman and Carol and A Black widow.

Ultimate Tony was such a fucking bro.

He was taken away from Elysium at the beginning of the series, and seemingly decides to stick around the living at the end, so yeah.
Also yes, this is post-Secret Wars

No problem. Thanks for being such a great audience! I had a lot of fun bantering with you. Don't get that in storytimes too often.
Why stop at just one Eurovengers team? America has, like, 5.

Yep. Maestro is a survivor of Doom's Battleworld

Yes. Stick and ares are alive.

Went full Britcuck.

Ares is alive again. Now to see if anyone uses him or remembers.

constantine?

>Ares is officially back from the dead, and so is Stick
>We actually got interesting stuff with Gullotine and White Fox
>There is a possibility that, when time calls it, Heroic Sentry and Bill Foster could be back as well thanks to the events in here.

I'm so glad things turned out for the better in almost everything and based Ewing delivered.

Hopefully we get a new team book with these guys soon.

I get what and how it happened.

But why a heart? Thats such a terrible look

Well. it's not like the Zeitgeist is till around to murder superheroes in europe and south america anymore, might as well start up a bunch of teams to deal with euro problems.

That's true, but they haven't appeared in a comic for years. That would be a great team to relaunch imo, but it's not going to happen.

I wonder if the Daredevil book will reference the fact that Stick is alive again

Ewing will use him, he'll find someplace to squeeze all of the characters into.

Holy shit, it's Zoidberg

He doesn't kill anymore, the heart shows that he's a big softy.

I like the pirate look myself.

I fucking love this series.

DC has it. Wasted on Lobdell's fucking terrible Red Hood books.

Please for the love of god, we need a team series going for them. It's sad the name Champions can't be used because it would have been a great call back to how they were formed. Also, Stick's back, imagine how they evolve him with the team. Just hoping they return at this point, with Al Ewing in the saddle of course.

I hope Ares gets used in the Gamora ongoing as a ally to her.
I think there personalities would fit together plus Marco Checchetto drawing Ares is a dream of mine.

Civil Warriors is a decent team name

Truly, Nigel is Sup Forums, then. Saving all realities, despite being a misanthrope, due to love of his cat.