/bb/ Big Brother 19

Based Quadrumvirate Edition, AKA The Holy Tetrarchy

HOH: Cody
Veto: alex
Nominations: jillian, xmas

Temptation:josh got the golden apple (safe for the week)
Temptation #2 : Paul won the fan vote and is safe for 3 weeks. Cody tried to nom him and he had to reveal it

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>first for cute

>Based Quadrumvirate Edition, AKA The Holy Tetrarchy
reddit: the thread

Hey, fuck you buddy

keep biases out of OP

you would need to replace cody and jason with dom and christmas

Label these as fucking generals
Also dont spread to other threads. Keep tumblr contained here

what faggot is spreading to other threads? I want to make fun of them for being a faggot

paul bashing bb17

paul bashing frank the tank

And going out in the famed 5th place spot along with Austin "BareFoot" Matelson, will be Josh The Big Cuban Mix Martinez

FRANK IS A LEGEND YOU FUCKING MANLET

the manlet is jealous because Frank is tall, loved, and girls like him.

>make fun of Alex for watching the Sims lets plays
>not realizing that is more or less what we're doing in these threads

respect the comp beast.

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>paul calling other people annoying

thats rich

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Recalling when Michelle got her HOH gives me PTSD

Frank called him a little gingerbread man to his face lmao

alex has a youtube channel
youtube.com/channel/UCXDQ2h7jnVqDFVljcPMoCqg
and a strange obsession with the sims

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Frank is proof that only retards set out to win every competition

>rat is telling showmances that good strategy was to get rid of showmances
they will not comprehend that

without battleback it would have been a fine move

>Paul got the elder wand

of course this faggot did

cody looked pissed, jessica nervous and elena annoyed

>Jess is a harrypotterfag

kek

I believe that the reason this crop of houseguests is so stupid is because they get so readily into showmances

le fat clown face

literally nothing wrong with that

>Kevin: they're constantly talking about other seasons. It's stupid

BASED

>early camera 3 as always on a panda
someone is thirsty

oh yes kevin annoyed with paul bragging on his season

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everyone else is in the kitchen

>Whistlenut and Kev opening talking game

based

based shot

This is kino

being retarded isn't based

get out

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raven a cute

"no"

>UGotFag is a Ravenfag

More reason not to like her

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oh look reddit can't even get it right

aggrofag is the xmasfag

more reason he is not special

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project more

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in the coming weeks we will have daily morning yoga with alex and cody while jess screeches from home

>be the only veteran to return in big brother
>talks shit about frank
big brother fans will defend this

How can Jess compete?

Cutting off the disease from himself despite the pain, as is his duty

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by putting her tits in his face

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Anything i missed today? Is xmas still going?

wew

I don't care, Jillian is cute and sweet, haters can shut it

devin came in dressed up like a nurse and took her out

Xmas is gone

yes

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unless this happened Jillian is donezo.

She was a bit of a cunt when she got immediately pissed about Megan leaving because it disadvantaged her

Megan could have fucking an heroed in the diary room and she did not give a shit

>next HOH comp is: "jerk off paul looking him straight in the eyes"
>first to cummies wins

>unless

>Paul has 3 weeks safety
>diamond veto
>elder wand

are you fucking kidding me?!

>Megan could have fucking an heroed in the diary room and she did not give a shit
you should never give a shit about that

Megan an heroing would benefit everyone in the country

Lel, could be worse.

Also, Cody is so fucking chill offering to everyone to go to HOH room if they need to chill and hide from people

>reddit spacing
>phone poster

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>kevin trying to ramses less of a gay black bitch
>wahhhhhh noooooo

votes for Jill
>Paul
>Raven
>Matt
>Elena
>Mark
>Dom

votes for Xmas
>Jess
>Kevin
>Alex
>Whistlenut
>Ramses

swing
>Josh

>Paul: I have a racing thing in my car where
yeah Paul racing thing. cool you sure know a lot about that car your mommy bought you

nobody cares

lol a steam room

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this is worthess, everything is going to change when Paul talks to Jason

>nobody cares

says the guy watching the paul cam

nobody cares what you think the current votes are you stupid fucking faggot.
>think
>current
it doesn't fucking matter, nobody cares

>think

I don't think those are objective facts based on the current feeds

you just said think again. nice reddit spacing

is mark bi?

This is a little unfair desu, Paul has previous experience winning these kind of comps.

>the fanciest restaurant we went to when i was a kid was mcdonalds. we went there once a month. i didn't know we were poor

>I don't think those are objective facts based
thanks for agreeing with me

>tipping

>he tips

>samefagging

sure

is

reddit

in here

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ur not speshul

>grow up broke
>serve your country for 15 years
>get sent to a desert of jihadis to fend for your life
>hook up with a boot chaser while on leave and she leaves you like all marine gfs do
>left with a daughter that you dedicate your life to keeping happy
>get invited to a show you've been a fan of and get excited it will help pay bills to fix your truck
>play hard to take out the biggest target in the house week one
>get cockblocked by production rigging
>entire alliance leaves you
>thousands of cat ladies call you a racist bigot and try to get you fired from your job

JUST

nice photoshop

cody's mom sounds like good people
>work nonstop shitty jobs most of your life
>don't share stress with your son, so he doesn't know you're poor
>take him out to a treat meal at least once a month
>helps strangers

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