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poo

hate racists
hate americans
love life
simple as

need a qt gf to cuddle

got £1500 in my bank account

nigger

How do I get a hold of Modafinil

too much coke fries your brain and gives you yank tier intellect

Can't believe we have non readers ITT, how do you literal mongs even dress yourselves lol

tfw

yanks are smart

just took me 6 attempts to put usb cable in the right way

Dave

Going to have cake tomorrow with the lads and (and one lad's gf)

*takes my cable*
*looks at it*
*plugs it in correctly*

hey that was easy

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cease this gimmick

My dad said I had to get a job, go back to college or he'd kick me out. So I went to a different college for a year where I held hands with a girl then eventually gf's a second girl, crazy times. That relationship lasted three months and she was the last friend I've had for about elven years now.

Hiya

You say Descartes-I say Molyneux

You say Kant-I say Millennial Woes

You say Wittgenstein-I say Sargon

You say Hegel-I say Lauren Southern

You say Aristotle-I say MILO

You say Philosphy-i say? shut the ---- up

You say Books-I scream YOUTUBE!!

You say Aquinas-i ------- punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to books.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real youtubers,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF THE ALT-RIGHT DIE

reckon you'd survive if society collapsed? I know I wouldn't

All my friends at uni are girls and they all go off and do girly things together

what does that have to do with british culture though?! i mean, i post constantly about yanks but that's different!! i'm a fucking moron!b hahahahha

Hello "safe" friend. Do they change in front of you too?

oxford bender

ALL MEN ARE PERVERTS AND YOUR TIME HAS COME
*drops mic*

for £1000 you could get 222 big mac meals
eat big macs for just under 2/3rds of a year
yummy!

hmmm

>forgot the good post I was saving for the new thread

Fucks sakes

Want to believe this is bait, but I have an inkling that someone, somewhere has unironically typed this

damn, Jerusalem was built on England's green and pleasant land, wasn't it?

>what does that have to do with british culture though?! i mean, i post constantly about yanks but that's different!! i'm a fucking moron!b hahahahha

i created the Dave gimmique

yeah would just loot the dairy near my house for timtams and ginger beer and live off that for a bit

ahhh yes, hollywood

Started jamming out and singing Want You Back today and then realised I used to date one of the girls I was with haha hope she didn't read into that as much as I would

I'm not sure friend, perhaps another fellow 'unilad' could let us know where we can purchase such substances

this song makes me unreasonably sad for some reason, think I miss the ex haha

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reckon if I was on my own I'd have a chance but my family would drag me down. mam and sister are fucking useless cunts

Yeah
I've played fallout New Vegas mate

listened to 'mellon collie and the infinite sadness' for the first time since i was about 15 today
good album

Natalie Portman has revealed how she experienced “sexual terrorism” when she was 13 after a fan sent her a “rape fantasy” and critics discussed her “budding breasts”.

siamese dream > mellon collie x

were you in the plug.dj last night

maybe on my own but I live in New Jersey and I'd have roaming bands of blacks and working class Catholics raiding me

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*nails the words "willy poo bum wank" repeated 95 times to my church door*

Meanwhile her country of birth carries out actual terrorism all the time

nah

it was just an ad hoc argument right hahahahahahhahaaaahah

pretty sure Conan O'Brien hit on her worse when she was on the show when she was like nine or whatever

>be woman
>lad gives your left cheb a cheeky squeeze
>entire world shatters, have to go to therapy, life ruined
weak runts

hmm
nah

>budding breasts
think i'm gonna go watch leon the professional again

If a woman wears a strap-on in lieu of having a real dick, is that an ad-cock solution?

The Hibernians control Hollywood.

love third world immigration

yanks are genuinely so shit in general these days

every day if i fancy coming online i have to deal with the daily whinging about racism, sexism, diversity, drumpf, trannies all that shit

turned into a nation of boring whiny cunts

trans women are not women

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why's dave chappelle's standup great but his show was this weird, heavily sexualized, white humiliation cuckfest? were his writers Jewish perverts?

perverted freak

can't be real
that's so fucked up

>somalis
literally the nigs of nigs

>have to create an account
can't be fucked

ah yes, british culture

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more of a /cum/ related question iih

the mental image of some ayyy lmao looking somali being wrestled by doctors while trying to shag a woman in labour is too funny

you are loss mate

ah yes, the famous british comedian, dave chappelle

lol you have the intellect of a child

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>women are not women

Know this girl likes me but I can't find the courage to ask her out. We're in the same circle of friends and it would genuinely destroy me to be rejected hahahaha.

learned how to solve a new type of problem lads

>there is only one anti-yank poster
typical yankified spastic

always astounded by the stupidity I see when I go on Sup Forums
they have less self awareness than the commenters on express articles

just got the bevvies in

shouldn't you be bitching about star wars on Sup Forums

If you've got the hots for her then she's not your friend any more anyway

To be fair, British comedians don't shut the fuck up about Donald Trump

Just do it lad. Got asked out by a girl mate and it ended up an absolute disaster in the end but those few months before it went to shit were incredible.

'cide?

we're infested with this normie shit

brought it up for
his bit on Louis CK ruining some wannabe actress' "dreams" by jerking off was funny

chill out you cunts

Was going to make a mean post, but I can't be mean to apu.

What did you solve today apu?

just want to be loved and be normal

hate mathsyank

How is it normie to kissless virgin well into your 20s?

/brit/ is a normie general, deal with it sweetie

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i hope pakis completely take over the british isles
i hate my ethnic group and want to see it die

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>implying dave didn't already take the BJC to get his netflix special and the SNL gig

oh my gosh I cannot be bothered with this

always think I have it bad until I see the state of some of the mid 20s and 30 odd year olds in here

*brain vibrates*

really want to rub this cat's belly

we're having a big night in here lads

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god harvery weinstein is my hero imagine being filthy rich and making hot young actresses fuck you to get roles even if they don't like you. i'm a terrible person i know but i love it when i get an escort and i can tell she's not into it and is selling me her fucking dignity while i'm rushing my tits off on chang