ITT: We act like Chinamen

ITT: We act like Chinamen

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CHINGY CHONGY I GIVE U GOOD PLICE

my oh my I sure love never seeing a nigger in my entire life, time to go fuck a QT and smoke opium

>crashes honda civic

Not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please, OP.

HERRO, I CHINESE!

I REARRY RIKE BUILDING RAILROADS AND TALKING ROUDRY

how many small animals have you guys tortured today

Australia is our greatest economic partner and we are very reliant on their coal industry

tell you what, that sounds pretty sick

act?

Ohhh, rate crocka time. Me go beddy bye, chop chop!

See the real joke is that this leaf really is a chinaman

it sure is shit having a tiny dick
better go eat some rhino tusk, thatll fix it

>Chinamen
>Shitposting
Go to work you fucking piece of shit. How do you want to live if you don't work 18 hours/day?

Thread theme ~ youtube.com/watch?v=ptuhmNUuvrk

Said act, that was way too convincing.

You rikey phone? You mom rikey big black dirdo? Shut the fuck up and suck my grorious Chinese cock!

rororororo disu webpage shouldo be censored

I BUY YOU HOUSE! 3 MILLION? 5 MILLION? I GIVE YOU GOOD PLICE NO CHEAP

They fucking peed on your fucking rug! It tied the whole room together

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OH SOLLY WRONG THREAD

I JUST WANTED TO SAY I REARRY SORRY TO THE ROUNDEYES ABOUT WWII NOW I WEAR A NECKTIE AND WORK ALLLL DAY RONG A BUILDING THE NINTENDO FOR YOU SIR, I SO TIRED SOMETIMES I SREEP BUT NOT OFTEN

你好吗?禾西环路狗

So, wen wi go kiru more chuugokujin?

Im sorry for being born a yellow subhuman.

du yew rike yor mewslams? wii halp yew moar. haf ors wii insast. wii san tham tew yew

dis is-a now a Japanese-a thread! Die like dogs western slant nigger!

Wi hade mani fun ate Nankin.

>be in college
>be go to China for a semester
>everything is cheap as fuck
>eat out ever meal for $5 a day
>get shit faced at expat bars for $1 per 20oz beer
>get nice tailored suit for $50
>live in 4 star hotel for 3 months for free because dorm was full
>live like a king on college budget
>chinese qt3.14s throwing themselves at me for being white
>get offered $50 per hour to sit in on corperate meetings for chinese firm so they can impress other firms by claiming I am there "foreign consultant"
Why haven't you visited Chink land yet Sup Forums?

The China man is not the issue here, man.

Shit, I am seriously tempted to pack my bags for the next flight tomorrow.

Ichimoto Nagasaki Suzuki San!!!!

>chinese qt3.14s throwing themselves at me for being white
is this still believed or has it become a full meme yet?

What for?

HELLOH ASTRAYA
NICE FARM
MAKE SALE YES
DON'T TALK TO MAH DAUTER
WUT R U DOEENG ON MAH FARM
I CALL DUH CAPS ON YEW
I AM TRIAD NOT KIDDENG
FAK U BIC BOIIII

Can confirm it's not a meme.
But then again, i am 6"7 and extremely handsome.

You're obviously not a golfer

WE NO HAVE NUKES
STAHP ASKING U.N., WE DONNO WHERE DEY AHH

WE NOT OCCUPY TIBET, WE PROTECTING DEM SEE?

MAKE DAH ORDUR FROM MAKDONARD'S, DELIVUR ON DAH SCOOTUR.

FACEBOOK IS BAD FOR CHINA

You never drink the $1 beers, even at an expat bar. It's all locally made and full of fucking poisonous river water.

Always drink the imported stuff. Also, never bring up the 3 Ts unless you are drunk as shit and among friends.

Do you even China?

WHITE PIGDOG
*inhales entire cigarette in a single breath*
I KILL U
*wheeze*
WE ARE SUPERPOWA
*eats cordyceps*
CHINA IS HONEST SUPERIOR COUNTREE
*shoots peaceful monk*

Time for sreep.

U POOR, WE NO LIKE U
GO AWAY GUAILO (white ghost)
>show them a few thousand dollars
OOHHHHHHH
WELCALM, DRINK SOME SHETTY BEEER

>buys up all the property in Sydney
Wah u wan haus?
Dis isn chareetee go fuk uself guailo

>all of Sup Forums stops browsing and does homework

*shits in thread*

Hey, look! A Muslim acting like a savage! Let's go address this problem!

Been to china, shorthand quotes of basically how they think and talk.

Fuck they are cunning, it's almost impressive.
5/10 country, wouldn't visit again.

ITS SO SAD THAT THIS IS THE REALITY IN VANCOUVER

wow is there anything Jackie Chan CAN'T do?

pronounce the letter L?

u know he's worth like 2 billion
i jus found this out today, im not sure there is anything he cant do

I can't waste my 4 hours of sleep shitposting I gotta get to work soon

mowing lawns is hard work user, sleep tight

YOU GET OUT NOW WHITE BOI
CHING CHONG DING DUNG ZHUE ZHUE

ching chong, ling long, ting tong

Don't forget your floppy work hat and festive music tomorrow!

>implying spics are that bad off
We might have to wake up early but we can sleep whenever if we don't get caught

I know, because I see you guys sleeping under the tree next to the gas station every afternoon. There's fucking work trucks parked everywhere.

Oh no it seems I have lost a couple of screws, oh well it doesn't matter I think this escalator will be fine without them.

>See a white man
>Block his path or walk incredibly slow
>stupid beta white monkey

I love asian men send me a pic of your face

work 25 hour at restuarant. good work feed family.
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use every part of the chicken!

On a scale of 1 to 10, my love for China is a solid 8.5.

Keep in mind that I never give out 10s because I don't believe in such a thing as a perfect love. So my 8.5 is actually similar to a 10.

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>She sleeps with other's husband.

>Big Tits street beat mistress, mistress clothes were stripped, uplifting

>This bitch should be killed or sold to Africa, sold to blacks, as a wife.

>What shameless man, do not sit on two chairs, very serious consequences.

Those are some BIG NICE looking tits on an Azn.

Kek. This Desu

post belly

It's interesting to see China, one of the worst places I consider to live in actually have people making morality barrier when I thought they didn't had morals at all.

Why are they beating the women ?

DOES ANYBODY HAVE SOME FUN MATH PROBREMS TO SORVE? MURTIPRICATION MY FAVORITE!

you want pray game?