What's the modern day equivalent of returning video tapes?

what's the modern day equivalent of returning video tapes?

Deleting internet history

My phone's charge is running out.

Paying your Amazon Prime bill

Getting dubs.

this

"I have to go watch my aryan wife get seeded by some niggers"

Absolutely

I have to defend western civilization, brb.

DUDE

Only op has dubs

I have to take a smoke break.

No.84648742

Why don't you check these instead.

Deleting your bluray remuxes from your HDD because a fat copyright jew made your ISP to send you a spooky letter.

watching rick and morty

Checking these identical numerals

Check my duds

Sucking dicks.

check em

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Nice.

This is not 60s. Nobody smokes.

Updating your social media

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No.84649234

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>t. never been to any metropolitan area

going to the weed man

rolling

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Seeding

Returning something to Redbox

out of my way chumps heres how you get doubles

If dubs then we all die in our sleep tonight

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dodged a bullet there

the power of trips saves us all

fags, this is how it's done

fags, this is how it's done

Picking something up from the post office

This better be true.

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Streaming on twitch

I hope you're right

You mean like this?

thank god

Check em

finally give me release

Would this actually work irl? Not a Chad so I don't have any experience with grills

I have to strain the spuds

returning redbox dvds

Redbox

I never see anyone use those things, I always assumed it was for white trash and niggers

>what's the modern day equivalent of returning physical media
There isn't. We went digital so we wouldn't have to deal with that any more.

pretending to smoke cigarettes. bail out of any conversation with non smokers.

checked

yup, and that is why it so good. the person you want to avoid having further dealings with will likely not smoke. so you can bail.

my cousin got grand theft auto 5 from a redbox and when i took it back, it charged me again for keeping it an extra 5 minutes . that is what made me never use a redbox ever again

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How does this work?

"I'm gonna go have a smoke."

>Walk away
>Nothing stops them from following you

This has never worked for me.

triple squared checked

No you didn't, faggot. Checked

make sure that person does not smoke. also apply this sparingly. best used when it is shitty weather, cold, wind, rainy. or if there is a big distance between the socializing place and the exit/designated smoking space.

also carry very heavy, poisonous cigs, like turkish cigs or something, so you can counter freeloading social smoker types who usually just smoke marlboro. warn them if they want to join that your cigs are literal cancer sticks.

shipping netflix dvds back to netflix

check these

applying a special screen tap combo you can perform on your phone in pocket - which triggers alarm that sounds like call.

phone rings.

check phone.

'oh I need to answer this and have some privacy'

exit situation.

>i have to check some dubs

Hacking the Mainframe

Check these.

Nice dubs,OP

I've left a pan of milk on the stove and I think I can hear it boiling over

>I have to charge my phone
>I have to return some library books
>I have to hack [insert country here]'s election (this only works if you're Russian)
>I have to "Netflix and chill" some Tinder qt

faking an epileptic seizure

Stupid fucking trips ruining my sweet release

I still unironically use this one

By the time it dawns on the normies I'm already gone

Witness

What an embarrassing dubs thread

Based.

Repeating numbers?

spotting a pair of dubs across the room and go check them.

same

although i use it very sparingly

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i like that one

Protesting Trump

deleting a YIFY you downloaded just to watch with friends ASAP because your movie collection is too patrician for other human beings

about fucking time

Seeding a torrent

Thanks yify 10/10

You still say "I have to return some videotapes"

i have to pokemon go to the polls

Ain't that the truth

All these posts anno dubs
Check em

being charged for your netflix subscription

meh

Can't believe I almost scrolled past a dubs thread

Casual

This is shameful

More like about dubbing time, amirite?

having sex with my girlfriend

checking funny meme's on 9gag

he means it as an excuse, tard master