what's the modern day equivalent of returning video tapes?
What's the modern day equivalent of returning video tapes?
Deleting internet history
My phone's charge is running out.
Paying your Amazon Prime bill
Getting dubs.
this
"I have to go watch my aryan wife get seeded by some niggers"
Absolutely
I have to defend western civilization, brb.
DUDE
Only op has dubs
I have to take a smoke break.
No.84648742
Why don't you check these instead.
Deleting your bluray remuxes from your HDD because a fat copyright jew made your ISP to send you a spooky letter.
watching rick and morty
Checking these identical numerals
Check my duds
Sucking dicks.
check em
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Nice.
This is not 60s. Nobody smokes.
Updating your social media
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No.84649234
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>t. never been to any metropolitan area
going to the weed man
rolling
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Seeding
Returning something to Redbox
out of my way chumps heres how you get doubles
If dubs then we all die in our sleep tonight
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dodged a bullet there
the power of trips saves us all
fags, this is how it's done
fags, this is how it's done
Picking something up from the post office
This better be true.
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Streaming on twitch
I hope you're right
You mean like this?
thank god
Check em
finally give me release
Would this actually work irl? Not a Chad so I don't have any experience with grills
I have to strain the spuds
returning redbox dvds
Redbox
I never see anyone use those things, I always assumed it was for white trash and niggers
>what's the modern day equivalent of returning physical media
There isn't. We went digital so we wouldn't have to deal with that any more.
pretending to smoke cigarettes. bail out of any conversation with non smokers.
checked
yup, and that is why it so good. the person you want to avoid having further dealings with will likely not smoke. so you can bail.
my cousin got grand theft auto 5 from a redbox and when i took it back, it charged me again for keeping it an extra 5 minutes . that is what made me never use a redbox ever again
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How does this work?
"I'm gonna go have a smoke."
>Walk away
>Nothing stops them from following you
This has never worked for me.
triple squared checked
No you didn't, faggot. Checked
make sure that person does not smoke. also apply this sparingly. best used when it is shitty weather, cold, wind, rainy. or if there is a big distance between the socializing place and the exit/designated smoking space.
also carry very heavy, poisonous cigs, like turkish cigs or something, so you can counter freeloading social smoker types who usually just smoke marlboro. warn them if they want to join that your cigs are literal cancer sticks.
shipping netflix dvds back to netflix
check these
applying a special screen tap combo you can perform on your phone in pocket - which triggers alarm that sounds like call.
phone rings.
check phone.
'oh I need to answer this and have some privacy'
exit situation.
>i have to check some dubs
Hacking the Mainframe
Check these.
Nice dubs,OP
I've left a pan of milk on the stove and I think I can hear it boiling over
>I have to charge my phone
>I have to return some library books
>I have to hack [insert country here]'s election (this only works if you're Russian)
>I have to "Netflix and chill" some Tinder qt
faking an epileptic seizure
Stupid fucking trips ruining my sweet release
I still unironically use this one
By the time it dawns on the normies I'm already gone
Witness
What an embarrassing dubs thread
Based.
Repeating numbers?
spotting a pair of dubs across the room and go check them.
same
although i use it very sparingly
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i like that one
Protesting Trump
deleting a YIFY you downloaded just to watch with friends ASAP because your movie collection is too patrician for other human beings
about fucking time
Seeding a torrent
Thanks yify 10/10
You still say "I have to return some videotapes"
i have to pokemon go to the polls
Ain't that the truth
All these posts anno dubs
Check em
being charged for your netflix subscription
meh
Can't believe I almost scrolled past a dubs thread
Casual
This is shameful
More like about dubbing time, amirite?
having sex with my girlfriend
checking funny meme's on 9gag
he means it as an excuse, tard master