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would you watch?

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why would you cast fully grown adults to play kids?

No too many coloreds involved

gee, idk

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Yes or no? Dunno who else I would cast. Maybe Christopher Lee as BB but rip ;_;

>the Beatles
No ffs is this a troll?

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>eva is full of meaningless christian symbols
>snyder movies are full of meaningless christian symbols

it just might work

a movie about neo from the Matrix, Directed by neo.. and also neo is the lead actor and the composer?

would watch

Who the fuck has read that book? Ill tell you. No one.

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Ennio Morricone or resurrected Basil Poledouris for the score

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Couldn't think of a composer

Redmayne as Dorian
Hardy as Lord Henry
Cumberbatch as Basil

is this /ourmovie/?

Has been adapted so many times already though, and it just isn't that great

you need to be 18 to visit this site chumpadre

I've read it several times. Turn off the flashy picture screen and read a book.

Fuck off reddit

What the fuck no

yes?

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fucking would because i know he can pull it off

or could, he's old now

>grab something from that chart of lit approved books
>slap DAVID LYNCH or MIYAZAKI on it for director
>throw on some TV actors and aging pop music

all of these are terrible

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are those just generic children?

>I'm 14 and my taste if fucking superior
>I just discovered this director and think he's the best in the world in everything
>I'm 14 and my taste is fucking superior
>I only know meme directors and actors
>I'm baiting
>lol this director made some shitty gritty epic summer movies he would be perfect for this
>I'm baiting
I'm baiting

>ddl, a jew, as jesus
Well, it fits.

you forgot mine, fucker

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>responding to everything with strawman arguments in meme form
>>>/iphoneapps/

Why is mine the only one that's not green text?

he just said he's bating, and it shows

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>meme directors and actors
So you have shit taste huh? You like nipshit

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kek

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fucking weebs shitting up the board once more, FUCK OFF

This hurt to look at.

THAT ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

LOL

This

>unironically the best post
postmodernism wins again, ladies and gents

lmao

Would watch.

>is an adult
>continues to consume mindless idealism
The Beatles wrote lullabies.

Arcadio (just arcadio ) is the best character

Prove me wrong, Aureliano fags

>Tyler
>not Trent

you fucking idiot

Test

which one's which, I forget

Arcadio was the teacher that become the dictator of Macondo when Colonel Aureliano left

His death scene was legendary

The worst

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Arcadio is the bigguy/hothead and Aureliano is the honourable guy, right?

And Arcadio's death was.... honorable iirc, right?

Only non-shit response

this

Aureliano's death with the hurricane at the end wasn't legendary? fuck outta here

meh, i like Greenwood but he became the great musical meme composer since Morricone

That's the Last Aureliano, you idiot! I am talking about Colonel Aureliano!

You have no music taste to call Morricone a meme. And Greenwood was great in There Will Be Blood

having read through the wikipedia character descriptions, I didn't remember so much incest. I remembered incest... but not so much.

>Shayleen Woodly as Madoka

MADOKA IS TOO PURE TO BE PLAYED BY 3DPD REEEEEE

no, really.

why did he became black?

change Pratt to channing tatum and make it a Jump Street spin off.

lynch would make it too abstract

Almost fell for the bait, but then I saw Tyler, The Creator

Bad source material

Homura is supposed to be best girl, not an ugly troll.

>making an anime into a live action movie

I feel like this could be interesting. I expect Malick wouldn't follow the source material very closely, but that might be a good thing.

Malik needs to film The Sound and the Fury

Wes Anderson Earthbound movie

I never realized how much I wanted this.

I don't think he could surpass Franco's version.

Why aren't we funding this?

Because literally all of those people are dead

because his big dock

>3 hours of the came whirling around kid's faces and the ground and trees
malick died at thin red line, tree of life is only forgivable because it actually has an interesting story

jesus christ I can't think of anything worse

>inb4 unfilmable

>from the director that can't put together a fucking coherent movie

broooooo I just made this

who's the cutie on the right?

12th graders are fully grown adults, user.

Sam Elliot

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underrated

Blood Meridian isn't even close to being unfilmable, but Terrence Malick is a terrible choice. i'm on board with your other ideas, though.

who's that director?

is this the worst post on the board?

Can't say I'm a big fan of the casting of The Kid, but DaFoe would be a fucking perfect Toadvine; actually gonna change mine now.

who plays the kid?