Edition: Monday morning with the lads.
/brit/
anime
hm yes MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
genuinely and unironically convinced the last episode of black mirror series 4 was a total homage to karl pilkingtons ideas on the xfm show lads
Might stop doing drugs lad enjoy it and everything but it’s starting to make me look like shit skin is all dry and spotty starting to lose weight and my lips are ripped to shreds the day after a heavy one
>he fails to understand that his innate faculty of reason is enslaved to a complex series of habits resulting from the socialisation of the human mind
>he makes no attempt to delineate between habits and rational interests
>he makes no attempt to overcome compulsions and eliminate habitual behaviours
>he will always be a slave to his habits and will never unlock the insane power of the rational human mind
Having a nice holiday Karl?
just watched all of twin peaks in the space of a week
I had absolutely no idea what was going on
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cokelad?
What would drive a person to say that a world leader in science, music, arts, literature and technology like the UK didn't have a culture worth preserving? Culture encompasses all of these things and then you point that out to some autistic loser and he can't answer. Hahahhha
god what utter shit
define british culture
drugs and drink are terrible and will ruin your life
take it from someone who's lived it
i'm not kidding la
>karls idea of a doctor being able to have a device which will tell him what the patient is feeling
>verbatim recreation of the clive warren/rebecca de mornay movie idea where she goes into a coma and gets put in his brain
the second one even has a reference to how the brain only uses 40% of its capacity, exactly how karl started the movie idea
Alri
think broadchurch is better for a brainlet like you
don't even have to bother remembering the red herrings because they're all irrelevant in the end and the writers pull it out their asses
babestation
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Is it better to live alone than live with housemates? I'd imagine its better because you have your own rules and don't have to worry about anyone else
I was making a simpsons reference you mong
they talked about it being a ripoff on joe rogan's podcast but kept getting his name wrong and spoke of him as if he were some sort of modern day philosopher. didn't even realize they were talking about karl at first
it's obviously better, living with people is a real hassle. No one does it for fun
give an example of an habit and a rational interest
it depends if you're an introvert or an extrovert
and since you're posting on /brit/ at 2am, I'm going to assume you're an introvert
so it depends on the mates really and how they look after their place
more information required
Feel like the only thing stopping me is that it would take a huge piece of my social life away everything outside of work in a Sup Forums revolves around going to the pub or doing drugs at my mates house
any national socialist man in?
>met a girl at a festival, kind of a friend of a friend of a friend
>got her number, sometimes talked
>she lived far away but eventually I moved near her (not because of her)
>ask her out for lunch
>we have a nice day
>she said we should do something again soon
>now her messages are ending in X's (never happened before)
What did they mean by that
post old kitties
is that whats her name from that film
cicadas can fuck off
I'm just posting here because i'm NEET. At least until next Monday when i start new toil. I stayed with (((friends))) in a house 2015-2017 but they threw me out because i was really down on a break up and they said i was causing a bad vibe. They weren't very nice people I guess.
She wants to suck your willy.
hmm
probably best for you to live alone then
screaming
all i could think of was what ricky and steve were saying about the ideas and how retarded they were
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Brazil
i'm pure anglo saxon but i've got black hair and brown eyes so i get nervous whenever you guys start talking about racial purity desu
BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
ne ne ne ne neNE NE NE NE NE N EN ENENE NENENENENENENENENENENENENENEN
Your friends were Jewish?
she wants you to buy her more lunches
Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes being more European is a meme
No, just not the people I thought they were to be honest.
that thing is adorable
I didn't pay for her lunch
my dad's purely English in background and looks like a Sardinian, I only look like a real human because my mother's Norwegian
not really, it's one of the defining traits of whiteness
>my dad's purely English in background
heh
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same
NEED a junkie gf who will steal my stuff and fuck around on me for drugs but who i will keep forgiving because i'm an idiot
Always send x’s at the end of my messages boss even brought this up when he sacked me obviously not the main reason why but he said it was irratating and i should not do it with any future employers
new zealish poster is being a passive aggressive ass again
the /brit/ waifus
new zealish sounds much better than new zealander, why don't we use that instead?
having blueberry pie, should I have milk or coffee with it?
I can be less passive and more aggressive if you want
call me "New Zealish" again and I'll make you wish your Dad never got an erection
how does joe rogan, a comedian who is friends with ricky gervais, not know karl pilkington?
but yeah they at the very least paid homage if not outright just stole the ideas hahaha couldnt stop laughing when i realised the stories were legit
Top yourself.
Milk better not be pasturised tho not sure how it works in yankland but the French do it and it really irritates me completely ruins perfectly good milk
milk
Heaps mate innit. Depends on the person.
A relevant example would be compulsively posting on Sup Forums (habit) rather than studying (rational interest).
Yeah I know some other people that do it in every message, but the thing is that she hasn't done it before. It's only after we we went for lunch. It's the first time we properly got to spend time alone together, at the festival we were always surrounded by others
4 swarthy slimeballs and cara
need an alcoholic gf that I constantly have to scoop off the floor out of puddles of wee and throw-up
is Cara from Innsmouth?
all ugly wenches
neeeeeeeeeeerd
hot ngl
>my dad's purely English in background and looks like a Sardinian, I only look like a real human because my mother's Norwegian
no she's from london
raw milk is illegal in my state but I live right over the border from a state in which you can buy it
is there supposed to be a amerigoblin in this or something? it just shows suns and mars or something
No it's not, prior to arrival of the Indo Europeans dark hair and dark eyes were the norm
Basque and Welsh people for example, all most all dark features
youtube.com
need someone to drop the central black hole of phoenix cluster on my bollocks
>pic
Obligatory
youtube.com
how do you know your idea of a rational thought isn't the result of socialization as well
but only white people have blonde hair and blue eyes except those weird albino niggers
Any Jacobite man in?
No toil today
if I don't post on Sup Forums I just compulsively read fanfiction instead
the police had to grease the light poles around my city today to stop people from climbing them after the football game
getting my daily dose of friendlyjordies lads
>read fanfiction
explain yourself
contemplating on whether or not to have a peanut butter sandwich or weatbix with honey and banana.
#1stWrodlProblems
#WhitePrivelege
>living in an American city
La creatura satania detected
tad bit gay
if i ever saw him in real life i'd fully heem him
dunno, it's just really self indulgent with endless content
easily half the authors of fanfiction are aussies for whatever reason
amerigoblin is one of my favourite memes, it's right up there with baneposting in my book, and not only that but it's an Sup Forums original which is always nice to see
people are setting off improvised fireworks in the street
cars are holding their horns driving the whole way down the main street
it is unironically not safe to go outside right now
Could’ve just given me the (You) cunt
the gf lives right on the ben franklin parkway, yesterday they had a women's march, today they have men flipping over cars
I seriously hate poor white people in and around Philadelphia
no you wouldn't
be quiet
poor white people suck everywhere 2bqh.
All animals are born with a basic capacity to determine rational interest. Why does a baby cry when in distress?
More complex ideas of rational thought may be socialised but they are not habitual by definition.
Next three posts you say? With these 15+ number gaps? That's hard, hmmmm....some would say....impossible...