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Edition: Monday morning with the lads.

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hm yes MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

genuinely and unironically convinced the last episode of black mirror series 4 was a total homage to karl pilkingtons ideas on the xfm show lads

Might stop doing drugs lad enjoy it and everything but it’s starting to make me look like shit skin is all dry and spotty starting to lose weight and my lips are ripped to shreds the day after a heavy one

>he fails to understand that his innate faculty of reason is enslaved to a complex series of habits resulting from the socialisation of the human mind
>he makes no attempt to delineate between habits and rational interests
>he makes no attempt to overcome compulsions and eliminate habitual behaviours
>he will always be a slave to his habits and will never unlock the insane power of the rational human mind

Having a nice holiday Karl?

just watched all of twin peaks in the space of a week
I had absolutely no idea what was going on

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cokelad?

What would drive a person to say that a world leader in science, music, arts, literature and technology like the UK didn't have a culture worth preserving? Culture encompasses all of these things and then you point that out to some autistic loser and he can't answer. Hahahhha

god what utter shit

define british culture

drugs and drink are terrible and will ruin your life
take it from someone who's lived it

i'm not kidding la

>karls idea of a doctor being able to have a device which will tell him what the patient is feeling
>verbatim recreation of the clive warren/rebecca de mornay movie idea where she goes into a coma and gets put in his brain

the second one even has a reference to how the brain only uses 40% of its capacity, exactly how karl started the movie idea

Alri

think broadchurch is better for a brainlet like you

don't even have to bother remembering the red herrings because they're all irrelevant in the end and the writers pull it out their asses

babestation

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Is it better to live alone than live with housemates? I'd imagine its better because you have your own rules and don't have to worry about anyone else

I was making a simpsons reference you mong

they talked about it being a ripoff on joe rogan's podcast but kept getting his name wrong and spoke of him as if he were some sort of modern day philosopher. didn't even realize they were talking about karl at first

it's obviously better, living with people is a real hassle. No one does it for fun

give an example of an habit and a rational interest

it depends if you're an introvert or an extrovert
and since you're posting on /brit/ at 2am, I'm going to assume you're an introvert
so it depends on the mates really and how they look after their place

more information required

Feel like the only thing stopping me is that it would take a huge piece of my social life away everything outside of work in a Sup Forums revolves around going to the pub or doing drugs at my mates house

any national socialist man in?

>met a girl at a festival, kind of a friend of a friend of a friend
>got her number, sometimes talked
>she lived far away but eventually I moved near her (not because of her)
>ask her out for lunch
>we have a nice day
>she said we should do something again soon
>now her messages are ending in X's (never happened before)

What did they mean by that

post old kitties

is that whats her name from that film

cicadas can fuck off

I'm just posting here because i'm NEET. At least until next Monday when i start new toil. I stayed with (((friends))) in a house 2015-2017 but they threw me out because i was really down on a break up and they said i was causing a bad vibe. They weren't very nice people I guess.

She wants to suck your willy.

hmm
probably best for you to live alone then

screaming

all i could think of was what ricky and steve were saying about the ideas and how retarded they were

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Brazil

i'm pure anglo saxon but i've got black hair and brown eyes so i get nervous whenever you guys start talking about racial purity desu

BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

ne ne ne ne neNE NE NE NE NE N EN ENENE NENENENENENENENENENENENENENEN

Your friends were Jewish?

she wants you to buy her more lunches

Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes being more European is a meme

No, just not the people I thought they were to be honest.

that thing is adorable

I didn't pay for her lunch

my dad's purely English in background and looks like a Sardinian, I only look like a real human because my mother's Norwegian

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jajajaja

not really, it's one of the defining traits of whiteness

>my dad's purely English in background
heh

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same

NEED a junkie gf who will steal my stuff and fuck around on me for drugs but who i will keep forgiving because i'm an idiot

Always send x’s at the end of my messages boss even brought this up when he sacked me obviously not the main reason why but he said it was irratating and i should not do it with any future employers

new zealish poster is being a passive aggressive ass again

the /brit/ waifus

new zealish sounds much better than new zealander, why don't we use that instead?

having blueberry pie, should I have milk or coffee with it?

I can be less passive and more aggressive if you want
call me "New Zealish" again and I'll make you wish your Dad never got an erection

how does joe rogan, a comedian who is friends with ricky gervais, not know karl pilkington?

but yeah they at the very least paid homage if not outright just stole the ideas hahaha couldnt stop laughing when i realised the stories were legit

Top yourself.

Milk better not be pasturised tho not sure how it works in yankland but the French do it and it really irritates me completely ruins perfectly good milk

milk

Heaps mate innit. Depends on the person.

A relevant example would be compulsively posting on Sup Forums (habit) rather than studying (rational interest).

Yeah I know some other people that do it in every message, but the thing is that she hasn't done it before. It's only after we we went for lunch. It's the first time we properly got to spend time alone together, at the festival we were always surrounded by others

4 swarthy slimeballs and cara

need an alcoholic gf that I constantly have to scoop off the floor out of puddles of wee and throw-up

is Cara from Innsmouth?

all ugly wenches

neeeeeeeeeeerd

hot ngl

>my dad's purely English in background and looks like a Sardinian, I only look like a real human because my mother's Norwegian

no she's from london

raw milk is illegal in my state but I live right over the border from a state in which you can buy it

is there supposed to be a amerigoblin in this or something? it just shows suns and mars or something

No it's not, prior to arrival of the Indo Europeans dark hair and dark eyes were the norm
Basque and Welsh people for example, all most all dark features
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need someone to drop the central black hole of phoenix cluster on my bollocks

>pic
Obligatory
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how do you know your idea of a rational thought isn't the result of socialization as well

but only white people have blonde hair and blue eyes except those weird albino niggers

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part and parcel

Any Jacobite man in?

No toil today

if I don't post on Sup Forums I just compulsively read fanfiction instead

the police had to grease the light poles around my city today to stop people from climbing them after the football game

getting my daily dose of friendlyjordies lads

>read fanfiction
explain yourself

contemplating on whether or not to have a peanut butter sandwich or weatbix with honey and banana.

#1stWrodlProblems
#WhitePrivelege

>living in an American city
La creatura satania detected

tad bit gay

if i ever saw him in real life i'd fully heem him

dunno, it's just really self indulgent with endless content

easily half the authors of fanfiction are aussies for whatever reason

amerigoblin is one of my favourite memes, it's right up there with baneposting in my book, and not only that but it's an Sup Forums original which is always nice to see

people are setting off improvised fireworks in the street
cars are holding their horns driving the whole way down the main street
it is unironically not safe to go outside right now

Could’ve just given me the (You) cunt

the gf lives right on the ben franklin parkway, yesterday they had a women's march, today they have men flipping over cars

I seriously hate poor white people in and around Philadelphia

no you wouldn't
be quiet

poor white people suck everywhere 2bqh.

All animals are born with a basic capacity to determine rational interest. Why does a baby cry when in distress?

More complex ideas of rational thought may be socialised but they are not habitual by definition.

Next three posts you say? With these 15+ number gaps? That's hard, hmmmm....some would say....impossible...