1984 Democratic Primary

The year is 1984. It has been four years since the Ronald Reagan & Mr. Rogers won a narrow come from behind victory over Democrats George Wallace & CIA, thanks to a strong anti-ape policy that rallied much of middle America.

Looking to remove Reagan and co. from the White House, the democrats offer up a fresh group of faces for the weary democratic electorate to choose from.

Dubs adds a candidate, up to 8 total candidates.
Game starts when we have 8, no new candidates will be added, barring a bizarre get.

>Dubs wins state in post for candidate named
>69 wins California
>96 wins New York
>Trips allows you drop any candidate out and gives their delegates to an active candidate of your choosing.

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1980 Republican Primary Results

1980 General Election Results

STEFAN MOLYNEUX

1976 General Election Results

Reroll

Reroll #2

Reroll #3

Frodo jumps in the race

reroll #4

Reminder that whoever wins this has no chance against the R&R Connection

REROLL #5

FRODO

COME'ON STEFAN, GET IN!

GODDAMIT STEFAN ENTER THE FUCKING RACE

Fuck you, the people want FRODO

Gonna roll once for Joseph Stalin.

STEFAN STEFAN STEFAN

STEFAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based Frodo please grace us

Stefan moly meme plssss

STEFAN MAN GET THE FUCK IN!

>Update
STEFAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE WANT FRODO

GET IN STEF GET IN STEF GET IN STEF

FINALLY!

FUCK YOU

FRODO WE CAN BEAT STEF

Winrar

FRODO WINS

Frodo takes Ohio

Not now mane, gotta wait for OP to fill in the candidates.

Can we get bane in on this action too?

I think CIA is an obvious choice actually. He was a popular VP

I'm nominating Harambe's father, Jambo too enter the race.

Radovan Karadzic

Stefan has entered the race, when questioned about his lack of US citizenship, he responded "Not an argument."

All apes are dead, bro. First 100 days

Ok I'll roll for that mr cia it is

Bill Wilson/CIA

Herbert Humphrey's ghost is going to get in on this action.

Charles Manson woud be the best Candidate

reroll

Koko the Gorrila

rolling again for cia

Sheev

WINNNNAR

Florida roll

I promise the people of America that I will fix this broken statist country and usher America in a new age of Anarcho-Capitalism!

I nominate Dale

Moonman

CIA won

Rerolling for Manson

Frodo Baggins & Radovan Karadzic enter the race

ooo. I can get behind this.

Rollllll

Guy announces his candidacy

reroll

Fuck this last roll

Bill Wilson known terrorist was raised by a single mother, do not vote for him folks.

There must be room for Manson!

REEEEE

Mhmm wouldn't dale be more suited for the republicans?

one last attempt

...

Plus do we really want another crony of the failed Wallace administration in power.

Rob Paul

WIN

Dale will destroy them from the inside

OP you forgot CIA is in it

reroll

Last re

Support Karadzic, the anti kebab candidate America needs.

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Ohio Senator John Glenn

FORMER VICE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, CIA HAS ENTERED THE RACE, STATING HE WANTS TO PROVE HE CAN BE A BIG GUY

He's a nut that gets cucked my indians. Dale ROLL!

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Ancaps will not allow a statist to get near presidency ever again! That's why they're voting for me!

big win for the dale man. he will have the power to right the wrongs his country has done to us.

Joseph Stalin

Niggas, I is here to spit real shit, Jesse Jackson bout to take the white hose and make it Black.

I promise to eradicate all whiteys for takin out are fellow black brothers, startin with Ronald McDonald Reagan

Mister Cruz enters the race

THE MAN THEY CALL RUSTY SHACKLEFORD HAS ENTERED THE RACE

THE PRIMARIES HAVE NOW BEGUN

Kek

The child prostitutes of Texas vote overwhelmingly Molyneux

Jackson for Texas

Illinois is voting and it votes MOLYNEUX!

Walter Mondale starts with a great win in Illinois

Jackson for Florida

Texas for Hart

STEF

TEXAS FOR RUSTY

Ohio for Jackson senpai

WEW

Cia wants pa

The people of America are waking up to Anarcho-Capitalism, that's why they're voting for me! MICHIGAN IS NEXT ON THE LIST!

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Patrick Bateman for President!!!

Dale for Illinois!!

Okay, Ohio's the first to fall for Mondale

Stefan wastes no time stumping in Texas

VIRGINIA FOR CIA

Radovan grabs the first win in Iowa
The locals give him a lot of corn too