KOALA BROTHEL SHUTDOWN

>Federal agents have arrested more than 40 people from a privately owned petting zoo yesterday, over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty.

>The 67-year old farm owner was arrested with two of his sons and some 40 guests who were present for an all-night party.

>Local authorities fear a recrudescence in s*xual deviant behavior with animals in the region since this is the third animal brothel to be closed down in recent months in the area.

notallowedto.com/koalas-rescued-from-animal-brothel-in-australia/

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Fake and gay.

>KOALA BROTHEL

My whole life has been leading to this moment, I've finally heard it all

Wow, I guess in Australia everything really is a cunt.

I believe it. Do they have dropbears for extra cash?

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>animal brothels.
JUST

>Australia

It must be true, you all are fucked in the head.

>Koala brothel shut down
Fucking statists! Anarcho-capitalism when?

Why is that koala's hands and feet in cups of blood?

Australia no, that's not how you do the "no animals on the street" thing

Gotta fuck them to keep them in check otherwise they fuck you

I don't fucking know.
>we can only hope they are used like the animals they abused in prison for the rest of their fucking lives.

don't knock it until you try it

it's betadine dumbass

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Australian are pretty desperate at this point

As if Koalas are not natural whores.

High all the time.

All have gonorhea.

Let them earn some scratch nazi Ausie

Australia has had a long history of being fucked by animals.

>animal brothel

'kin hell

Reprobate detected.

>KOALA BROTHEL

Jesus christ, what the serious fuck is wrong with shitposting bastards? Does Vegamite give people autism or something?

so its hand and feet were all scratched up? You think just a coating of antiseptic would be fine

Do you people often dip your wounds in cups?

fake site. Ban Australia IPs

thats enough Sup Forums for me today

KEK

>obligatory Koala story

>notallowedto.com/koalas-rescued-from-animal-brothel-in-australia/

why the fuck would an ausbro post this shit? the koala in op's pic is clearly a bushfire victim (burnt paws) and the article's second pic is of a koala rescued after being hit by a car

counterfeit and same-sex attracted

ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2012/05/koala-rescue/sartore-photography#/05-rescue-team-saves-koala-hit-by-car-670.jpg

What the actual fuck? Who would do such a thing and whe-

>Pinjarra, Western Australia

Oh that's why

>KOALA BROTHEL

JESUS CHRIST! IS THAT WHAT YOU SICKOS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT SHITPOSTING? I MEAN GOOD GOD!

oh my god. I need a drink.

looks like somebody got the drop on that bear

what's up with Aussies and shitposting? What is it about their culture that makes them shitpost?

LMAO LE FUNNY REDDIT MAYMAY
kill yourself you fucking cunt

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>he's never superglued a koala's paws to the front of his ute and chucked it a root under the hot WA sun
it's beaut mate

the damage was probably done when the coppers peeled him off

So how many swedes did you say you have adopted down there? 20k?

gumnut will rape and kill your annoying pets only if you post thank you gumnut in this thread.

thank you gumnut

Go fuck a Koala you degenerate fuck.

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Damn thats a rare pepe

Australia is also home to one of the most inbreed families in world history. I forgot the name.

inb4 abbos

>3 more in the area

Wtf Ausfuckanimalssia why are you all a bunch of koala fuckers?

>be australian
>literally fuck koalas
kek first dingo fuckers, now koala fuckers

You're thinking of England, and they're called the British Royal Family.

THANK YOU GUMNUT

Are australians the worst race on the planet? Noone gives two shits about them so they constantly fight or fuck with the fauna on their island to have some small sense of superiority.

being better than koalas and crocodiles means jack shit kangaroo fuckers.

Just when I thought I heard it all

It's 2016, Grandpa, the dundee nuffins are bro-tier now that the leafs took over their shitposting duties.

>says the leaf whose government legalized bestiality

The fuck is wrong with both of you chinks?

Kek coming from a literal THIRD WORLD TERRITORY how many donkeys have you raped today Pablo?

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if trump doesnt win we deserve the nuclear holocaust hillarys going to bring upon us

>When the emus fuck you so hard you begin fucking other animals

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>impliying i'm not a American from the mainland dumbass.

I love you Australia

that wasnt english

It's just a bit of fun m8

...can you fuck the pouch?

It is a marsipial

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Not surprised, we get ausfag tourists coming over here all the time asking if there are sheep to fuck. We usually have to quietly take them to one side and explain that it's a joke. Most of them are fine with that but occasionally you get an ausfag that excuses themselves and disappear for an hour or two, presumably to find a farm.

Until recently, this would have been legal in Washington State. Until Mr Hands went & fucked it up for everyone.

What's this...a challenger?

>KOALA BROTHEL
I thought I would never hear this set of words, but I have and I am laughin.

You mean "I never thought I would"

yes

what kind of armored vehicle is that on the right? looks awesome

Fucking hate crackers. Seriously, before Sup Forums I just thought it was a minority of whites were racist degenerate pieces of shit. Now I hate every single one of you jizz skin monkeys.

Bushmaster?

DESIGNATED ANIMAL BROTHELS

Haha, stay mad moon cricket! You'll never be white!

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It's paws were all burnt from a bushfire, more than just a few scratches.

Never change

W-what

What the fucking fuck Straya

Aren't Koalas mean as hell too? Rippin dicks.

>KOALA BROTHELS

notallowedto.com/animal-abuse-on-endangered-tyrannosaurus-rex-t-rex-tied-to-a-trailer/

You guys wanna shitpost about this too?

They were able to find people willing to pay for an abbo whore?

Somebody fucked that koala. Kek.

What does koala pussy look like?

I approve.

nah they're pretty docile, you can fuck them missionary

There's a reason we call them roofuckers.

It was never a meme.

Looks like a jacked Hummer

Cunt

>kangaroo
>koala

Because they fuck koalas?

How does such bigotry and intolerance toward others views of what love can be between two or more species still exist?

It's 2016 ffs, who are we to tell another who or what they can love and express their feelings toward in a caring a tender manner

Reminder that they don't even allow cousins to marry in many states and they claim to have "marriage equality"