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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

RUNT RUNT RUNT

me in the pic

Always knew people from New Zealand were called Runts.

ding dong the witch is dead

toil beckons

YOO ESS AY
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why should i have to accomodate for other people's lack of intelligence

that's the way the world works unfortunately
take solace in the fact that your weekends are better than theirs

>why should i have to accomodate for other people's lack of intelligence

what did she mean by this?

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won 5 grand on a racehorse lads

You are gay.

i get high on so little weed lmao

let's all do the conga
maggie is no longer

i may have more fun but they are perfectly happy watching britains got talent on a saturday night and have been with the same person for 4 years and go to spain once a year and don't blow £14,000 on drugs in one year. i envy them

Churchill BTFO

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WHO IS THIS WHITE GODDESS!?

shakespeare himself wouldn't be able to encapsulate in mere words how aggressively and passionately i don't care

are rach

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Well start with Afghanistan. While he was there Churchill discovered his passion for war and viewed the Pashtuns as beneath him. Going so far as saying that “all who resist will be killed without quarter.” That they “needed to recognise the superiority of race”
why was churchill so based

Thanks bro

people who watch talent shows should be lobotomised tbqh

I hope 'lad is not hurt in that attack on Bangkokese market.
spring leaf,

just quoted from twatter and it included all the hidden linebreaks that broke my quote and now i look like a right melon
anyone else know that feeling where you can't do anything right?

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Those boots may have been made for walking but feet were made for kissing

nope, because I do everything right
*does everything wrong*

legend aha
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alri

wonder if women ever, in between ego trips, have moments of lucidity and recognise that the reason women have contributed less to humanity than men is because they're intellectually and physically inferior and not because of some grand patriarchy designed to suppress their ideas

i wonder if that thought scares them because deep down they know it's true

You're bent if you don't like this

Yeah but you're brown and smelly, so.

they were oppressed

This but unironically with minorities. Women fall behind because they have children and that's okay.

god your taste in feet is so vanilla

watching these videos of eagles fans makes me think Philadelphia is the only part of yankland where they're not docile, syrup fed runts
seems like the place is a good laugh

That has no bearing on what I said my lad
Post something that's a little more chocolate then.

been in a cave in saudi arabia for the last 50 years m8?

Mate that's only really true with some minorities.

currently phoneposting otherwise i would

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Just fell up a flight of stairs.

can't imagine being so passionate about sports that you'd riot over it

must be ten ways dense and have low self-esteem to boot

at least the child is white

Nobody unironically riots about sports I think. It's just an excuse to fuck shit up with enough people to blend into a crowd LOL.

>publicly breastfeeding

disgusting freak

can't imagine with american sport when it's all commercialised and shit

but i do get involved when it's a world cup and your country is fighting like mad xx

what about those vancouver riots
also our rugby fans tend to go a bit mental, especially in Dunedin where they burn sofas and all that

>can't imagine with american sport when it's all commercialised and shit
hahahaha Europeans just repeat shit they hear. Football in europe and elsewhere is commercialized more than any sport in America. Sports are more than anything a family oriented thing and that's why we have no real culture of football hooligans or spending billions of dollars on merchandise and world cup shit. I would actually know too.

I don't understand
why do people like Black Mirror?
it's a worse Twilight Zone and/or Outer Limits
every episode reminds me of those anti-smart phone rants my grandpa goes on

that image was intended to convey disgust, not arousal.
"conga" and "longer" do not r... oh wait...
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>no /r/ after vowels
well, okay.

need to play with my willy

can I join u

yeah yeah it exists here but it's thanks to american "culture" that we have it so fuck off

That's honestly worse rude freak

Anyone else think Sandra Bollocks is kind of hot?

>write spasibo
>say spasiba

how are there so many Indians?

is it just me who imagines a squirrely latino behind every yank post

I'm not a squirrelly latino

didn't she steal some pornstar's baby once?

really hope this isn't a man

>world cup hysteria and football hooliganism exist because of american commercialism despite football not actually being a very commercially successful thing in the US
I swear there's some gland in the brain of the average European that makes them regurgitate shit like this constantly. The phrase "bible-thumping" is probably also a regular word in your lexicon you 14 year old idiot.

the commotion outside has not calmed down
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weird how yanks are always thumping their bibles like wtf it's a book not a bass drum morans lol

you can literally see the fanny m8

>despite football not actually being a very commercially successful thing in the US
are you talking about american football or something else?

>Americans don't engage in sports related banter

how bad will it be if they lose the superbowl

I'm talking about sports, mainly soccer, being more commercialized in Europe than sports in America, mainly A football and baseball.

worse: it's a slav

weird how Haiti used to be a commercial powerhouse in the Caribbean, before AND after their revolution
then they've gone to shit after a string of natural disasters and tyrannical governments
places like Mexico and the Dominican Republic have suffered worse and are still halfway decent countries
what gives?

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business idea: become famous in the most inoffensive and crowdpleasingest possible way, then at the height of my success, make a bunch of jew and nigger jokes and destroy my career

big fan of this lesbian with a fat arse

/ourlad/ going live soon. going to be wrecking some commie.

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you KNOW you have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. don't kid yourselves.

utter drivel
>people in the comments saying you're a cuck if you watch sports
cringe

there will be casualities

i kinda like women with short hair

it's like you could think she's a bloke at first but then you see her tits and her hips and you realise you can fuck that and it's like a nice bonus

no homo

At least I tried

>the kike doesnt have a sense of community and doesnt understand the concept
wow im surprised

Betku its final vowel is reduced, or in other terms, not the one with emphasis. when this results in sound like "a" known as ákańje.

>the kike
what makes you think I'm Jewish lmao

>10/10 asian
>just lower your standards bro

business idea: start going to rehab meetings so i can meet a bunch of junkies and sell them drugs

there's like 1 or 2 new zealanders here and at least one has stated they're jewish, so

watching sports is LITERALLY the qunitissential brainlet pastime

I've never seen anyone say that, I'd imagine they're taking the piss

you're the only kike here, lad. quit trying to poison the well all the time.

Things Europeans say
>bible thumping
>flag waving
>nationalism
>temporarily embarrassed millionaires
>jesus loving
>racist
>world police (this is a BIG one)
>commercialized (in regard to the us)
>military worship
>red scare
>dyarrrr americans think like foot stamps are communism and shit
These may be loosely gleaned from something actually significant but they are essentially copy-pasted, 15 year-old's, R*ddit opinions that are based on nothing at all besides being socially correct. They will regurgitate this shit endlessly, and it is important that you do not listen.

really hate when a husband gets turned into a cuckold on television
it just feels fundamentally wrong and evil
a total violation of a holy pact between two people who claim to love each other, even if it's fiction.

anyone watching the smash finals lol

stop conflating europeans with british people

poms have more in common with yanks than 90% of europe

this but unironically

ok now i seriously need to go to sleep but its still so loud outside

>bible thumping
this is an american term