Why aren't women funny?

ITT post pics of actually funny women.
Hard mode: must be good-looking

Pic not related due to being I fun and only average-looking

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Unfunny*

Lucille Ball.

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They are too self centered.

LAUGH OUT LOUD

I think there just aren't many good stanups period. But this one is hot.

All their """"jokes"""" have something to do with their vagina or period.

Me:
>I'm voting for Trump! He's going to make America great again
Her:
>*dreams about ham*

Oh my god, it's like they're making our points for us.

too concerned about social acceptance maybe? don't know.

When Amy Schumer started stand-up she was both funny and pretty attractive. I was shocked because I was really enjoying both her looks and her material, even if it was a bit rehashed.

Now she's lost both

Tina Fey and Amy Pohler are p.funny.

Ignore their politics because lol if you get your politics from a comedian.

I like Jen Kirkman. She jokes about herself quite a bit and doesnt seem to be a self-centered bitch

mfw these people are memeing themselves

Fug, i really like her. I've been watching youtube videos of her and damn, i love this jewish whore. I can see she is an entitled and false cunt but fuck, i love her.
Im ashamed Sup Forums.

Because they don't need to be. Humour is a sexual strategy that men evolved with to attract women to them. Women just sit around looking pretty to attract men.

She's never been funny. Also, she's an admitted man rapist.

Proof: reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/37oeoi/amy_schumer_admits_to_raping_a_guy_feminists/

It takes intelligence and a sense of timing to be funny. Of course there are rare exceptions, Seth rogan, Adam Sandler. People find those hacks funny even if they aren't in the least.

She does look kinda Mexican

>not posting the GOAT

Sarah Silverman Show had a few funny episodes iirc. One about AIDs... and that's all I really remember. I smoked a lot of weed back in the day though, so idk how funny it actually was.

Like you wouldn't drop trou in a second for her.

Because they're pampered idiots who get everything handed to them and don't realize how good they have it.

Sarah has her moments.

I'd make her snort my semen

not even trolling, I know the new ghostbusters sucks and all that shit, but that's money

Kristen Wiig was pretty funny on SNL. She might not be naturally funny in a stand up comedian kinda way but she's good at acting funny, at least on that show

NOT

If tinder it's any indication, other than scrapping the bottom of the barrel, it really seems that way.

Someone shoot me

Wife material, desu

Ellen has had her moments, and when she doesn't do overtly political shit she's fantastic

The lasses in Men Behaving Badly were OK

youtube.com/watch?v=tmO25vFI9cY

Did she sprinkle the ashes of her grandparents on her head? Look at all those white flakes!

there's a lot of funny women you just watch shitty media

all the women in christopher guest's movies are great

>isn't self centered
>most jokes are centered on her self
Autumn will come soon, and I will get the chance to rake you, leaf.

The brunette is qt. I really have a thing for white, dorky-looking girls with brown eyes and black hair.

Martine Hill from the german show "Knallerfrauen" is not bad.
But you're right. women aren't funny at all.
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GOAT comedic actresses along with Julia Louis Dreyfus, but still none of them are particularly funny wit their own wit.

There was a short-lived Rob Schneider version if this show in the US.

Lee Newton is funny

Lisa Lampanelli used to be kinda funny.
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Only if she called me Dipper

Lisa Lampanelli

I don't know their names, but I went to a rifftrax live event recently and the lady who played Pearl Forrester and Mike's wife riffed together on a short and were hilarious.

winrar

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BIRD!

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>Star of David
At least ((())) is somewhat subtle

Anyways, pic related is probably one of the funniest females I know, I don't know if that means anything at all though

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We all have our guilty pleasures, Miguel.

Was she raised as an orthodox Lutheran on a homestead in Wyoming?

cool shirt

Is that a fish?

No pic, but Lauren Lapkus is funny af on comedy bang bang. Silverman is funny. I like her show more than her standup though. Fey and Poehler are dope. Lots of funny comedic actresses, more so than stand ups, I'd say

Hnnng

>posts ugly nigger from one of the worst movies ever made

Personally, I can't take women seriously most times.

I don't like women singers in pop/punk/rock/metal music either.

She is painfully stupid. I feel bad for her for it.

Under boob tit Anyone see it!?

She's a cunt, that's why she's not funny.

that's easy

Natasha Leggero. she's funny and sexy as heck

can some one agree with me

fuck off dad

God save us if this spreads

I agree

>funny

thats questionable, i love her appearances on drunk history, her stand-up is meh and relies too much on female based material.

>sexy

without a doubt. would fug

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is imitating swine kosher?

Ohh I've never seen Sri Lanka before.

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inb4 coal burner

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this must be an american thing. the uk has always had reasonably credible female comedy writers/actors/standups etc

I guess the definition of "politics" changed while I was on vacation.

Surprised no one has posted Emma stone.

Someone post the picture of her naked in what appears to be a public shower. Her body is like 6/10 max.

>comedian
>not self centered

She's clearly Jewish.

liberal, but funny and witty on her own

pretty hot too. 55 years old

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Which funny male comedians are good-looking? I'll wait.

Sexiest woman in England 5 years running...

>Those teeth

She did have one episode where she had black face on for most of the show.

Funny guy & wets panties at ten paces...

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Sweet dee from always sunny is funny

>Schaal will never tell you she's secretly afraid of thunderstorms while you cuddle in your loft condo with a glass ceiling during a bad storm
I'm a simple man with simple feels

Ali Wong's special Baby Cobra on netflix was pretty fucking good. I think she is the only female comic on all of netflix with 4+ stars. Every other fem has like 1-2.

I think /pol would dig it. Her whole thing was how feminism is stupid because now she has to work.

Anthony Jeselnik

>Posting a picture of a giant bird

But she looks like a bird.

Best Stand-up comedy tbqh,

""""""""""""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""""""""

What is that a scar?

Pupina-chan

I watched Morgan Murphys Irish Goodbye standup on netflix, and thought it was funny.She had quite a bit of self depricating humor, which i usually don't like, but for some reason thought was funny.