Arab here with an Asian gf

Arab here with an Asian gf

AMA

How do I get an arab gf?

Her ethnicity?

Wonder what an Arab/Asian kid would look like? SEA?

>asian here with an asian gf

>AMA

this desu

Do you allahu the ackbars?

buy her?

Are you going to become a suicide bomber?

Isn't the vast majority of Arabia in Asia? Don't most of them have Asian gfs?

Probably meant Indian

How much did you philippino broad cost you?

Are we talking full on ninja suit Arab gf or a well integrated Arab gf?

good post

Either probably the latter

You have to suck my balls.
Korean/Chinese
Of course
Certainly
Well in the context of the American definition of Asian I mean East Asian. But I agree with you, most of the Middle East is straddled across West Asia.
Nothing. And she's not Filipino. SEA women look weird

What is your favorite color?

Why are betas attracted to Asian women?

We'll find out in a couple years ;)

I presume something similar to a half white half Asian mutt but a little bit tanner

Isn't like two thirds of Russia in Asia?

Yellow
Not sure but I guess I'm the exception. I'm not particularly attracted to Asian women. I've been with black, white, and Hispanic girls. That's just how it is when you're in California.

think ya got that one backwards m8

No he's right. Most of russia is east of moscow

My mistake. Thank you for the correction my Commonwealth brother. Lizzy bless.

We are betas too
We have a saying хopoший лeвaк yкpeпляeт бpaк (cheating strengthens your marriage)

I think he means most of Asia is in Russia.

Post youe gf’s face

What? That doesn't even make sense retard
No.

Russia is really big man.

How old are you?

Do you have dark shit colored skin or light skin?

Do you work in IT or student?

Yeah I get that but russia by no means constitutes the majority of Asia

It does, as in most of Asia is comprised of Russia.
Just confusing semantics

I don't think I can believe that

It's pretty damn close.

literally the first time I see it

Why??? Probably she is ugly af

Just do the basic calculation
Asian part of russia is 13.1 million square km
Asia 44.5 million square km
So, only 29% of Asia is a part of Russia

The original statement is technically more correct. I'll admit I thought all of Russia was considered Asia, which would definitely make Russia over half of Asia it were the case.
In that line of reasoning, my correction makes more sense.
Also, in the context of the Russian saying betas like Asians, if most of Asia was Russia it comes off as a better burn than most of Russia being Asian, no?

WOO EXPLANATIONS

You forget to start your proxy.

>tfw Americans and Russians demand you provide mathematical proof for a joke
It's hard out here m8.

ARAB?????
GOD DAMN OIL MONEY

your kids will be brown Arasian, basically subhumans by any standard

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No, it's not. What you attached is Mercator projection that doesn't properly represent relative areas. Northern territories are knowingly exaggerated.

Russia is not *that* big as we used to think by looking at the map (and it's Asian part is not that big either). It's long but it's narrow.

not that big, just the biggest country there is

Don't you think you're overanalysing this "Russia is big" joke a little much Ivan?

I know life is suffering in Russia but give a little leeway for levity man.

oof my sides
love where this thread has gone

>We have a saying хopoший лeвaк yкpeпляeт бpaк (cheating strengthens your marriage)
Huh? In general only male cheating is considered "okay"(only among men ofcourse)

Is she thick?

If your joke need explaining it's a shit joke.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND JOKE, IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT. I TELL JOKE. MAN FROM NORTH-NORTH-WEST VRALZUY BUYS CAR MADE FROM INFERIOR BELARUSIAN STEEL ALLOY, ON WAY TO BABUSHKA HOUSE FOR POTATOES, VODKA AND RUBBING IRON SHAVINGS ON SKIN FOR WARMTH HE REALISE THAT HE CAN SIMPLY RUB HIMSELF ON INFERIOR BELARUSIAN CAR AND ACQUIRE IRON SHAVINGS.

VERY GOOD YES?

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

are you me 4 years ago?

Very funny joke Now Zooland brat.

Gottem.

But arabs are asian...