Tfw you'll never accidentally walk into the Adults section as a kid ever again

>Tfw you'll never accidentally walk into the Adults section as a kid ever again.

Shut the fuck up with your on-topic thread.

This all needs to be shitposting about trump, cnn, and everything else unrelated to tv and film

I did it on purpose you faggot.

>cnn
>unrelated to television

You and I both know it's just gonna turn into Sup Forums shitposting.

Or Kung Pow posting

>implying I won't stroll through the elderlies section in video stores at age 45 once physical media makes a comeback after the rebuilding period following the North Korean EMP strikes

You act like anything on this website hasn't already devolved into
>ITS THE FUCKING KIKES BASED ASSAD FUCK OFF SHILL

That was very specific, user..

I wanna lie to myself into thinking this place hasn't become a completely, unoriginal, depressing shithole. Please don't take this away from me, I'm high right now and I want to live in the memeories of a depressed oldfag.

Damn, just seeing those covers give me nostalgia.
All those early 360 games bring me back to being in middle school.

I was too young...

>count down the days until you can go into the adults section
>last days of being 17, local stores start closing
2008 was a bad year for me

did you grow up poor? I think most kids had already moved onto getting hardcore porn off of peer-to-peer programs in the early 2000s.

No, it just felt more like a rite of passage I had to go through

oh. well, I was fortunate enough that my brother left behind a couple of Fox magazines in his closet before he went to college. maybe it was just that the videos you got back then were horrifically grainy, but it was more enjoyable to flick through the magazine.

>grow up poor
>finally get my hands on two penthouse magazines
>hide them under my bed
>go to school
>come back to find the magazines on top of my bed
I never even considered that parents were examining every inch of my room when I was away at school, really creeped me out

Mine was in a back room with this bead curtain thing

>renting Kung Pow again and again

Is that like, the cliche adult-section entrance?

One of the ones near mine had saloon doors. Another was a briefcase you'd have to ask the counter staff for

"accidently"

> Advent Rising

They never did award that $1 000 000 they promised, did they?

>open briefcase
>it's full of semen

EVERY TIME

>Rent console.
>It comes in a briefcase.

>rent briefcase
>it's a sega saturn