This man walks up to you and slaps your gfs ass. What's your next move?

This man walks up to you and slaps your gfs ass. What's your next move?

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kill fi'di men

Are you saying you would kill 50 men in retaliation?

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I seriously doubt you would user. As someone else pointed out he killed fiddy men.

You doubt that I can scream "THATS MY PURSE!"?

Yes I doubt you could in that situation.

>What's your next move?

Nothing. That's the man whoo killed fi'di men. That's his girl now.

I tell him that his son hates him and always will. He was a coward for not returning to Japan after his deployment ended, and that Good Hank will grow up being told only horrible things about his father by people who hate Cotton.

Compliment him on being able to reach that high without shins.

I'd kill Good Hank.

>Taking anything Peggy has to say as serious.

No

kick him in the shins

Hank told Cotton to his face that he hated him in the Jimmy Carter episode and he absolutely meant it.

>HATED A BABY!

Man that was a good episode.

He also told him that on his deathbed but I think cotton planned it that way so hank won't feel as bad.

throw him on a japanese buffet grill.

worked the first time

Send him to the hospital!

Pic related

I just wanted an excuse to post pic

Congratulate him on being able to reach that high.

Hi-five him.

That man is a hero who got his knees (or was it shins?) blown off. He can do what ever he wants

Except walk properly.

Demssavagetripsmanyoilltellyouwhat.

Sir, why are you slapping my hand?

Buy him a beer and thank him for killing fiddy men in Oh-Kee-Nahwah!

"I know, right?!"

Pretty much everyone outside of Dale, Bobby and Topsy hated him. And Topsy died before him and no one could understand him.

I don't think his retirement home pals much liked him either. They where just stuck together

Make his knees match his shins.

>tfw Japanese
I toss him an m1 garand and I unsheathes arisaka, I then tell him it's time to finish the war.

mmmmmm arisaka
godspeed user, or should i say banzai

>walks
i think you mean waddles

Push him over. When he gets back up, push him over again.