Let's face it, you all want a Greencard and live in the US

Let's face it, you all want a Greencard and live in the US.

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look at my finger

i unironically don't want to

I will raze US

I do

based
fuck y*Nkoids

I'm actually wanting to leave once I raise enough funds.

There are many countries with far better HDI than USA.

worse version of my cunt
no why would i

I would rather chose to live in Haiti.

I think I might too. I like it here, I just want to explore other countries as well.

in 1906 ja
in 2018 ne

>live in the US.

No you really wouldn't. Haiti is the poorest country in the Americas, they still haven't recovered from the earthquake a decade ago, and they are fighting a cholera epidemic.

stay in the hole, mutt

It's better than be a neurotic tax slave who works 9 to 5 the whole life.

as a third worlder yes but i prefer germany ,you know our futur islamic country

yes, i applied for the green card lottery last november. i wait for the answer in may.

I'd never want to live in a country with such absurd tipping culture.

>Let's face it, you all want a Greencard and live in the US

Of course not...

if you want it I hope you get it brother

He's a non-white btw, those are the only kind of people who can participate in the green card lottery.

I'm a natural-born citizen of the USA. It's alright.

No. I prefer not to get shot or pay 20k because I broke my wrist.

Russia is okay, there are no these liberal shit with shitloads of genders and lgbt things and at the same time it has European culture.
So no, thanks

I mean if he's not some super mud man then that's fine, if he wants to be a real American then that's fine bud

The difference is avoidability. You can live whatever lifestyle you want here, for better or worse. In Haiti, the crime and poverty is inescapable.

>lottery
It really looks like that might change soon, thank god

i want to get shot in the head, no lie.
waking up sucks

Yes, but only because I would love to live in middle of nowhere in cold Alaska.

hell no I don't

thank you, and yes, I'm white, don't worry.

Tried living in the west. You wankers are too far gone, no thanks. Nice try, Ahmed.

Also this.

Switzerland is better. Nuke the US.
I fucking hate Burgers

t. burger with a proxy.

Fuck no
>Worse healthcare
>More expensive education
>Niggers
>Whitoids
>Trigger happy police
>Can be conscripted at any time
>Crazy byzantine tax code
>Crazy Christcucks
>SjWs
>School shooters
>Cinema shooters
>Ajit cream pie internet
>Israeli butt slave nation
No. Not on the least interested.

enjoy in your shitskin infested jungle hellhole, friend

I honestly think Europe would be a better place if everyone just nuked Germany.

Do I?

Oh wait I don't.

I immigrated from the US to Canada, wouldn't go back for anything.

>he thinks 9 to 17 is long work
try slaving from 10 to midnight

I thought germans didn't like joking around

enjoy in your shitskin infested jungle hellhole, friend

making the worly a better place by nuking the US > making Europe a better place by nuking Germany

>How do i get a green card having shitalian citizenshio?

once a year, in october and november, you must apply on the official gouv site dvlottery.

How about no.

>go to elementary school
>get shot
>middle/high school
>get shot
>college and university
>get shot
>get lost and walk through wrong neighborhood
>get shot
>interact with police
>get shot
>watch a movie
>get shot
>go gambling
>get shot
>go clubbing
>get shot
>stream video games
>someone else gets shot

And less collateral damage.

never

We already have enough favelados so they're not eligible for the diversity lotto.

Yes.

I'll apply for the DV lottery later this year. The chance of winning is slim, but I might as well try.

>have an outbreak of measles
>don't get shot

Which state has the best wilderness?

get me the fuck out of here

The only big problem in Spain is no jobs. Comfiest place on earth desu.

Hey US, let's nuke these swiss coward rats

You will be forced to pay taxes even when you're outside of the US.
So no I don't want that shitty American citizenship

True

I nuked your mother

above average bait

Alaska by far. Distant runners up would be Montana and Wyoming.

In Russia, I'm a king NEET. In murrica I gonna be a mutt slave. No thanks.

I am intrested user, how do you get through that procedure? Asking as a fellow countryman.

this

If you make over 100k

Same, had one too many guns pointed at me.

>stream video games
>someone else gets shot
solid keks

i did maybe 5 years ago
but nowdays, when you can get fired and labeled for a nazi for the rest of your life (never to get a job again) for saying something ''sexist'' or ''racist'', it doesn't really seem like the place for me (i don't think i'm really sexist or racist, but sometimes i just say stuff because whatever)
it's like fucking east germany with stasi in the form of some social science student with a smartphone recording your every move and ratting on you because you said ''fag''
it's a constant lynching atmosphere, minus the actual hanging in the end
land of the free my ass

It is far more complicated than that.
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1. Mexico
2. I'd rather live in Canada 2bh

But that's two hours...

You can find all that shit in most western euro countries, including yours

If we wanted a greencard mate I could get one
she'd probably want to live in England though

what the fuck is this pic

That's because you're actually an idiot

I talk shit about mudslimes all the time and nobody cares

Yes. I only get 26 points, though, so it will never happen. Meanwhile millions of illegals come every year. Way to punish potential legal and productive immigrants.

We don't have a point-based system yet

It's sad really, such a broken system

No, I'm home. I might travel around a bit, but Portugal is home. This is where my ashes will rest.

Honestly want a green card so I can work for ICE

have you considered Haiti or a Sub-African country?

Same
this too

No.

I wanted to live in Wisconsin.
Eat cream puffs, squish some curds between my teeth, eat some burgers and brats.

But then I remembered the US is actually a totalitarian police state with zero personal freedom and a crime rate worthy of a third world shithole.

I have family in Maine with,what they say, "connections", and they tell me I can go anytime I want and they can legalise me in like 2 weeks.


Maine seems comfy. Problem is, Northern Portugal seems even more comfy.

t. Alberto Barbosa

I couldn't be a NEET for life there so no. Hell no.

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welcome to the state of chad imperium

No, really not. the America of the 50-80s is over and will not come back. I recon things will not imporve in the future

In the future we are likely to be something akin to Brazil and eventually maybe even South Africa

>live in the US
nope

Multikulti was a mistake, how could the entire west be this dumb?

>(((Multikulti was a mistake, how could the entire west be this dumb?)))

Everyone is equal you are just racist.
High crime rates and terrorist attacks are just part and parcel of living in a major city

We didn't have enough popular resistance to elite power. In 100 years Asia will likely be 99% Asian, africa 99% African and so on while the west is a giant perminate clusterfuck

No, if i had to move i'd go to New Zealand or Switzerland, both for being in the top 5 lowest taxation countries (17.9 and 21.8%) and and excelling in great hiking spots, although the former would be a pain in the ass due to its distance from anything and the crazy high plane ticket prices.