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Late night edition

ASStolfo

why is philippine geography so hard

IT'S HOT.

I just went to sit myself up and hit myself directly in the eye with my knee.

I'm crying right now.

I-I'd lick your tears off desu.

What do you mean, Geography?

What the fug. That sounds painful desu.

I-It really hurts desu. Pl-please do.
It was. Owie.

I'm procrastinating about having a wank or not. Haha. I hope my jizz doesn't come out watery this time.