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Late night edition

ASStolfo

why is philippine geography so hard

IT'S HOT.

I just went to sit myself up and hit myself directly in the eye with my knee.

I'm crying right now.

I-I'd lick your tears off desu.

What do you mean, Geography?

What the fug. That sounds painful desu.

I-It really hurts desu. Pl-please do.
It was. Owie.

I'm procrastinating about having a wank or not. Haha. I hope my jizz doesn't come out watery this time.

What's the best italian (or european) city you visit for you? :3

names of places desu

*licks your face*

watery jizz is the worst, you can't even bring it to your mouth without it dripping

Do it and liberate yourself from that chains

>jizz doesn't come out watery this time.
w-what?

I-I really liked Dublin desu. I-I also really liked Rome and also Prague desu.
Stop arousing me this late at night desu.

But you're a cutie and cuties are better aroused!

がんばれ

Prague is patrician desu
Really like that city, no wonder it has so many tourists

Have you been to eastern Europe desu? Not Czechia, east of that

i-i don't know. Hope it's nothing bad.

Watery jizz is shit

B-but my Pajamas are really tight and it'll show up on my leg.
Y-yeah desu. It's done poorly though desu; too many tourist shops and Thai Massage Parlours.
N-no desu. The Czech Republic is the furthest East I've gone.

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Prague is clean though
Much more than Rome or Paris
I never vosited Dublin or the brots isles for istance

It was very crowded desu :3
You should visit Dublin and London desu :3

I wanted to visit London for sure but this summer we opted for Paris :3
Maybe the next or I don't know
I also want to visit something outside of Europe AAAAAA

If you won't come here for me to snuggle with you then go visit Jew York or Japan/Korea :3

I can't post images for some reason desu.

Hmm
I'd really like to visit the off-the-beaten-track spots. Famous attractions are honestly underwhelming to me.

Being a traveller and trying to understand the culture is what attracts me ahah

>we
Who do you travel with ahah

I want really to visit New York for some reason but if I have to choose then Japan is probably the top destination :3

Parents

Yup I tried on another thread and I can't post them either???

What the fuck is hiromoot up to? I don't think it's cloudflare's problem (it has usually been)

>I really want to travel to urban America
lol
most of the places I want to visit are old world desu ahah

serverfail for image I think

You are used to urban city so it's only a natural
I am now bored for that but I can get it why you like it

Come meet me in Sydney and I'll show you around desu. W-we can go snuggle back at my place :3
I've never been to the Americas but I'd go to Canada. The US seems too dangerous with all the spooks, gang gooks, and Latino Gringos.
Feels bad desu.

I live in a big urban megalopolis and I hate big urban megalopolises.

I'm not a countryside type either, I just want to live in a smaller town in a temperate country that's closer to nature and not a concrete jungle.

I'd like to see the Blue Mountains, and the smaller cities like Port Macquarie desu.

Inland would be fine if it's safe, smallish towns like Bathurst or Goulburn in the north, or the alpine resorts in Victoria in the south desu.

Every place has is degree of dangerouness
But yes you have to pay attention everywhere

Gay statement

oi

I read polyglot/travel blogs a lot, if you try to blend in you're safe EVERYWHERE EXCEPT AMURRIGA

People have had great times everywhere from Pernambuco to Somaliland desu

I-I'll take you to the Blue Mountains desu! My Aunt and Uncle live there so I used to go there all the time :3

Very beautiful bushwalks and camp grounds desu.
I don't think I'd be comfortable with that many blacks at once desu. Maybe I'd just visit New York or maybe go to some comfy flyby state like Kansas :3
Where is Amurriga?

you're better off not knowing, Amurriga is full of fat mutts and dangerous spastics with guns

Probably it has due to America nature of melting pot where you can find every kind of culture and so it's difficult to encaunter an homogeneous way of life
Still I'm gonna stick to New York for the first trip, I'm not that much of traveller that want to see everything in the world but I would like to see this hotspot at least

>go to some comfy flyby state like Kansas :3
WHY would you go to Kansas?
Nobody visits the Great Plains mate

Yeah I guess NYC is worth visiting. Besides the old sites like Monticello in Virginia, I'd only visit America for the natural beauty desu.

AAAAAA the only place I really want to visit is my home City ;___;

Niagara Falls and all.that nature of """Cascadia""" region seems comfy

I'd want to visit for the scenery but Hollywood has kinda spooked me desu.
I'd suspect that states like Montana might have some true American culture. I'd definitely visit New York though :3

Cascadia is nice.

Why would Hollywood spook you?

Montana is more worth visiting than Kansas, it has immense natural beauty. Kansas is just a whole load of corn fields, the city of Wichita, and the suburbs of KCMO. It's one of those states that are just boring. Not necessarily bad, just boring.

Maybe even California or Miami that is filled with all kind of park
Honestly nature has bored me, I want to see urban life too

>imageboard without image

I don't wanna get shanked by a negro gang desu :3
Also yeah that's what I was thinking. I saw the BTS of Farcry 5 and it looks nice desu :3
>Miami
D-don't go there desu. My parents went in the 90s and told me it was a complete shithole.

The parks are in Orlando lol

what's happening?

>My parents went in the 90s and told me it was a complete shithole.
This, Florida is infamous for being a loony state.
Florida also has other attractions besides Orlando though, like St. Augustine, the oldest settlement in the US, and the Everglades. But big city Florida is rubbish and rural Florida is also rubbish

My neighborgh did an expat in California and says that it was full lf latino kek
I didn't know that the situation were really like that

O-orlando
Yeah my bad...

Actually I figured it out

Serverfault for Image I suspect
But without proof I can't say

*Did a year as an expat

If you guys want to help eheh (he's not me)

>Serverfault for Image I suspec
It's weird, the captcha is starting to fail too

Seems that way for a lot of the South desu.
Sounds bad desu. I wanna go to the wild west and visit the town where the Gunfight at OK Corral took place :3

Do you use legacy one?
If sometimes you see no captcha at all you only need to click the image
(It's normal they are migrating xto the better, but also annoying, version V2)

>Do you use legacy one?
I do but I had no idea they were migrating to a new one

Google want the V1 to die
for obvious safety reasons
so once in a while you will see captcha disappear

Yeah lots of the south is bullshit. Probably the only good part of the South is the Research Triangle

>Google want the V1 to die
>for obvious safety reasons
oh, interesting. How do you know about that?

g**Gle is full of shit, I don't use any of their services except for Earth and Translate

I want an intelligent guy-friend with a Southern accent desu. Not the annoying one but the really cute one that's soothing to the ear.

It's my field, you know?

They want to monopolize the shit out of all
But their services are good
Also I doubt you don't use YouTube

that's going to be rare, especially if you want him to be thin

>It's my field, you know?
I always forget what it is you're doing

Oh yeah YouTube as well desu. But other than that no.

My ph*Ne is Android but I don't use it much. Sad how they have a near-monopoly over everything.

Why would I want him to be thin? H-he can be skinny if he wants b-but I want a Chad friend who can encourage me to do stuff.

I'm majoring Computer Science

I prefer Google over Microsoft
In all this years of Microsoft dominance nothing good has come up

That being said surely I don't want Apple to be the replacement of Google (I have some of their products but I know what's behind)

That's really gay dude
Be the Chad, don't wait for one :3

he's a boy, he doesn't have ass

Y-you and I have different tastes desu.
I want a thin/skinny bf with a few muscles, and who is stronger than me desu.

*Pple is even worse but I'd rather do away with pr*Prietary software and go for the open source

>I'm majoring Computer Science
oh right, I remember now that you were talking about a project you were working on

*tips to you.jpg*
Utopia

I don't even know if my roommates enjoy my company.
I-I think we're all friends, m-maybe.

Opinions on Taiwan

Do you have friends outside of flatmates?

I g-guess some of my friends enjoy my company h-haha
I t-think we're just too anxious h-haha

I don't know so much :(
But I would like a resolution by both part
And go on

THIS THREAD IS NOW PROPERTY OF BRITANNIA

The queen has instructed the governor general to dismiss the colonial assemblies and immediately ban anime by decree.

lads on tour

You're not using this thread? Thanks

hello

*signs the decree*

haha tough shit johnny foreigner

anime is for poofs

Yeah I guess

They've grown quite culturally apart though

My colonial masters :)

need some currywurst

up the RA

D-do work buddies I go out to lunch with count?
Y-yeah desu. H-haha.
Pl-please come sleep next to me I'm very lonely.
WOAH WOAH HAS GOOKMOOT BROUGHT ON THE MIGRATION PERIOD?

Devvo get us some matching shirts, I'll get some voddy

all the anime arse now belongs to me

Are you the /brit/poster from Cologne? How is it there?

They come from /brit/ this time

havent showered in 3 days :p smell rancid :o

winter though, can't be too bad I reckon
especially if you don't leave the house like I do ahah

>Germany
The eternal cuck

Yes I guess
If you find that symphatetic enough

B-but things were so cozy with just us and the Italian desu.

Anyway GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
Hopefully gookmoot fixes this problem by tomorrow.

oi oi mate don't throw around that word especially not in the presence of the KRIEGSMARINE

Good night sweets
luv u

*sniffs your pits*
Phew~

Goodnight :)

Who?

>get drunk
>fall asleep
>wake up
>get drunk
>fall asleep again
Am I living the life?

The KRIEGSMARINE I said
>alkohol