Good at cooking

>good at cooking
>hungry for cock
>always loyal because she knows you're the best she can get

why don't you have a fat girlfriend yet?

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Fat fucks are rarely ever good at cooking.

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because i would rather get a non-fat loyal gf whos good at cooking and hungry for my cock

because nobody knows the gridreference so they can fuck

No you'd rather rape an animated 9 year old girl with tenticles you sick gook fuck.

More like good at re-heating McDonalds in the microwave.

Wouldn't we all

You what website you are are on newfag? GTFO and go jerk off to your 4000 pounds waifu.

Are you telling me you wouldn't? It's like it makes you muslim, it's usually the other way around.

Because she's fucking fat, that's why.

I want to be the cook.

>2016

>Still expecting your SO to do all the cookings

>why don't you have a fat girlfriend yet?
Because I can do better and still demand, and get, loyalty.
Because I have a girlfriend who can cook healthy food.
Because I have a girlfriend who's hungry for my cock, but has the energy to be able to work it for more than a few minutes without losing her breath and needing a break.

What kind of stupid beta shit is this?
Oh yeah, bait. Well, I bit. Good job.

Because it pathetic.
>Puts arm around neck because it won't fit around anything else.
>Has to climb on her to kiss her.
>Acts cocky when he with her to make people think he likes fat girls but in reality it's the only type of girl that will give him the time of day.

hey user, wanna come over for netflix and chill? i got a large pizza but I could really go for some extra sausage right about now

>Why don't you have a fat girlfriend?
Can't think of a reason...
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>Fat gf requires you to constantly keep feeding her

>Fat gf gets so fucking fat she can't even move from her mattress, let alone stand on her legs without them distorting from all the fucking fat

>Fat gf has a miscarriage at 6 months and babbie rots and oozes necrosis from her vag, unable to fall out because of there being so much fucking fat

How long does your dick have to be to reach all the way through the ample buffering and finally to that vag?

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>ID
>Im Jew

Fat bitches dont cook. What you do is get a qt skinny girl and cook with her, and make her become a chubby but not fat qt

Same girl, she is a model.

Unattracted to them.
Negative social stigma.

That fat fuck would cost a fortune to feed, also the price for a custom coffin when she dies within 5 years would cost the same amount as a car.

Fuck mate that's nasty

you can just fuck the bellybutton

Horrifying

There's fat then there's my hairy back is more sexually attractive than that tub of lard.
Your example crossed that line and got stuck in the panama canal, at least we can say she did something positive and stopped a few cargo ships that were destined for africa to hand out food and medicine.

Just about everyone is pretty shitty at cooking I've learned.

It took a while to learn how to cook properly. I've had to get really inventive lately as I've been cooking exclusively low carb stuff.

Here's some perfect bacon I made earlier today, enjoy

They get fat because they don't know how to cook.

Definetly

I'm a fat fuck and I'd say I'm pretty good at cooking. Don't be a dumbass, follow the directions, and you can make anything from scratch.

looks tasty

ew ew ew YUCK

Because fat people make WANNA FUCKING PUKE

/fit/ here

FUCK THE FATTIES!

fuck the fatties indeed

Thicc!

That broad is so high test only a nigger would even think of fucking it.

Because she'd be fat, obviously.

I don't just have a fat girlfriend

I have a fat TRANNY girlfriend

I think I did pretty well for myself

>why don't you have a fat girlfriend yet?
because 3dpd a shit.

2d fatties are superior.

Fat people are almost always bad cooks. You don't just eat everything in front of you indiscriminately and also claim to have a sophisticated palate.

that would be extremely painful

because I have a thicc gf. there is a difference.

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Asuka has really let herself go.

>Good at cooking
literally no woman

Why are women so shit at cooking nowadays? It's almost like a symbol of power for them to be useless in the kitchen and be fed by their boyfriends.

you obv never dated one, they don't have the charm and hold over a man like a hot skinny girl does so they are extra manipulative and bitchy trying to be like obeyed and loved like their hot friends

100% accurate, and people that size rely more on takeaways and easy meals than actually cooking.

What do you cook? It's strange to me because generally cooking something from scratch tends to be a lot more healthier than heating up a ready meal or ordering a takeaway.

it's empowering to be worthless

Come on, it's 2016.

"look at me, I do no cooking and cleaning and he's still on my ass, I must be so great"

This. Most top-level chefs are moderately overweight at most, few are obese.

You share your bed with a fat bloke with a wig? Oh man I don't know what to say.

this

if fat people knew how to cook they wouldnt be fat

They don't wear a wig, their hair is naturally long, and super soft.

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high test

I have other uses for my wheelbarrow at any and all times.
Thank you very much.

4u

>It's almost like a symbol of power for them to be useless

Girls have turned being more useless than a rock into an art form.

There are 8 words in the English language that lead to prosperity for chicks:

Stay thin
Long hair
Shut up
Sex anytime

I'm not sure which is scarier, that there are broads who think talking is more interesting than fucking, or that there are men who agree.

Such naturally long super soft hair

can attest from personal experience that fat chicks have horrible self-esteems that need to be constantly validated by trying to get as many cocks inside every hole as often as they can. will literally fuck anything to feel wanted. fuck that shit. and by fucking them you are basically telling them that it's ok to live the horrible lifestyles they live.

>be ugly man
>wear pink

Optometrists are a girl's (and a faggot's) worst enemy.

Yeah, whoever said a fat girl will always be loyal because she knows you're the best she can get is full of shit. Somebody with such low esteem constantly needs approval, affection and all the other shit and it wouldn't surprise me if the biggest cheaters were fat girls.

brehs

we need to go higher test

>always loyal because she knows you're the best she can get

oh man.

>5 long term girlfriends between 20-25. All cheat on me.
>Swear off women, only casual flings to sate physical needs.
>Hit 27.
>250+ lb girl won't let it be, very desperate to be together. Understands my situation and trust issues.
>take her virginity
>She cheats on me anyway.
>Go back to single alpha life
>Still dead and empty inside because no woman wants me for anything but money and cock.
>Just wanted a family and loyalty.
>Will never get it.

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Holy fuck

I'm not dating a 50 year old man in drag.

I'm dating an actually cute feminine tranny with a bit of thickness.

Are you even white?

Irish/German.

I've only dated white wimmenz, and only one of them was actually religious. That might be my problem, but I'd rather die than date a nigger or deal with another Biblethumper.

ITT: People who would rather fuck their stuffed animals and let the niggers mate with the white women who are built for bearing children.

You cucks deserve to go extinct.

>I'm dating an actually cute feminine tranny with a bit of thickness.

Holy shit. You're not just 'dating' a man in a dress, you're 'dating' a fat man in a dress.

Suck it up, buttercup. Take a little pride in your degeneracy. Own it, like you own that fat fucking faggot.


Hogging.

Every man has done it at least once, more out of morbid curiosity than anything else.

Big pink, plump, jiggly girls? Ones that eagerly make filthy animal noises on the first date? Sure. Those are average, and the flick of a lightswitch away from being hot, at least for a few hours.

I’m talking about 400lb mis-shapen blobs that don’t even register as human on any visual scale.

Not that I haven’t woken up next to one or two on an apocalyptic morning after personally assuring the future liquidity of Ireland the night before.

They’re warm, receptive, and eager to please once you break the laws of physics to get them to the second floor of your apartment building.

Just keep the butter out of reach long enough to smear it on their hips and kick them through the door.

And, once the grunting, thrusting, crying, and outpouring of shame is over, and you slide off her back like a strip of bacon off the top of a well-roasted Thanksgiving turkey, you hope and pray that cunt had the common sense to have called an Uber 2 hours ago. Else there is going to be violence on a biblical scale; because you’ve just fucked a monster, and drunk as you might be, lies are for other people.

des des des

I already have fat go shoot a movie theater burger

What bum do I stick it in?

Who shaves her? She looks clean shaven which would take forever with that much surface area, does she take baths in hair removal cream or something? DO fat people grow less hair, like the follicle cant push the hair beyond the fat or something?

Top bantz

Dated 2 fat chicks under this pretence.

They are none of that. They are oddly enough, the most selfish, overly prideful cuntish type of woman there is.

Literally no benifits. At least if you get a skinny woman at least you will have a good shag.

Tho I have to mention she just did a 275 kg bodyweight squat

I have no idea.

because im not black. or disgusting.

Can just make 2/3/4/5x as much when cooking for the same cost as take out usually so maybe they just eat more or add more cream/sugar/ranch to evverything

Just because you made it yourself doesn't mean it isn't deep fried and slathered in melted cheese.

>be Irish/German
>lack correct autism levels
>wants emotional fulfillment from real 3d women (kek)
>rejects traditional women
>preferred untraditional women act untraditionally
>hate the outcome of relationship with blue haired hpv drones
>complain of being dead inside from lack of fulfilment
>"just want the fulfillments user"
>seek out 270 lb non traditional woman
>get cucked
>"hate "bible thumpers" so much user"

wew lad, that's a viscous cycle.

>This entire thread

>it was weeping a black fluid

I thought you guys liked whale hunting?

Outside them being disgusting and degenerate, more often than not fat women have a fucking terrible attitude because "everyone but them are at fault". Only betas with a fetish or desire for self torture settle for that shit.

Ew that's why. Like my girls thin and dark

get yourself a traditional conservative fat girl

>tfw I know that feel
>only had fatty girlfriends besides one redneck
>they all coalburned cheated on me, used me and abused me
>one was sexually
>one was mentally
>one was emotionally

Please God don't let the 4th Horsewoman of the Acuntolpyse get me. I don't want to be beaten.

Is it all that hard of a goal to have a loving woman that truely loves me?

Put your sow in heels. Even fat broads look hot when you get a royalty check from striking oil.

>tumblr .jpg

Firt of all, there is a difference between a fat woman and your pic related. That woman is even a lot more than that one user's 270 pound specimen. There is a difference between fat and morbidly obese.

Secondly, I would rather have a thicker woman; I actually like them. But I would take a chubby or even a fat traditional woman than a diseased, damaged, feminist potential mudshark.

I actually like chubby girls. I have no idea why. Not like whales, but big boobed chunky girls with pretty faces.

I'm a freak I guess

Used to have a girlfriend but broke up with her.

The initiatic development of the spirit is hindered by woman. Like Percival, only by shedding the feminine influence in my life could I attain higher levels of spiritual development.

You see, whereas in a Traditional society the feminine element could bolster a man's strength and renew his vigor, in the modern world (The Age of Kali, Iron Age in the Hellenic Tradition), woman is too far from her spiritual roots to fulfill this role. How can one attain the Kingdom of Heaven, which Christ said was "not of this world," by allowing oneself to be dragged down to the level of the chthonic and telluric? The quest for the spirit is solitary. One cannot achieve initiation without first removing from his life the comfort of woman.

She called me "inhuman" when I broke up with her. I knew this to be a sign that I was doing the right thing. To transcend all that which is "merely human", to become an aristocrat of the soul, I had no other choice.

>Netflix and Landfill

Isn't that pretty common nowadays?
They call them thick I believe.

Underrated

When women are no longer feminine, why should a Traditional man bring himself down to the plane of the telluric and immediate? Christ said "my kingdom is not of this world," though the Babel-builders of Judaized American Protestantism would like to pretend he did not.

The cultivation of the spirit in this age of spiritual oblivion is a solitary quest.

"Give up all that you have and follow me."

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>I actually like chubby girls. I have no idea why.

When the Dollar menu is all you can afford, you will eventually come to believe it's the height of culinary achievement.

>always loyal because she knows you're the best she can get

Uhhh, no. Fat girls have no respect for themselves, how do you think they will have any for you? A fat girl hates that she doesn't have the privilege a normal girl does. The moment she gets an opportunity for something she thinks is even a slight upgrade to you, she will take it.