ITT: We summon Kek for a Yellowstone happening

ITT: We summon Kek for a Yellowstone happening

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it will happen.

It is not a matter of if, but when

august 16

nothing will happen in yellowstone. It will remain peaceful for generations to come

How does a Yellowstone eruption profit reality?

FUCK CAKE

didn't a group of guys predict a major event to happen sometime in August?

Kek informs me that it will happen in the next 2 years

Oh great randomness of the chaotic universe that this retarded place has named 'Kek'. May you shine brightly and at the oddest of times and call OP a faggot once more. You are controlled by no will, you are will at it's most chaotic form.
OP is a fag if this is singles.
OP is a fag if this is doubles.
OP is a fag if this is triples.
OP is a fag if this is quads.
If OP is a fag, there will be NO yellowstone happening.

August 14. Kek wills it

Fuck off with your Yellowstone happenings, it wont happen

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The sky shall be filled with ash, many will burn, many will fade into oblivion.

Praise the will of KEK!

Not in the next 300 years.

not with that attitude

Holy shit you guys suck ass. There will be no Yellowstone happening.

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please show mercy on him kek, he knows not what he says

LET IT BLOW

Yellowstones gonna be postponed a few years, kek wills it

it will happen in 5 days

Please kek destroy this cunt of a world and all the Hillary shills with it.

Not Yellowstone, but do keep a close, vigilant eye on this weekend.

>dubs 1/10 chance
>22 posts
>no dubs
Kek does not appreciate this thread.

>no gets ITT
pathetic.

ARISE, kek, ARISE!

You all are idiots. If you want to die so badly, book a ticket to France. As for me, I have things to do. Pic semi-related, the only good thing about volcanoes.

I am Kek

7 days

Yellowstone will not erupt in our lifetime. It will not erupt in our children's lifetime. It will not erupt in our children's children's lifetime.

this is fail thread

no happening in yellowstone

but isis will attack canada though

Yellowstone happening would kill most of the remaining whites in the US

Ash will blanket the earth.

Praise be to Kek

Nah, total annihilation of Silicon Valley

It will happen on August 14th
(check em)

Fug

Oy vey

I would like this question answered.

Sus

Kek wills I get the lavawaifu when VR is ready for it.

Also Yellowstone will blow on August 14th but fortunately I live far enough away to not be buried in ash.

Martial law would most likely be enacted in the event of a Yellowstone happening

If not dubs...kek forbids

Kek Vult

europe more likely, canada in a year or two. maybe sooner depending on their pm

Kek will also make anime real.

H-hey. Not cool man. I live there.

I mean, it's definitely a net gain but still.

2017-08-08

I manage to summon kek
No one but this faggot notices, you cum gurgling pillow biters are truly lost.

kys, all of you

Rend

kek wills it not

Kek has too much in store for the middle east. Look at the dam in iraq.

August 16

where did the August 16th thing originate??

checkem

if my id ends in dubs or 14 kek wills it

Kek will make anime real, but only good anime. No moe shit.

A major eruption of Yellowstone will cause a nuclear winter sometime in August 14-16. Kek wills it eternally

Damn coupe of days ago it was the 14rd

n0

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AUGUST 14

88

So fucking what? America is degenerate to the point of not worth saving. The bigger the explosion and resulting ash fall the better. Praise KeK. Let it be so.

Nah, also those who survived would come out stronger than before. Also the sudden lack of gibmedats and the famine would drive most non-whites out of the country. From the ashes would rise a new and hardy white America.

>last digits 14

Wew

17.08.2017

>Phoenix arizona , just outside kill zone


Phew....

Glad I stocked up on bottled water and canned goods

CTR WILL BE EXPOSED IN A HUGE MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME WITH THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.

This thread needs a little magick.

chaos comes, by the will of kek

here take these digits

KEK WILLS IT

checkem double dubz + green ID

Are you keedeeng mee?

Smite Shillary

Kek vult

satisfying.jpg

kek

It will not happen.

OH KEKU PLEAZE

Stop this

WHY ARE YOU ANGRY KEK

None of you are getting digits because there's absolutely zero positive outcome for Yellowstone erupting.

Do you enjoy having the freedom to type the word "fag" here even though you know it is a bad word, CTR?

>west coast safe

NO THEY ALL NEED TO DIE OR ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!

burn it down

There will be fire and ash, December 16th the volcano will erupt. 3 million or 33 million. The number 3 resonates.

hmm...

Oh my

Stop this IMMEDIATELY. You're talking about popping a super volcano. You are either totally ignorant of the fact that it's a super volcano or a nihilist of the highest order. Either way, shut the fuck up. Somebody dox this fag.

you're a special form of idiot
learn math pls

Magic one of the magician manifest! Threes trinity!

DESTOS LHAK! Praise Kek...

Kek will reveal himself soon

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It doesn't. Most of humanity will die. The American midwest is the world's breadbasket. It would no longer be habitable or arable. The ash put into the atmosphere could kill off all plant and animal life on the planet by blacking out the sun for a significant period.

Nice politics faggots.

>le ebin numbers frog xD

33

praise kek

Well. YOU BEST BE LYING NIGGA!

WEW

explains back to the future time 1:33