Staring the two most popular Marvel superheros

>Staring the two most popular Marvel superheros
>Opening lower than Wonder Woman

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>twink faggot lead
>minorities in all supporting roles
Who was the target audience?

I mean this is the 2nd reboot in 5 five years
Nobody cares about this shit anymore

Sane people, aka not fucking racists and homophobes.

Marvel is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

everyone's a little bit racist

Sony need to just give up the rights already, they suck at making movies now.

>Flash is now a Mexican nerd
>MJ is now a black stoner boy who is gay for Peter
>Aunt May is now a hot woman. Actually this is a good one.
>Peter is the only white person at school

it seems like there aren't many sane people

get out of your bubble

After the last two Spider-Man movies no one's hyped about a new one.

>not enjoying QT twink boy MJ
What are you a fag?

you're looking at this all wrong as the only white person even if hes a faggot hes going to be slamming brown pussy with his spider dick all through highschool

>tfw Jim Lee has 9 fucking kids

Guys, dont worry women are Queens but guess what? Queens are just the King's bitches.

Be like Kings my friends.

i think nigger MJ is cute.
Where does this looks like a boy meme come from other than Sup Forums admitting they have no real reason to complain about her?
Also Gal a cute.

Is the whole MJ is a guy a meme?

They need to realize nobody wants to see Peter as a cringey pretty teenage boy. We want old Tobey back, he was relatable and had some class.

it's hoping to make just 100m$ with two of the most popular superhero in movies history.
you said it's made for sane people
then there aren't many sane people if it's making so little money on its opening days

Not even meming but the under 18s

This post is so reddit it makes all other posts nonreddit in comparison

Whats wrong sweetie? Truth hurts huh.. now go and get me a sandwich.

Whoopsies hehe this post was meant for

>implying he won't be munching on MJ's brown cock

No.

Whether or not you think people would have to be racist and homophobes to not see this movie, you can't deny that having whiter actors usually improve box office receipts.

>Gal Gadot will never lovingly cradle your head

I mean I'm not racist but it's just how the human brain works: in compartment.
Someone is like me>I like it
Someone isn't> I don't like it.
And this works for every race, not just whites. Look at black's turnout when Obama was the candidate and look what happened after it. (him being likable and a great talker was of course a big factor)
That's why I laught at progressivim, it will never work unless you restructure human's brain.

not exactly, MJ is explicitly "gender neutral" in the film

Can we have a single thread on Sup Forums with no political or race talk?

>it's a straight white male starring in the movie
>BAWW why isn't it like Wonder Woman

is this bizarro Sup Forums?

oh for fuck's sake

i.e. she's a tomboy?

Wonder Woman opened to 103 million. Spider-Man will do better than that, and a whole lot better than WW worldwide.
The movie looks way shittier though.

No fucking way. Anything under $140M would be a failure, this has to be the studio lowballing it to claim it overperformed afterwards

it was implied he was a guy at least once

no, gender neutral boy

Why are Johns and Morrison so A E S T H E T I C?

I call bullshit I hope.

>MJ gender neutral
Where do you even read this shit?

but she's a girl, physically speaking, but doesn't have 'friends' yet acts like a boy and hangs out with Peter and his friend?
back in my day, Id call that a tomboy

no. We grow up multicultural. Meme all you want but you are talking with people from other races axross the globe right now. The world is closer than ever before.
And Sup Forumsvirgins weren't "naturally" racist either before they were "redpilled".

Is kinda obvious, even if the movie isnĀ“t any better than WonderWoman, the popularity of spiderman is very big.

fuck off re dd it

he looks a bit short to play spiderman

you first

Famously tall Spider-Man?

People are sick of Spiderman being rebooted all the fucking time.

Does that mean it's a transgender person?

No, it means the character does not have a gender. Try reading some gender theory you inbred hick.

>Someone isn't> I don't like it.
Not really. Multiculturalism has been a thing for many centuries. These feelings are usually brought up in a time of war or economic crisis, when there's a need for a scapegoat.
In peaceful and prosperous times, everyone can get along just fine, and many of our cultural advances (and I'm including science within "culture") were possible thanks to intercultural exchanges. The most advanced cultures never were isolated, quite the opposite.

The marketing for this movie is insane, it should be opening at $150M at least. It's not even competing with anything, is it? War of Apes comes next weekend

Yeah, that's why it's fucking hilarious that people are still trying to claim it will flop. You'd think Sup Forums would've learned after being wrong so many times, but here they are.
In order to make Spider-Man flop, you'd have to have a mess of Batman & Robin proportions. Not even ASM2 flopped, it just underperformed.

i cant wait for thanos to force age spidey in the infinity wars

they already said theyll use tobey for those sequences

hope he stays for the majority of the film

>caring about capeshit

Next time they play your shitty marvel movies, don't go to it.

MJ is a boy in this? I haven't paid a bit of attention

Michelle is a fucking goddess. If only this movie didn't have any Avenger stuff nor Tony Stark stuff then it would have been much better

Yes. A stoner boy.

WW 64 mil

Are you people memeing or do you actually not know what a tomboy is?

Face it tiger, I'm gonna hit your prostate.

>Spiderman is a nerd who wants to fuck traps
I think I speak for everyone when I say he's /ourguy/

>post 4th of July weekend
>summer
>enough marketing budget to make wonder woman twice over
>Iron Man + Spidey
$100-110M are FLOP numbers, even if it ends up making money

Is that a thing that's in now?

She looks like shit

It makes sense if they were deliberately making it unclear if she's a male or female.

this

>they made MJ a trap
This film was made for Sup Forums

>Enough marketing to make wonder woman twice over

And your source on this is?

Fuck off tumblr and take your traps with you.

Come on is mj actually a guy or just a tomboy, I'm not going to pay for this garbage.

I'm really hoping for guy, this is hilarious

see

Whoops put a t in my Sup Forums

Real life

Tracking reports are always low. It will open to about 120-130. Still shit for what should be a billion dollar film. Anything less than Civil War's 180mil opening and I don't think they will make it

>School for geniuses kids
>Only one white kid

I thought Marvel was the world outside my window?

Is whoops posting the meme of today?

It's never said what MJ is. They don't identify them as male or female.

isn't that the question of the day?

Again, your source is?

>actively giving a shit about a PR war between two comic book companies
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Tell that to Wakanda

whoops meant for

Nah it's just a variant of sweetieposting, which is the kino meme nowadays

seems implied once or twice he is a dude,
or trans

No.

Not him but In my country homecoming is being shilled hard. It's on every second add break, posters everywhere, fuck I can't even buy a pack of batteries without seeing Spider-Man right now. I would not be the least bit shocked if the marketing was double Wonder Woman's.

Ok. If you had to choose a director to finish Snyder's Justice League who would've you picked? Mr. Deknight would be my pick.

>You will never see Deknight direct an r rated Joker film

>he gets a boner in class looking at Parker
>laugh track

>the world is connected because facebook says so

you forgot
>His dick is so big it tips over his desk

kek
>muh gender meme

My friends and I aren't seeing Spider-Man and are going to apes instead. Apes isn't such a small franchise that it can't fuck with Spider-Man a little bit and it's not tired like Pirates or Transformers

>It's never said what MJ is.
Good point, and checked. We shouldn't assume his or her gender.

That's what they were going for in the movie. Take it up with them.

can you stop being passive-aggressive? sane people don't like frustrated idiots

I think you don't know what "passive aggressive" means

gender theory is a crock and you know it

What was so great about the Flash of the Raimi films? He was a generic jock character with barely any role in the film.

The trap MJ is weird though.