Things you won't hear Muslims say

Things you won't hear Muslims say

I won't bomb you

I would never have sex with a child.

this goat isn't sexy enough

>oh look it's this thread again
Kill yourself slide nigger

I take baths daily

Maybe I should question my beliefs

"Stop making these slide threads I'm trying to amass good content and add to the board"

Sage it

No I won't be jihading today Abdullah.

We won

>Non-Muslims have rights too.

>Freedom of expression is sacred and must be protected.

>Jews are people too.

>Women are people too.

>Gays are people too.

>Although I disagree with your opinion, I do not think you ought to be beheaded for holding said opinion.

I was wrong

"I guess I'll be voting for Trump."

>Be Canadian
>Write novel about wishes for muslim community

those kids defending us in america are right by me

could I get bacon on that mashed potato?

"Don't feed that homeless person."

I believe sex with animals and children is degenerate and should be illegal.

hey im making some blt's you want one too? care for a bud light?

"I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger with a pint of lager."

>I respect other religions
>I will not rape children
>I will not brutally murder innocent people
>I respect a woman's human rights
>I respect common law and common sense

The list is literally too long...

"I denounce Hamas and Hezbollah"

I don't actually believe any of that shit in the koran and think Muhammad was batshit insane but, being a muslim lets me move to Europe and rape women, children and young boys and get away with it. Stupid Europeans!

Allahu akbar
>thanks to trump

I'm going to the gay pride parade to show support for them even if I'm not a degenerate. They are oppressed and that isn't right.

>Allah =/= akbar

allah may or may not akbar

You make a good point

I never saw it that way

You're right!

Islam does need a reformation

Honor killings are barbaric

European girls aren't whores

"It is morally wrong to murder gays"
"It is morally wrong to put my cock in pre-adolescents"
"It is morally acceptable to leave Islam

Can I get a Mcrib?

The Jews aren't behind that. No way.

You'll never hear them singing that song " Go away little girl".

Hala Hala Kaboom!

"I respect women"