PAN

PAN

NICE AND HOT

OLIVE OIL

IN

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* smashes ice cream cone into customer's face on live tv *

FUCK OFF

I promised myself not to read any spoilers until I binged every episode

my name is NINOOO

Having another seizure, Jason?

SALT. PEPPA.

BEAUTIFUL

>Gordonposting
>Baneposting
>Shaneposting
>Party posting

Rank em, Sup Forums.

bane > gordon >>>>>> party >>>>>>>>>>>>> shane

BULL.

PREPPED.

this is right

WHITE

BLACKED

PAN, NICE AND HOT

A little cremefresh

>liking el bano memes

>H-here is your water Chef

"Thank you darling"

>takes a sip of water, eerie violin screech and zoom in on the glass

"Fuck me....this is dreadful....they call this water? I waterent, they have lost the plot..."

>Waitress returns as nervous owner watches Gordon eat. "How is everything chef?"

"When was this water made?"

>C-chef?

"IS IT FRESH?"

>No chef, it was made about 4 billion years ago

"Are you fucking kidding me? You dont make your own water in house? and you call yourselves a restaurant?"

>Camera follows Gordon into the back as he confronts the lazy chef who just wants to do his job and not be on a shitty TV show

"Explain to me how you can call yourselves a SEAFOOD restaurant, and not serve in house water?"

>"Chef, it comes out of the tap, no one makes their own-"

"I OWN, a CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS, SO DONT FUCKING TELL ME HOW ITS DONE. I WOULD NEVER SERVE OLD WATER TO A CUSTOMER. YOU TAKE TWO FUCKING HYDROGEN AND MIX IT WITH ONE FUCKING OXYGEN. ITS A SIMPLE RECIPE"

>the Chef stares at gordon dumbfounded as the camera shows the owners and staff on the verge of tears, intense music playing as Gordon storms off

"Im out of here, what a joke, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOORS YOURE HOPELESS"

Get the brioche...............toasty golden.

DUBS

NICE AND GOT

You mean these?

HEAD

NICE AND HOT

You never had me, you never had your dubs.

Then what are these?

I can't make risotto chef, so I made Spaghettios instead.

u men dis

>[CLIP] Gordon is served ROTTEN PRIMORDIAL water by failing restaurant

sad!

perfect

Where? Oh, yeah right here.

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

I'm btfo

not so fast

tell me your secrets

You fucking loser. I got mine. I'm

Who was in the wrong here?

good old rub a dub

hail satan

youtube.com/watch?v=IAbFlWQnlD4&t=1s&ab_channel=TheFWord
@1:00 /
>"the most amazing...egg wash"
what did he mean by this?

Look at that! Marvelous! You just wanna stick your dick in it

>ctrl+f
>raw
>0 results

DONKEY!!!

This post...

IT'S FUCKING RAW

Can someone link me to the original clip where he says this?

he is taking it to the next level pleb

HOT HEAD

Lil bit of salt

Lil bit of peppah

*claps hands*

PLONKAH

TWAT

FUCKING FRENCH PIG!

webm?

These memes are literally pretentious and bland. We need to get back to the basics. We need fresh, local memes.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gnx2M4pLY6Q

>YOU! C'MERE YOU!

Yes chef?

>This is so bland. Look at this texture. It's still raw in the middle. You serve this to customers?

Chef, this is a paper towel

>FUCK ME

Big ass thread was closed. Can we continue to talk about cellulite here? I think a little bit on a chick is hot. I like thicc women, so it comes with the territory, I guess.

>violin scratch

YOU

>nice hot rapeseed oil
>we're going to rape our chicken
>oh look at it piss
Wtf gordon