>cops patrolling area
>shady looking figure in the area
>cops inspect him
>find out he's carrying shitloads of cash
>ask what is it for
>to buy french bread, he says
>throw him on the car
>drive him up to the market
>makes sure he safely buys his precious bread
So, how based is your country's police, Sup Forums?
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you can get a bag like that at costco for nothing
>shitload
why feed brown "people"? You only encourage them to live longer
Your first thread was so successful you decided on making another one thats exactly the same, eh?
>>cops patrolling area
>>shady looking figure in the area
>>cops inspect him
>>find out he's carrying shitloads of cash
>>ask what is it for
>>to buy french bread, he says
>Get arrested for one night at police station
>They beat the shit out of you
That will be here.
What a shit hole
In what world does a large stack of cash for drugs equal a little garbage bag full of rolls?
What in the actual fuck?
Are your drugs cheaper than actual dirt?
No wonder your country is a mess holy shit
Police escort to buy french bread.
Now I really wanna go to Brazil even more!
>American reading comprehension
fucking idiot
You know he probably just bought drugs right after that when the cop left. Either that, or the cop took the money and left him bread.
>cops not patrolling area because there's very little crime
>traffic police busts drivers
>the end
I like the police. It's only people who like speeding who hate them.
Never had any bad experiences with them. Used to go to a gym next to a police station and met a lot of police officers there.
It's not like America where insecure little guys become cops to feel like big strong men. If you're like that you're going to be bullied out of the profession.
holy fuck you people really are retarded
even worse than us "southern redneck white trash"
christ
That's like 20$ worth of bread. You're a criminal if you walk around with 15-20 bucks? But then again that's probably a shitload of cash for a brazillian. Economy must be pretty shit down there.
>French Bread
kek, even their bread has been enriched.
wasn't the original posted with the word fresh instead of french?
Unironically here it'd be
>cops patrolling area
>shady looking figure in the area
>cops inspect him
>find out he's carrying shitloads of cash
>"you're under arrest"
>take him back to the station
>civil seizure the cash and put it into the department's' slosh fund
>dump the kid off where they found him the next day
>"you're lucky we didn't charge you kid"
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Coo here, can confirm we do this in our pd
Wrong.
>cops patrolling area
>shady looking figure in the area
>he's black
>cops inspect him
>find out he's carrying shitloads of cash, a firearm with the serial scratched off, and two grams of crack cocaine
>"you're under arrest"
>"FUCK DIS POLEECE RAYCISS"
>nigger runs
>cops chase for quarter of a mile
>nigger pulls gun
>points it sideways
>cops blast his ass
>BLM riots for 3 days
/Thread
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spot on
