Congrats to Patton Oswalt!

Congrats to Patton Oswalt!

that was quick. almost like he killed his wife in order to re-marry

>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Someone take a life insurance policy in her name

Two less lonely people in the world and it's going to be fine

ya while ur bullshittin im literally going to do just that

Wow its almost like he killed his wife in order to re-marry

I didnt know Season 2 of Making of a Murderer was out.

>48yo man
>worth millions
>famous in the entertainment industry
>marries some 47yo turbo roastie

What the fuck?

SO WHEN IS HE GONNA KILL HER HUH

reminder

>this fat little beta male troll has had two wives
>I haven't even talked to a girl since 2010

Yeah he killed her.

>fat little beta male troll

Think again

You can talk to me honey (:

What a druggie piece of shit.

who's the beta in this situation again?

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Clearly you aren't spending enough time making fun of celebrities on Sup Forums.

how does he get away with this?

she's insanely hot milf
im really jelly

By having a lot of money and a personality that isn't shit. Basically the two things you are doing wrong.

Wait, she's a literal mother? That explains...

A female, on Sup Forums? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

Whelp I'm off to celebrity deadpool.

>female
>Sup Forums
Hahahahahahahaha

If marriage kills comedians' careers what does re-marriage do to it?

I dont understand the drama, should he have waited longer to make sure she is extra dead?

>doesn't know who Meredeth Salenger is

You'd be so much smarter if you had internet access.

King of Queens blood ritual when

RIP Meredith Salenger

She's already dead.

Damn she's hot. 47? Holy shit man, I've had a bunch of way younger gfs and none of them looked as good.

Maybe he shouldnt have killed her in the first place

He's going to kill her too?

Holy shit Natty Gann looks like THAT?

>the general public just forgot about this part
>never followed up on
REALLY makes me think

RIP Meredith

That sign is only six feet high

>a personality that isn't shit
lol Patton, please go.

>famous in the entertainment industry
he was in one tv show 10 years ago and since then he has only put out awful comedy specials

I don't know Oswalt murdered Prince.

that fat subhuman little libshit kike got over his wife's rotting corpse pretty fast desu

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kek

Is there anyway this pathetic manlet can't disappoint me?

This. Haha someone shoop normal height people behind him

You are using gossip rag Radar Online as a legitimate source for facts?

But hey, The National Enquirer picked up the story too, so that helps your case, right?

I wonder how many women Patton Oswalt killed when he was a traveling comedian. Preforming at 2 or 3 new clubs every week always moving around. Very hard to catch or establish a serial killer profile

redpill me on patton

why is he so hated? not american and i haven't seen him featured in much stuff

If she doesn't od chances are she will divorce the goblin in a few months and take 1/2 his shekels.

i fucking love ncis especially the old episodes where kate is still with the squad it's so great

and i started out thinking it was fucking stupid like everyone else too

On Jackass they all picked on him for being fat, but now he's got the hottest wife of them all.

Rip Meridith.

happening?

He was always very candid about his drug use anyways.

He simply became unfunny and spends all his time on twitter tirades.

Goddamn people are needy. I broke up with a chick and spent 3 years getting high and fucking before even considering a gf again.

>le random text with no sources

haha great idea xD

>getting remarried only a year after your wife died

He totally killed his wife.

Fact is it doesn't take a lot of money to pay off a coroner.

Fuck let the grass grow on the grave, also don't forget Mr. Feminist attacked James Rolfe cause he did not want to see a shitty movie.

look up the police report its there too

what's this grip called?

The "I'm going to break your fucking neck you whore" husband hug

There was a comedian who did that except he was a serial rapist instead of a serial killer

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>While speaking the cops
>In additional

Quality rag you cite there, user.

Everyone who blasted James Rolfe is on my shit list for that. Dude seems like a genuinely good guy and never deserved that BS.

I guess he didn't love his previous wife all that much if he's already engaged to someone else

jesus christ that look in his eyes

Her nervous smile. His blank expression masking rage.

that was fast Patton!

What's this guys deal?

he just looooooves to kill

but why?

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Dextroamphetamine a dangerous stimulant that can cause psychosis.

It's generic Adderall. Lol what clickbait. Plus in all his comedy skits he mentions he has a pill addiction.

Fuck this faggot libtard scum

I had a junior high teacher that did this with a coworker. Less than a year, even.

rip fat jodie foster

spends all his time gossiping about Cosby and Snipes

Ok, that's pretty damn suspicious

For those of you saying tabloids have no credibility, I worked during the OJ trial, and most of the big news networks got their major scoops from the tabloids who themselves got the news first.

A lot of people are willing to talk to tabloids for money.

That is really fucked up

I like how all the comedy podcasts stopped talking about Patton altogether because everybody feels uncomfortable.

>type lengthy, well-written replay to some /r9k/-tier autist
>"This thread has been pruned or deleted"

He should grieve over the supposed love of his life for a long time, and at very least take more than a few years to replace her. Have you never lost someone you loved?

Exactly how long has it been since his wife passed?

Which thread? Post it here anyway.

>rag Radar Online as a legitimate source

Yes. If they are lying, then Patton would sue them and win millions of dollars easy.

>But hey, The National Enquirer...

...brought down John Edwards and lots of other powerful people. Good for them.

what's up with your celebrities taking pills like some piece of candy?
>waaahh waaahhh my millionaire life is so hard waaahhh waaahhh look at that black child starving waaahhh waaahhh what can i do to help him while i travel on a private jet waaaaaahhh waaaaahhh i care about the environment, ignore that i spend my vacations on a megayacht waaaah waaaah

She's still out of his league.

You can be a sad, miserable, fuck with or without money.

Tabloids and clickbait more or less started the entire BLM movement.

holy shit he really did kill her didnt he?

why are you so fucking surprised?

read about any serial killers, most of them had groupies, relationships with women. A LOT OF THEM knew about what the guys were doing, and they still stay with them. the fact that Patton "The Zodiac Killer" Oswalt managed to get another girl is nothing surprising.

A bit more than a year ago mate, since your google is broken. I know I wouldn't remarry for a very long time if my gf died. Maybe never. I know people have different viewpoints but that a year, even two is well within the normal grief timescale.

looks like it.