Spidey-Guy Prom Night

>Suck my dick, Parker
Was that necessary? This is a family movie.

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That's how kids talk these days

>Where the fuck are my flowers?

Did Raimi direct this one?

I'm pretty sure "dick" is considered fine in PG-13. It's not a swearword.

first an old hag
then a chubby plain chick
now changed to a gay guy

Why can't they do MJ in live action?

is it though?

Yeah.

Yes.

but would you suck his dick if he asked you?

>4 books and tea
Woah...

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>Aunt May and Tony Stark fucking while Peter walks in
my 4 year old wifes son is really confused now

Incompetence.

>Peter you need to give me a reach around when you fuck me
What was the point of that line?

It's actually "suck my balls" which I think is considered less vulgar.

>Peter you better not touch my weave, but you can touch my dick

Damn this is progressive

During the climax
>ned is in a computer room, at the homecoming dance
>helping peter locate where the vulture is with peter's iphone gps
>teacher busts in and asks ned what he's doing
>"I'm watching porn"

This is not a joke, it actually happened.
Screencap this if you have to.

>family movie

So....Spider-Man is gay in this? If this guy is the new love interest.

Unfortunate face. Tragic skin.

Remember when cute girls were in spider man?

Black peoples?

I remember when Gwen was actually attractive.

>Mary Jane Watson the red bombshell popular girl is now Michael Jones, or "MJ", a dishevelled gay stoner guy.
For what purpose?

do they think black people go to movies? I just don't understand this change.

That's a dude?

This film is an artifact from the Hillary timeline.

PROGRESSION

Correct.

can't you tell?

Yes, kids are stupid.

How's the waifu game in this movie?

>implying this isn't an interesting change with many possible directions

He isn't. Peter has the hots for a girl in his class, not the guy OP posted.

Blacks only come out for Midea movies, like spics only come out for Fast and Furious movies.

and whites only come out for fucking super hero movies

I know a 17yo girl says that and has for years, and I used to know another girl who said that when she was 13. She probably still does. There are a lot of boys who talk like that too.

That is a boy, user.

I can't believe they made MJ a trap fag. Just make a new character.

It is a different time.

no fucking way its not a meme ?

They're trying to be different from the wholesome Raimi films.

No it is not.

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MJ is a gay twink trap, yes. With "attitude".

Now I want to see the Raimi version of this scene

i dont believe you.

Am I the only one who doesn't mind MJ being changed to a boy? He is cute.

their words for the character were "gender neutral"

>suck my massive black cock Peter, like the sissy white boy you are, accept the inferiority of the white race and submit to the black male. Even the black traps like me have bigger cocks than you

is that line meant to imply MJ is a trap or something?

>These two suck each other's cocks
I mean I get, it's cool that they include references to other movies and tv shows, but was that line really necessary?

the joke is that Spider-Man is gonna be in a relationship with him by next film, it's foreshadowing

Is "dick" or "cock" considered more vulgar?

Yes please

>Oi chihuahua! Suck my brown mexinigger cock Parker!
That's how kids talk these days?? I'm glad I didn't see this with my young nephews. In all honesty I wish Raimi would've directed this one. 0/10

dick is very acceptable as an insult just meaning "jerk"

replace parker with "tyrone" or "jamal" and yes, it's true.

For those who want to be part of this epic Sup Forums forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Sup Forums meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Sup Forums, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

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Use ctrl+v more wisely in future.

She is supposed to be a gender neutral character in the film. However I believe it is heavily implied that "she" is actually a boy who identifies as a girl.

implied?

But....why? How is this meant to be Mary Jane?

The good news is MJ is not the love interest in this film.

The bad news is everything else relating to the character.

you better shut your mouth or cnn is gonna ruin your life

It isn't. It's a new character with a different name.

is this meant to be more "diversity" stuff or what?

It's a movie on kids, based on a series of picture books for kids. Said movie is a third iteration of picture book adaptation in less than 20 years. Just let them fucking have it and focuss on things that matter.

What's the big deal? We finally get a transgender character in a superhero film and even better they're also colored too.

Can't you just invent a new character for that or use a minor character?

No. It's not enough that the left merely gets what they want. They have to destroy what everyone else likes as well in the process.

it's not like they have ever done a good MJ in live action

Kek underrated

I thought you loved traps, Sup Forums?

traps are gay

In the trailer I thought this was Zendaya but apparently there is another nigger woman in this film so is this actually a guy portraying this character or is everybody memeing

Other way around

She looks like the rapper Ab-Soul.

Trust me, they're girls. More vulgar than most girls but they're still female.

was she some frog villan?

>just hit the blunt, Peter
>it's not the last time you're going to have something long and brown on your lips

wtf, I thought this was a kids movie

"yo petey you got dat bomb ass dank yo?"

No, I mean the OP pic

He did uncredited work on the script which is why MJ tells Peter to "suck the shit out of my nigger asshole you lily white cracker faggot"!!!FACT!!!

wouldn't that technically make MJ a faggot too?

She identifies as non-gender specific interdimensional!!FACT!!!

Yes it would.

that's kinda hot
the west is finally taking the right cues from anime

...

>Face it tiger, you're gonna hit my prostate

what does gender neutral mean?

Asexual Tranny that appeals to neither sex.

isn't that a weird line to give a girl?

tranny as in which direction?

Both, they get halfway through and figure that's enough. That way there's no chance of claiming to be either.

face it tiger, you dont compare to nigger cock

It's the current year.

either, it just means they say they "don't conform" to gender and say they're male or female depending on the day

>Face it tiger, I'm gonna hit your prostate
Fixed

for what purpose?

>face it tiger
*unzips dick*
>>I'm hitting your jackpot